4- White cream crisis!

A tense silence filled the hallway.

Chi-chan stood with her back against the wall while breathing heavily. She was holding a rolled-up newspaper like a sword and she was wearing only her shirt (no pants).

Chi-chan: (Whispering) "It’s here... I felt it brush against my leg. It was fast... and hard."

Poko was crouched behind a potted plant. She was holding a large, cylindrical canister with a long nozzle. It looked like a Ghostbusters weapon, but cheaper.

Poko: "Rinka... this thing is huge. Are you sure I can handle it? It’s vibrating!"

Rinka stood calmly in the doorway, observing them. She was holding a stopwatch.

Rinka: "It’s a 'Holy Foam Cannon.' It shoots pressurized exorcism fluid. Just aim, squeeze the shaft, and pull the trigger until it explodes."

Poko: "Okay... but what if it gets in my eyes?"

Rinka: "Then wash them. Now, stop whining. The target is a 'Leather-Skin Gokiburi' (Demon Roach). It eats synthetic fabrics. Specifically... panties."

Chi-chan: "THAT BASTARD! It already took my tiger-stripe ones! It stripped me bare!"

SCUTTLE. SCUTTLE.

A dark shadow moved across the ceiling. It was fast.

Chi-chan: "THERE! ABOVE YOU! POKO, SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT ALL OVER THE PLACE!"

Poko: "I’m trying! It’s too slippery! It keeps moving!"

Poko aimed the cannon but she panicked and pulled the trigger too hard.

SPLAT! PFFFT!

A massive stream of white, sticky foam exploded from the nozzle.
It missed the roach completely.
It hit Chi-chan directly in the face.

Chi-chan: "BLLLARG! IT’S IN MY MOUTH! IT TASTES LIKE SOAP!"

Poko: "Sorry! The pressure is too strong! It’s going everywhere!"

The cannon was out of control. It was spraying wild arcs of white foam across the walls, the floor, and the ceiling. The room looked like a whipped cream factory exploded.

Chi-chan: (Wiping the foam from her eyes) "Don't just spray and pray! Aim for the hole! The hole in the wall where it’s hiding!"

Poko: "I can't find the hole! There's too much white stuff covering everything!"

Rinka: "You are terrible at this."

Suddenly, the Demon Roach dropped from the ceiling. It landed on Poko’s shoulder.

Poko: "KYAAAA! IT’S ON ME! IT’S CRAWLING DOWN MY BACK!"

Chi-chan: "Hold still, you idiot! I’ll smack it!"

Chi-chan raised the newspaper and lunged at Poko.

WHACK.

She missed the bug and hit Poko’s butt.

Poko: "Ahhh~! Don't hit me there!"

Chi-chan: "I missed! It’s going lower! Poko, spread your legs! I need a clear shot!"

Poko: "Ehhhh?! Right here? In the hallway?!"

Chi-chan: "JUST DO IT! OPEN WIDE!"

Poko did a split. The Roach ran between her legs.
Chi-chan dove after it, sliding on the slippery white foam.

Chi-chan: "I’m going in! Cover me!"

Poko: "I’m reloading! Shake the can! I need to shake it to get more foam out!"

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE.

Baku-chan walked out of the bathroom. She had headphones on , when she looked up.
She saw:

Poko furiously shaking a long cylinder.

Chi-chan sliding between Poko’s legs, covered in white sticky fluid.

The walls dripping with wet foam.

Baku-chan: "..."
(She slowly turns around and walks back into the bathroom).

Baku-chan: "I’m going back to bed, world is too complicated."

Rinka: "Wait. The bug stopped."

The Demon Roach was stuck. The white foam on the floor had hardened (it was quick-drying cement foam). The bug was trapped like a fossil.

Chi-chan: (Panting, lying on the floor) "We... We did it... Is it over?"

Poko: "I think so... But Chi-chan... look at us."

They were both completely covered in the hardening white paste. They were stuck to the floor. Chi-chan’s face was glued to Poko’s thigh. Poko’s hand was glued to the wall.

Chi-chan: "I can't move. It’s getting hard. The foam is getting hard!"

Rinka: "This is 'Industrial Exorcism Sealant.' It takes 24 hours to dissolve."

Chi-chan: "WHAT?! You mean we have to stay like this until tomorrow?!"

Rinka: "Yes. And I have a customer coming in 5 minutes to buy a vase."

Chi-chan: "Hide us! Rinka! Don't let a human see me in this disgraceful state!"

DING-DONG. (The doorbell rang).

Rinka: "Too late."

The door opened. A normal Japanese Salaryman walked in.
He looked down the hallway.
He saw two monster girls glued together in a puddle of white fluid, in a very compromised position, panting heavily.

Chi-chan: (Desperate) "It’s not what it looks like! It’s... uh... cooking class!" 

Salaryman: "..."
(He looks at Rinka).

Rinka: "Welcome to the Antiquities Shop. The entry fee for the 'Special Show' is 5,000 yen."

Salaryman: (Sweating) "H-Here is 10,000 yen! Keep the change!"
(He runs away).

Chi-chan: "RINKAAAAA! STOP PIMPING OUT OUR SUFFERING!"

Rinka: (Pocketing the cash) "Business is booming."