Richard wants to do something

Richard asked his friends at school about where they would like to go. One comment from his good friend Jack stated how he wanted an object called a "Fumo" which Richard didn't know what that was till later that night. He searched it up and found out it was a character from a game that was from 2002. That game was just about dodging balls that had some weird plot. Richard was so interested in it so he wanted to surprise Jack on his birthday to get him a Fumo. So Richard started searching on Amazon and found out there were American-made Fumos that were garbage and were so cheap. Then he found himself on a Japanese website that had real Fumo's. You can tell they were real since the price of each one was around 400 dollars. Richard thought it was a good idea to get his friend a real Fumo since the American ones were garbage. Sadly Richard couldn't afford it since it was 400 dollars and had a shipping fee of 60 bucks since it had to travel over the ocean to get to him. Later that night around 9 pm, Richard was walking and started to wonder how he can get a Fumo for a cheaper price since Richard didn't have that much money nor a job. Richard started to think about what he could do to get that Fumo, he thought about negotiating with them but that won't go well since he can't speak Japanese. Richard thought about walking but he couldn't since he can't walk on water like Jesus. Then it clicked in Richard's big scalp. Richard can just walk through the ocean but walking on the bottom of the ocean. That plan could work since Richard can hold his breath for days on end. No one knows why Richard practiced that for many years for no reason. Richard then decided that before Jack's birthday, he will walk to Japan to get a real Fumo.