Dommy Returns

      Beep Beep” Went James's alarm clock.

      James slowly got out of his destiny bed, and put his destiny sheets back as his eyes adjusted to the lights of the building.

      After putting on his destiny shirt and destiny slippers, and after he got toast from his destiny toaster, he got his destiny PS5 controller and sat down on his destiny rug.

      “Finally, it's a saturday” James said to himself as he bottled up his game destiny on his PS5.

      “After crazy murders, magic powers, and craziness, a day to just play destiny and relex, is that right.” He said, hugging his body pillow.

      James decided to start a destiny raid, he entered the game, and was shooting the destiny enemies with his destiny shotgun in destiny when he heard something.

      “Bang bang” His door was pounded on by someone outside.

      “Shut up mom, I'm playing destiny” James yelled at the door in an extremely nasally voice, trying to make the person go away. He was furious that someone dared to interrupt his precious destiny.

      “My gosh, you're a freaking neet. Come on James,we need to practice your catholic powers, or I will blast down this door and ruin your Jojo’s poster” Said John Paul.

      “Crap” James thought, as he got up and opened the door. John Pauls stood there, with a Gonzaga shirt and jeans. He looked extremely annoyed at James, putting him on edge.

      “Come on. You have catholic powers now, you need to train them now you know! Else, you will just be useless the whole time.”

      “Come on, can't it wait one day? I want to play destiny. There's a new raid and everything. I need to play dead. Plus there is a new destiny gun I need to unlock in destiny. I mean have you played destiny.”

      “My gosh, are you actually this lazy outside of this book? This is like impressively dumb.” John Paul responded.

      “What book?” James asked John Paul, confused.

      “Never mind” John Paul responded in a defeated voice. “Come on, let's go to my room.”

      “I said i'm not going dude.” James responded.

      “And give Dommy extra time to prepare to kill us all, what a fantastic idea James.” John Paul said in an extremely sarcastic voice.

      “Ugg fine” James went and shut down his PS5, and changed into a destiny shirt, with destiny pants and followed John Paul to his room.

      After Jmaes was admiring the smash bros poser at the door, they went inside the room. James wished he had a destiny poster, but still respected the smash poser all the same.

      John Paul’s room was neatly organized, with several bookshelves lining the room. Kansas state football and basketball posters lined either side of the door, with a desk on the right side, and a purple bed on the other. On the desk was a black and red gaming laptop. The words Pain (school christmas story) were on an open word document. There was also a black lam, a catholic Bible, and a rosary. A tv with a nintendo switch and a gamecube hooked up to it was in the corner with gamecube controllers lined up in front.

      The tv was on a stand, the same color as the bookshelves, but smaller, and also filled with books. The books on the bookshelves and under the tv were mainly fantasy, with a few scifi and nonfiction books mixed in.

      John Paul told James to sit in the middle of the room as Xerksize PhD walked into the room and sat next to him.

      “Ok then now that we're both here, it is time to learn some catholic powers.” Said John Paul.

      “Yo, lets finna go dude.” said Xerksize Phd.

      John Paul continued. “As you know, I can use catholic powers, but you can only use catholic or prodastant. Prodastant powers are all completely unique to the individual, making them hard to teach someone how to use. Catholic powers on the other hand, have spells as well as a usually weaker individual ability, and spells can be taught.”

      “So you're saying that we will be able to use magic?” asked James.

      “Exactly” answered John Paul. “Now then, catholic powers are very systematic, and can be used by either chanting or visioning. Chanting is way easier, but you have to chant the spell out loud, plus it looks really dumb and its slower. Visioning is harder, but faster, and you dont look like an idiot. For this class, we will focus on visioning, what I use.

      “How do we use da magic dude doh?” asked Xerksize PhD.

      “Like I said, vision to start out, try saying the word Aposs in your head. Xerksize PhD, think of water, and James think of light.

      James looked at his palm, and focused on it, moving all his energy to it, then he thought the word “aposs!”

      Nothing happened as he held out his hand. He looked over at Xerksize PhD, who was looking just as awkward.

      James frowned as he got disappointed at the results.

      John Paul looked at their disappointed faces and laughed. “Did you really think that you would get it today? If you make a single thing happen today, i'll be shocked. Im about as powerfull as it gest, andit took me a whole five minutes to make something happen with this dumb powers system. You guys will at least take a week to make something happen.”

      James sheepishly nodded to the laughing John Paul.

      “So what do we do, how do we get powerful faster?”

      “It really comes down to your faith control. You need to control your faith energy. For now, just try to focus the energy in your hands, or something like tat, I forgot exactly how I made this”

      “Bro, what will you do if we finna use catholic powers today bruh?” Xerksize PhD asked.

      John Paul started to walk out of the room. “If you use catholic powers today, I will literally end this book right now.” he responded as he left the room.

      James turned to Xerksize Phd “Do you have any idea what book John Paul is always talking about?”

      “Bruh, I don't think anyone knows what John Paul's finna book is” Xerksize Phd respond.

      James got back to focusing on his catholic powers. “I wish I could just play destiny.” He thought. “Ok, let's just focus.”

      James focused all his energy again into his hand. He felt power going to his hand and focused it to his fingertips . He focused and spoke. “Aposs!”

      Nothing happened, but again.

      “Screw this” James thought as he walked out of the room, thoughts of destiny and his body pillow on his mind as he went back to his room.

      He went back to the room, and opened up his PS5.

       “Wee, destiny time, right?” James said to his body pillow, hugging it with a bit too much passion

      The body pillow of the anime girl, with little clothes on, surprisingly did not actually respond.

      “Yeah, you're so cute. I just want to snuggle with you forever.” he continued talking to his body pillow as the PS5 turned on.

      The music blasted on. It was an adventurous tune, full of mystery and suspense. Just then, “bang bang” went his door.

       “Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” Went James to the door. “My diddily gosh, I just got here you heathen.”

      “Woah dude, I'm sorry” came the voice of Jar Jar.

      James reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed again, and after some deliberation, opened the door for him.

       Jar Jar, the classes resident cheater and womanizer, stood at the door.

      He was about five foot two, with a rounded face and matted black hair, his large forehead covered by bangs, which were above his brown eyes. He wore a fed-ex sweatshirt with a pair of athletic shorts, which looked terrible with the sweatshirt.

      “Dude come on. I was told there was a disturbance outside and Mr. Barnies told me to get you.”

      “Whose Mr. Barnies?” asked James, wanting Jar Jar to go away so he could sleep with his body pillow.

      “He is the other Bible teacher, the weirdo Jehovah's witness one.” Jar Jar responded. He looked in-patient as, as if James being in his presence annoyed him.

      “What a jerk,” James muttered as he grabbed his heavy coat and followed Jar Jar down the hall.

      They reached the door, and while Jar Jar was still in athletic shorts, headed out into the blazing snowstorm.

      “How are you wearing shorts?” James asked Jar Jar, screaming over the snowstorm.

      “I just don't get that cold. I mean, have you been to North Dakoda? THere, this is just a normal day. I'm used to much worse in North Dakota. Did I mention I'm from North Dakoda?” He said, walking without a care in the world.

      James ignored him as he looked ahead as far as he could in the dark snowstorm to the spot Mr. Barnes told them to check out. A circle of clear sky shone above them around ten by ten meters wide. The snow avoided the spot like a noble avoiding an illegitimate child.

      They stepped in the white circle, with bright blue sky above.

      “What's going on, I don't remember this happening in North Dakota. Did you know that I'm from North Dakoda by the way?” asked Jar Jar.

      James ignored the cheater as he looked around the incredible sight “this must be catholic powers.” James muttered to himself.

      “Yoooour absooolutely riiiiight.” came a voice from behind James.

      Dommy stood there. He wore a bloodstained pentatonix shirt with a pair of black athletic shorts, like Jar Jar’s.

      “Immmm Haaaaaapy to seeeee yoooooou” He said, with a creepy smile on his face.

      “Hey hey Dommy, whats up buddy, liking the weather bro” Jar Jar butted in.

      Dommy’s got an even bigger and creepier smile on his face “yeeeeeeees, yooooou are juuuuuuuuust as anoooying asssssss I reeeeeeeeemember.”

      “Hey fatboy, who you calling annoying you little beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep beep beeeeeep beep beep (note: the christain censor can not censor sutch vulgar and unchristian language, so we have chosen to beep the words out. Thank you for understanding.)

      “Yoooooooou know, I waaaaaaas not instruuuucted to kiiiiiiiiil you, but yooooou are sooooooo annoying.”

      Dommy created a ball of pure snow from his catholic powers, and shaped it into a stapler made of ice.

       “Woah woah buddy, lest calm down now buddy” Jar Jar turned slowly, and then ran away at full force.

      Dommy’s smile grew even more as he threw the stapler. It flew and James felt the sonic boom as the stapler passed him. It hit Jar Jar in the neck at the edge of the circle, and he fell down, dead.

      “Sooooooooo annoying,” Dommy said.

      James freaked out and ran away as fast as he could, the bitter cold hitting him as he ran to the school as Dommy looked at him, did not chase him, and laughed.