I WILL GET BACK TO HEAVEN

I lead the fairies to the edge of the forest where we mmet the goblins, there wearing rags, holding wooden clubs and look and smell disgusting. I look back at the fairies who all seems nervous yet excited for the chance to finally have there revenge. Before anything happens I walk over the the goblins to confront there leader. 

As I approach the goblins I can hear them whisper about me

"Wood monkey look weak"

"Pathetic creature "

"Do fairies insult us"

They dont see me as much as threat cause of how I look... perfect. We I get to them I ask to speak with there leader for a bit to discuss somethings, they start laughing at my face calling me weak until the sound of something hitting the ground rings out. All goblins go silent and make a part as a bigger, uglier and more putrid looking goblins walks past them and stands before me. 

"I assume you are the leader of these guys, mind if you tell me your name"

The goblin looks down at me and starts laughing before introducing himself

"I Karagopa the Mighty, the most powerful, most smartest, most good-looking creature in world"

As I look at this goblin all I can think of is how nothing he said makes sense. For one his english is shit, secondly while he may seem powerful by goblin standards he is still we as shit and lastly his face has to be one of the most disgusting things I have even seen and I have lived for a long time. 

"Ok... Karagopa the ...Mighty. I am wo..."

"Karagopa doesnt need to know name of weak monkey, Garagopa can see that you weak creature that garagopa can break like twig."

Him and his men start laughing and I take a quick look into there souls. All I see is arrogance, pride and a bit of lust... disgusting. I head back to the fairies and Goa comes running to me

"Whta happened wood kong, what did they say?"

I look up at Goa

"You have my permission to do whatever you want to that army, it doesnt matter how you kill them or what you do them just bring back there leader and some of his men, I want to... make an example"

"It will be done"

With that I climb into one of the trees of the forest to watch upcoming battle. Making an orange I watch as the fairies cry out and charge to the goblins with the goblins soon following

It hasent even been five minutes and Karagopa the "Mighty" is kneeling before me in chains with some of his men. This is truly pathetic. As I look at the goblin there faces are that of shock and fear and as I read there souls they are currently planning on the best way to get out of this mess. When I look at the fairies, who didnt lose a single person, all I see are faces of disappointment and disgust , I dont blame them, this was there chance to get back at there oppressor and there is barely even a fight, it would make sense they are a bit disappointed.

"So Karagopa, do you have anything to say for self?" His head immediately drops and he starts begging

"Karagopa is sorry, Karagopa didnt mean for things to go this far, please forgive Karagopa and take Karagopa men as apology"

His men start screaming at him calling him a coward and a snake but he just yells at them to shut up and says this is there fault for killing some many fairies but there scream back that he order for them to kill them and he screams back which causes a back and forth between Karagopa and his men about who is truly at fault. After 30 minutes of non-stop yelling and screaming I finally have enough and yell at them to shut up.

"Karagopa, do you still have any fairies at your base?"

He looks away before answering with a yes

"Ok, you are taking me to your base so I can free the fairies, as for your men I leave them in the hands for the fairies"

His men look horrifed while I untie Karagopa chains and order him to take me to his base. After 8 hours of walking we arrive at the entrance to his base. As enter I couldnt help but notice how bad it smelted, like someone managed to kill there own crap and now the corpse was rotting. Soon enough we end at the cells with 5 guards infront guarding the fairies cell. Before I do anything Karagopa orders the guards to kill me while he hides in the corner. As the guards run to me all I can think is how stupid they are, transforming my arm into a leafsteel blade I effortlessly kill them with Karagopa left in stunned silence

"So mind explaining why you asked these guys to kill me?"

"Karagopa didnt mean any harm. Karagopa was simply... uh... t-testing you to see if you were capable of freeing fairies and Wood monkey pass"

"Right....." Like hell I would believe that, the idiot doesnt even know my name. It didnt matter as I had other matter to attend to. Kicking down the cell door and look in the room and see about 12 dozen fairies all shaking

"Hey, it is fine. I am not here to hurt you, I'm here to he-"

Suddenly I fell a sudden sharp pain in my back bursting through my chest, I look down to see a sword pierced my body and Karagopa standing behind me. He rushes past my body to the fairies

"Pathetic fairies think Karagopa let them escape, you fools, you belong to me"

"The only fool here is you"

He turns around in shock and fear as he sees me still standing with the sword through my chest. 

"H-H-How are you stand,y-y-you should be dead?"

Oh please, like being stabbed through the chest would be enough to kill a god, I know I have a mortal body and it is made of wood but remember, I am the god of nature and souls so I can control my body as well as I can control the nature around me. The only way to kill me would to be destory my body faster than I can heal it but I doubt this idiot would beable to do that.

Pulling the sword from my chest and walking over the fairies I ask them a simple question, should I let him live or kill right now, of course they choose I should kill him. Wielding the sword he stabbed me with I approach him as he crawls away scared for his life, begging me and spewling empty promises.

As I raise my blade to kill him I notice how his eyes rolled back into his head and he went limp, I thought this was a trick to get me to lower my guard so I try to read his soul and I cant see it anywhere... he died... from fear... what a pathetic way to go out, after all the talk of him being a mighty warrior to begging for his life to him dying from fear to somone he didnt even know the name of.

I check back on the fairies who all seem to be startled but I promise them I wont hurt and decide it is best if we leave in the morning. Come morning and well leave the goblin hideout and as for Karagopa body we just left it there, someone like him doesnt deserve to be buried. When we return to the fairy village there was cheers and celebrations at my return.

That night there was a festival held in my honor for doing so much to help the village, even ingus and ventus attended. Half way through the festival Vander stands from his chair 

"I would like to tak this moment to thank the efforts of wood kong, ingus and ventus for without them we would still be under goblin rule. Cheers to out heroes". Large cheers and applause echo through the night as Vander continues his speech

"As a way of showing we are forever grateful and as a way of remembering them I have decided to allow them to rename the village"

As the crowd cheers both ventus and ingus push me to stage.

"You earned it" said ventus

"Keep this up and you will be back in heaven in no time" said ingus

As I get on the stage vander ask me what I would like to name the village. After thinking for a moment I decied on a name.

"Fae Haven. Lets rename the place Fae Haven". Louder cheers and applause as vander nods agrees with me

"From this moment own, our village shall be known as Fae Haven"

As the party kept going I thought to myself what if I just stayed here but the thought of my family and friends remind of what I need to do. No matter what.....

I WILL GET BACK TO HEAVEN