Country Vanilla casual

Back in the present, Kisha decided to take a break from set and happened to spot Country Vanilla catering to the crew. She decided to challenge him to a casual match.

The game opened with Kisha moving her pawn to h4 and Country Vanilla moving his pawn to e5. She then moved her rook to h3, earning her an odd stare from Country Vanilla.

"Eh? What's that?" Country Vanilla thought as he moved his pawn to d5.

"I'm going for strategy," Kisha thought as she moved her rook to b3.

It was certainly a flimsy one as now Country Vanilla could capture the pawn at h4 with his queen with zero resistance. Then came pawn g3, allowing for queen h1. Then bishop h3, offering up said bishop to be captured by Country Vanilla's bishop.

"Looks like that loon's completely fooled," Kisha thought as she captured the pawn at b7 with her rook.

"I'm baffled... baffled by your stupidity. Checkmate," Country Vanilla grumbled as he captured the knight at g1 with his queen, winning the game.

"Well, it was a casual anyway. Back to the interviews!"

"Um, it doesn't say this was a casual."

Horror spread to Kisha's face. "No... NO! I bungled like a fool! No way I didn't set this to-"

But in her rush, Kisha had mistakenly issued a normal challenge instead of a normal one.

"Ugh, at least his elo's higher than mine."

The full game:

White: Kisha Shinbun (2030) Black: Country Vanilla (2627)

1. h4 e5

2. Rh3 d5

3. Rb3 Qxh4

4. g3 Qh1

5. Bh3 Bxh3

6. Rxb7 Qxg1#