Ginkawa banter

In no time flat, the 6 teams of the World Chess League descended on Nikko.

"Well look at you, loading up the team," Harumi scoffed as she stared down Pnina.

"I'm surprised you didn't snatch that under 2000 spot for yourself, given you've been keeping your rating just below it," Pnina scoffed back.

"So care to give me the deets on the beef?" a bald, miserable Kisha grumbled.

The two turned to Kisha and gasped.

"Whoa, is that Kisha Shinbun... BALD!?" Harumi cried.

"Damn, no brows or lashes either. The hell happened?" Pnina whistled.

"Stupid quiz show batsu."

"Lol. Oh, Pnina, how about a bet. Whichever team loses, the owner has to go bald n' topless for a week!"

"Oh? And how's that a punishment for you? You do that every other week," Pnina scoffed.

"Simple, you'll be the one losing, and I doubt you've ever gone bald in your life before."

"Oh? You think I'd ball my eyes out over a bald makeover? Every girl should shave her head at least once in her life," Pnina proudly huffed.

"And you haven't done it why?"

"Maybe I have a campaign coming up, it does get cold in Cyprus during the winter, you know. Ah, but dear Kisha, mind if I stud that smooth do of yours with some glitter n' diamonds? Modeling contract naturally-"

"Fuck no. I want my hair back," Kisha groaned.

"Would a wig suffice?"

"No wigs allowed per the batsu. Ugh, never doing quiz shows again."

"A shame, your head would look stunning encased in glitter and diamonds."

"Let's add that onto the batsu. Everything from the belly up gets covered with glitter and diamonds," Harumi smirked.

"Oh, you can have good ideas every now and again."

"Care to elaborate?"

"No, now sign the contract so our bet is codified."