Chapter 5:

First monster encounter

The New Life Of Brynjar


I was dying to test out the capabilities of my new power and even though I collapsed not to long ago I’m sure it would be fine.

I got off the king sized bed and quietly made my way downstairs and through the front door, being careful so that it wouldn’t make a sound.

I didn’t know what I was going to do after I made it out here but I was sure there would be somewhere around here that would let me test my abilities out.

My body was still young but I could still move around quite well, no doubt that my brilliance helped.

As I was walking around I spotted a forest not too far away and quickly rushed into it

‘Perfect’ I inwardly mumbled.

This is just exactly what I had wanted. Clearly the work of god understanding my true power and aiding me with what I desire! 

Now of course. I am god. However, multiple gods do exist obviously just for the sole purpose of helping me. I am like the ultra god.

“Fuhahaha” I let out a laugh loud enough for the entire forest to hear my brilliance.

The forest seemed very big, I couldn’t see the end of it even with my superior eyesight. The trees towered over my current child body yet the aura oozing out my body was surely large enough for the entire forest to be aware of my presence. 

‘This forest is perfect as a future backyard!’ I noted as I calmly walked through it

But wait! I highly doubt I will even be able to test out my abilities as I’m sure the monsters would be frightened off from the dark aura surrounding me, maybe some monsters are even smart enough to realise how they have no hope of beating me for I am the true god of this world.

Now that was an issue because I have been dying to test this power out. I need to truly understand what the power is because I will not be trusting that bitch any time soon. I am very ashamed to have came out of her body! And she will NOT be tricking me into believing my power is something so disgusting like toenails.

Now, I do understand that mere mortals will never be able to understand my beautiful power however that bitch has the nerve to be so wrong to the think it’s fucking toenails!

My blood boils just thinking about that woman.

But as I was deep in my hatred, a wolf seemed to have used the opportunity by dashing towards me.

The wolf had grey fur and yellow eyes that seemed to be full of intelligence. Maybe 0.0000001% of my own (taking off a few zeros of course) but that still very impressive for a mere mortal wolf.

But I had little time to think and promptly activated ‘Ragnarok’ (the name of which I decided to dub my new found power but the name is subject to change) covering my whole body in ‘Dragons fury’ (I am quite proud of this one as the name comes from the striking resemblance between my power and dragon scales of course!) and also shooting out a few of the dragons fury towards the incoming wolf

The wolf didn’t have time to dodge as it was in mid air and some small cuts appeared on its body yet the wolf still kept charging, not flinching a bit

“Impressive, to think you could still live with 1% of my true power!” I told the wolf 

The wolfs face plummeted into the dirt as I did a graceful dodge.

“Because you are such a worthy foe, I will let you live for today” I shouted whilst running out of the forest

You see, I was not scared. Not in the slightest. I just felt bad for the poor wolf as it was just trying to survive. So I ran. The only reason it’s alive is because of my kindness.

Angels tears started coming out from every pore in my body, although some may call it my sweat I believe angels tears is a more fitting term, for me at least. 

My house started coming into view as I sighed from relief. 

Due to not having to kill the wolf of course.

I quickly dashed into the house to see a bitch looking down at me with a mad face

“Where where you? I was worried sick.” The bitch asked me

Why does she need to know where I was? And that sounded more like a fucking order. does that bitch really think she’s entitled enough to order me around and be worried for me?

“Ah I just went out for a bit to cool off” I responded to the woman

“To cool off? You only collapsed a little while ago and I told you to stay in bed!”

Oh my god can this bitch actually shut up I can’t be bothered for her nagging right now. I mean I just saved a wolfs life! I am a hero here and I think I should be treated as such!




The New Life Of Brynjar


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