Iori's interview

"Welcome back to the interviews. Kisha Shinbun here, and today our guest is..."

"Iori-chan in da house!"

"Full name?"

"Wait, I really gotta say? Uh, Iori Ishikiridokoro."

The two then sat silently for a moment before Kisha resumed the questioning. "So, think your team can win?"

"Uh, no shit we're taking this," Iori smirked.

"Wait, you're revealing your thoughts?"

"Uh, isn't that the point? Ah, you implying that doing that will lower our chances? Nah, see we've also got a little system set up for our team. Lose a match, wax a brow, lose two, wax the other, lose three or get eliminated, HEAD FUCKING SHAVED!"

"Wow... intense..."

"You sound kinda... annoyed?"

"'Annoyed'? No, no, no," Kisha scoffed as she smirked and crossed her legs. "Please don't win this whole thing. I'd love to see 6 more baldies experience the suffering of smooth."

"And you said me revealing my prediction would screw the team. Thanks for the balance patch."

"Oh, but if you lose 3 games-"

"Uh, it's matches as a whole, not games. If someone loses a game, but we win or draw the match, just wasabi chugging."

"Tch, Iori Ishikiridokoro, everybody."