Chapter 1:

Why would they allow me to have such a long chapter name? i'm real curious how this will look on the page when i hit the maximum. it migth scroll, break or god knows what. I'm just writing now to hit the word count. this is going to be so exciting. lets g

My shitty isekai got isekai'd?!


It has been 2 weeks since the event that is now referred to as “The Shitpost” happened. A name derived from when we asked the god why he did this while being covered in lamposted children. Bookmark here

“Had to justify the title somehow” Bookmark here

That was it. That was the justification for this carnage. Demolishing two existences on a whim for a cringe joke. Violating our existence like how the company DeBeers violates the free market by having a monopoly on nearly all diamonds mines and rating systems, Fully controlling the flow into the global market and artificially inflating the price of what is a disproportionately useless material, often gained through human rights violations, like the violations that had just happened to us. Bookmark here

It took 98 minutes before society completely collapsed. Neither had the infrastructure to survive the incompatible clash of the world’s politics. One was dominated by scandinavian leftists politics and the other had american leftist politics. Anarchy quickly followed. Which is the worst ideology, since it leads to the second worst one. Disparate harem based oligarchical gangs. All fighting each other in hopes that it will prevent them from having sex with their women. A goal that was getting harder to keep in the rising age rating of this world. Bookmark here

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Says it all really .or it would if this site would actually not ruin the ASCII art without removing the spaces or forcing in line breaks. it is this one https://prnt.sc/1e5gxbf and it would have been really funny.
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