Chapter 18:

18-Ride and popcorns!

Chimera-chan Can’t Be Tamed!


[Scene: "Destiny Land" Amusement Park - Entrance]

This was a magical park with sparkling castle and happy music.
Rinka, Chi-chan, Poko, and Baku-chan stood in front of the map.
They were all wearing "Mouse Ear" headbands (forced by Rinka).

Rinka: "I got these tickets from one of our old customer tho they expires today. Let's have fun!."

Chi-chan: "Excuse me? I am a Demon princess! These kid's ride cant please me forget the fun!"
(Chi-chan looks at the massive "Super-Death-Coaster" in the distance).
Chi-chan: "But... since I am here, I suppose I will conquer that metal worm."

Poko: "I want a cotton candy...big one!"

Baku-chan: "I want to sleep on the Ferris Wheel... for 6 hours..."

[Scene: The Super-Death-Coaster - The Line]

They waited for 40 minutes in a never ending line, Finally they reached the front.
A Teenage Attendant stood there with a measuring stick.

Attendant: "Next group! ...Uh oh. Sorry, little miss."
(He pointed to Chi-chan).
Attendant: "You must be this tall to ride the Death-Coaster. You are... 10cm short."

Chi-chan: "WHAT?! INSOLENCE! I AM THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD! I CAN LEVITATE TOO (she started to jump as high she can)."

Attendant: "Safety rules first, You might slip out of the harness and splatter. sorry next please!"

Chi-chan: "THIS IS DISCRIMINATION! I WILL CURSE YOUR BLOODLINE! RINKA, SAY SOMETHING!"

Rinka: "Rules are rules. Go ride the teacups."

Chi-chan: "HNGGG!! NEVER! Poko! Operation: Growth Spurt!"

Poko: "Got it!"
Poko grabbed Chi-chan. She dragged her behind a popcorn stall.
Poko: "Transformation Magic! PLATFORM SHOES!"

POOF.

Poko transformed into a pair of 10-inch Stiletto Boots.
Chi-chan strapped them on. She wobbled back to the attendant, now towering over everyone like a queen.

Chi-chan: "Hello, fellow kid. As you can see, I am tall , sexy and i also pay tax so  Let me ride now."

Attendant: "Uh... okay? Please step in."

[The Ride]

They strapped in.
Front Row: Rinka (reading a book) and Baku-chan drooling(asleep).
Back Row: Chi-chan (wearing Poko-Shoes) and an Empty Seat.

CLICK-CLACK-CLICK-CLACK. (The coaster climbed the hill).

Chi-chan: "MUAHAHA! Look at the tiny humans below! I am a God!"

Poko (Shoes Form): "Chi-chan... the safety bar is tight... it’s squeezing my leather!"

Chi-chan: "Silence, footwear! Prepare for the drop!"

DROP.
WHOOOOOOOOSH!

The coaster plummeted at 120 km/h.
The G-Force hit them instantly.

Chi-chan: "GYAAAAAAH! MY FACE! MY SKIN IS PEELING OFF!"

Poko (Shoes Form): "I CAN'T HOLD THE FORM! THE PRESSURE IS TOO HIGH!"

Mid-loop, Poko panicked.
POOF.

Poko reverted to Human Form.
Suddenly, Chi-chan wasn't wearing shoes. She was sitting on Poko’s lap.
Which meant the safety bar was now too loose for Chi-chan.

Chi-chan: "WAIT! THE BAR IS GONE! I’M FLOATING!"

As the coaster went upside down, Chi-chan slipped out of the seat.
She was hanging on by gripping Poko’s raccoon ears for dear life.

Chi-chan: "POKO! DON'T LET GO! IF I DIE, I WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER!"

Poko: "OW OW OW! MY EARS! I’M SLIPPING!"

Rinka: (Turning a page of her book while upside down) "Stop screaming. It ruins the immersion."

[Scene: The Haunted House]

After surviving the coaster (Chi-chan landed in a trash can), they entered the "Ghost House."
It was a walk-through attraction.

Chi-chan: "Hmph. Fake ghosts full of Cheap rubber masks. I’ll show them real horror."

A Vampire Actor jumped out.
Actor: "BLEH! I vant to suck your blood!"

Chi-chan: "AMATEUR! Your posture is terrible! And those teeth are plastic!"
(Chi-chan bit the actor).
Actor: "OWW! She bit me! I'm bleeding!"

Baku-chan was walking behind them.
She looked at a Fake Ghost hanging from the ceiling.
Baku-chan: "Are you... a dream?"
Baku-chan inhaled.
SUUUUUUCK.

The special effects smoke, the spooky fog, and the soul of the animatronic ghost were sucked into Baku-chan’s nose.
The animatronic shriveled up like a raisin.

Rinka: "Baku-chan, stop eating the props. That’s property damage."

Poko: "Look! A mirror maze!"

Poko ran into the maze.
BONK.
She hit a glass wall.

Poko: "Ouch! Where is the exit?"
BONK.
"Not here!"
BONK.
"Not here either!"

Poko panicked.
Poko: "I’M TRAPPED IN THE MIRROR DIMENSION! I must break out!"
Poko transformed. Transformation Magic: WRECKING BALL.

CRASH! SMASH! TINKLE!

Poko shattered every single mirror in the hallway.

Chi-chan: "...."

[Scene: The Mascot Plaza - The Climax]

They were kicked out of the Haunted House.
They sat on a bench, eating overpriced ice cream.

Suddenly, the Park Mascot, "Destiny Duck" (a guy in a suit), walked over to wave at them.

Destiny Duck: (Waving happily)

Chi-chan: "He’s mocking me for a duel?"

Poko: "He’s just waving, Chi-chan!"

Chi-chan: "No. Look at his eyes. Those dead eyes. He knows I fell in the trash can. He thinks he is the King of this land."

Chi-chan stood up. She threw her ice cream on the ground.

Chi-chan: "HEY DUCK! 1v1! RIGHT NOW! NO WEAPONS ALLOWED!"

Destiny Duck: (Confused gesture)

Chi-chan: "Don't play dumb! Nue kick!"

Chi-chan launched a flying kick at the mascot.
The Mascot, seeing a crazy child attacking, instinctively dodged.
Chi-chan missed. She flew past the duck and hit the Popcorn Wagon.

KA-BOOM.

Popcorn exploded everywhere like a volcano.
Chi-chan was buried under a mountain of buttery kernels.

Destiny Duck: (Panic)

Rinka: "I see."
Rinka walked up to the Mascot.

Rinka: "My pet destroyed your wagon. However..."
Rinka pulled out her phone. She showed a video.
Rinka: "I have a video of you dodging a child, causing her to crash. This looks like a lawsuit for 'unsafe working environment'. Or... you can give us free Fast-Passes for life...Which one is it?"

Destiny Duck: (Trembling)

[The Exit]

Sunset. They were walking to the train station.
They were banned from Destiny Land for life.

Chi-chan: (Covered in popcorn) "Hehe I won. He admitted his defeat."

Poko: (Picking glass shards out of her hair) "The mirrors... they are everywhere..."

Baku-chan: "The ghost tasted like dusty rubber..."

Rinka: "We had fun. Now, Chi-chan."

Chi-chan: "Yes?"

Rinka: "That popcorn wagon costed 50,000 yen. I paid for it."

Chi-chan: "Put it on my tab?"

Rinka: "No. You will be the popcorn."

Rinka pulled out a Yellow Body Suit.

Rinka: "You will wear this 'Kernel Costume' and stand outside the cinema until you pay me back."

Chi-chan: "Well this time i am not going to do it...Hehe poko transform into fast shoes."

Poko: "Too bad chi-chan i can't transform right now, it's my cooldown time."

Chi-chan: "(sweating heavily)."

Chi chan started running but she was tired , trying her best.

Rinka threw her sandel towards chi-chan , that hit her and she fell down.

Rinka: "Pop pop."

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