Interlude special #2: Happy Labor Thanksgiving Day

"Hey what's cookin' Staten Island?"

"Staten Island in Japan."

"That's right, we hear today's a Labuh Thanksgiving Day, so me n' Sponge decided to fire up one of them DESPA things n' warp all of good ole Staten Island to Japan so we can have another Laybuh Day barbecue."

"Yeah, and while I grill some squirrels, we're gonna play a fruity little chess match, just the two of us."

Making good on their promise to grill wherever there was a Labor Day of any kind, Fruity and Sponge Laybuhday had decided to drag all of Staten Island with them this time on their trip to Japan.

"Eh, what's the big idea, you bozos? I got someone that needed to get to Times Square!" Mariona fumed as he drove by in his taxi.

"Yeah, sorry. Happy Labor Thanksgiving Day," Sponge shrugged as he tossed a hot dog into Mariano's cab.

"Now you might be wonderin' who the hell we are, and more importantly if we're good chefs. Answer to both is no," Fruity growled.

"Yeah, no. No answers, no comments," Sponge concurred.

"But we can show you the little game we's played with a DESPA to get Staten Island over to Tokyo to celebrate Laybuh Thanksgiving Day."

"It all started when we came face to face with ole Kerpal from down the block. Guy's a psycho. Went b3, so we went g6. Then he moves his bishop to a3-"

"Ey, shouldn't we be showing this?"

"Yeah, I'll pop up the board on the grill."

And with holographic chessboard go, the story continued.

"So Kerpal moves his bishop to a3, slobberin' like a crazy dog, and so we mirror him by moving the bishop to h6."

"Then he starts nudging his queen to c1, so we go for center with d5. The queen goes b2, we slide the pawn to d4 with da spatula."

"And like a hungry dog, Kerpal gobbles up that pawn with his queen, so we kick his queen outta the barbecue."

"And what does Kerpal do next? That's right, blunders. Knight c3."

"And bam, queen takes d2 for checkmate. You just got cooked, Kerpal."

"And that's how we got here for Laybuh Thanksgiving Day. And now before we go, the Labor Thanksgiving Day song."

"Wait wha-"

"Laybuh Thanksgiving Day, oh, oh, Laybuh Thanksgiving Day. Cutting some cantelopes on Laybuh Thanksgiving Day."

"And grillin' some sushi because... this year we're in Tokyo..."

"On Laybuh Thanksgiving Day."

"And then we grill squirrels and kebab em' cuz we're fruity."

"On..."

"Labor Thanksgiving Day."

"And finally... Laybuh Thanksgiving Day..."

...

Kisha blinked in disgust as she stared at the TV screen. "Um, what the fuck was that?"

The Labor Thanksgiving Day song.

"No, I'm asking why we got that instead of the next character spotlight!"

I felt like it?

"UGH! Shit better get on track by tomorrow!"

The full game:

White: Kerpal from down the block (1995) Black: Fruity Laybuhday (901) and Sponge Laybuhday (901)

1. b3 g6

2. Ba3 Bh6

3. Qc1 d5

4. Qb2 d4

5. Qxd4 Qxd4

6. Nc3 Qxd2#