Hubert's interview

Kisha prepared herself as Hubert sat down across from her.

"What?" Hubert grumbled.

"Nothing, nothing."

"Hubert, Hubert Neuman. I'm on one of the boards for the Alaskan team."

"The designated male player board. Think you might be the highest rated player- No, one of the other teams might have someone higher."

"And that's?"

"I don't know."

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"Moving on, with how packed your team is, think you'll win it all?"

"The chess will speak for itself."

"... Well, better than some of the other responses I've gotten. Seriously, give this guy some applause. Bravo, bravo." 

"You mocking me?" 

"Not at all. Hubert Neuman, everybody."