Chapter 49:
Chapter 50 — Dynamic Duo
My New Home
Sycnal came crashing through the roof of the abandoned building, looking at them with a psychotic grin.
Sycnal: 「Hath thou not? Fie, then, tarry for a while, thou villain!」
Sycnal punched the ground so hard that the dust, sand, and debris created an immediate smoke screen. He and Psyche then started brutally beating up the remaining AGoons in the blinding smoke screen while reciting rhythmic, aggressive lyrics:
Sycnal: 「I desire my due (I want my fade)!」Psyche: 「I want my fade!」Sycnal: 「I need the due (I need the fade)!」Psyche: 「I need my—」Sycnal: 「We must have the due (we gotta fade)!」Psyche: 「Give me my fade!」Sycnal: 「The due (Fade)!」Psyche: 「We gotta fade!」Sycnal: 「The due (Fade)!」Psyche: 「Give me my fade!」Sycnal: 「I desire the due (I want the fade)!」Psyche: 「I—」Sycnal: 「I need the due (I need the fade)!」Psyche: 「Fade!」Sycnal: 「Yield my due! (Run me my fade)」Psyche: 「Fade!」
When the smoke screen cleared, all the AGoons were lying on the ground—some knocked out, most of them dead. Sycnal then looked at Akuma with Psyche perched menacingly on his right shoulder.
Sycnal: 「Akuma, know this: this shall not be like in some painted chronicle! I—」Psyche cut him off. 「We! This gon' be a team effort!」Sycnal laughed. 「Right willingly. We shall administer unto thee the most thorough thrashing of a lifetime!」Akuma was annoyed. 「Tch. Is talking all you do?」Sycnal gave Psyche a knowing look. 「Pop out and show the populace!」Psyche giggled, returning the look. 「Yah pop out and show people!」Akuma scoffed. 「Are you seriously going to jump me with your daughter? What happened to the faith of a one-v-one?!」Psyche: 「Wow, that’s the most blatant form of rage bait if I’ve ever heard it!」
Sycnal: 「Educate thyself upon JJK, and then thou shalt comprehend that this was never intended to be a fair combat!」
Sycnal charged toward Akuma. Akuma threw a jab. Sycnal slipped to the outside and stretched out his right arm. Psyche ran down his arm and landed a front kick directly into Akuma's face.
Akuma staggered, taking a few steps back for space. 【Tch, even though those were the opening moves, they are way too synced!】Sycnal chuckled, with Psyche now standing balanced on his hand. 「I told thee, this shall not be like a painted chronicle; this is the thrashing of a lifetime, not a fair duel!」Akuma: 「Tch.」
Akuma charged in, trying to swipe at Psyche. Sycnal popped his arm quickly before he could, and Psyche was launched into the air. Akuma went for a roundhouse kick. Sycnal checked him perfectly with his shin, forcing them both to remain standing. Psyche came down with a spinning axe kick. Akuma blocked her kick with both hands, then swiftly grabbed her right foot. Psyche immediately went for a stomp with her left foot. Akuma grabbed her left foot as well.
Psyche smirked, dangling. 「Hm...」Akuma: 【What?!】
Sycnal was perfectly positioned to hit Akuma with a one-inch punch. Akuma dodged the attack, letting go of Psyche to evade the blow. Psyche landed back on the floor.
Sycnal was annoyed. 「Tch!」Akuma chuckled. 「That was close.」Psyche was annoyed. 「I’m starting to hate that he’s ten feet tall!」Sycnal: 「I concur. But together, we shall compensate for it!」
Both Sycnal and Psyche dashed toward Akuma. Sycnal came with a jab—it was blocked. Akuma went with a cross—it was blocked. Akuma went for a roundhouse kick aimed at Sycnal's ribs. Psyche used a stop kick, canceling Akuma's motion but was sent back by the force, landing in some crates.
Akuma: 「Hmph.」Sycnal: 「‘Tis now only the two of us!」
Akuma went for a lead hook—Sycnal blocked it. Akuma went for a rear hook—Sycnal blocked it. Akuma spammed both four more times. Sycnal either blocked or deftly weaved out of the way. Sycnal threw a feint jab. Akuma fell for it. Sycnal landed a heavy front kick. Before he fell, Akuma kicked Sycnal's knee, and they both landed on one knee. Psyche used that brief moment to jump off Sycnal's back and landed a flying knee on Akuma's face.
Psyche: 【Got him!】
Psyche grabbed Akuma's head and landed a few more knee strikes before he finally fell over, and she jumped away from him.
Psyche performed a simple curtsy. 「Hmph.」Sycnal stood up straight and looked at her.Psyche stood back up and looked at Sycnal. 「What?」Sycnal: 「Thou understandest not how true to the lore of that action truly is!」
Sycnal: 「Hath thou not? Fie, then, tarry for a while, thou villain!」
Sycnal punched the ground so hard that the dust, sand, and debris created an immediate smoke screen. He and Psyche then started brutally beating up the remaining AGoons in the blinding smoke screen while reciting rhythmic, aggressive lyrics:
Sycnal: 「I desire my due (I want my fade)!」Psyche: 「I want my fade!」Sycnal: 「I need the due (I need the fade)!」Psyche: 「I need my—」Sycnal: 「We must have the due (we gotta fade)!」Psyche: 「Give me my fade!」Sycnal: 「The due (Fade)!」Psyche: 「We gotta fade!」Sycnal: 「The due (Fade)!」Psyche: 「Give me my fade!」Sycnal: 「I desire the due (I want the fade)!」Psyche: 「I—」Sycnal: 「I need the due (I need the fade)!」Psyche: 「Fade!」Sycnal: 「Yield my due! (Run me my fade)」Psyche: 「Fade!」
When the smoke screen cleared, all the AGoons were lying on the ground—some knocked out, most of them dead. Sycnal then looked at Akuma with Psyche perched menacingly on his right shoulder.
Sycnal: 「Akuma, know this: this shall not be like in some painted chronicle! I—」Psyche cut him off. 「We! This gon' be a team effort!」Sycnal laughed. 「Right willingly. We shall administer unto thee the most thorough thrashing of a lifetime!」Akuma was annoyed. 「Tch. Is talking all you do?」Sycnal gave Psyche a knowing look. 「Pop out and show the populace!」Psyche giggled, returning the look. 「Yah pop out and show people!」Akuma scoffed. 「Are you seriously going to jump me with your daughter? What happened to the faith of a one-v-one?!」Psyche: 「Wow, that’s the most blatant form of rage bait if I’ve ever heard it!」
Sycnal: 「Educate thyself upon JJK, and then thou shalt comprehend that this was never intended to be a fair combat!」
Sycnal charged toward Akuma. Akuma threw a jab. Sycnal slipped to the outside and stretched out his right arm. Psyche ran down his arm and landed a front kick directly into Akuma's face.
Akuma staggered, taking a few steps back for space. 【Tch, even though those were the opening moves, they are way too synced!】Sycnal chuckled, with Psyche now standing balanced on his hand. 「I told thee, this shall not be like a painted chronicle; this is the thrashing of a lifetime, not a fair duel!」Akuma: 「Tch.」
Akuma charged in, trying to swipe at Psyche. Sycnal popped his arm quickly before he could, and Psyche was launched into the air. Akuma went for a roundhouse kick. Sycnal checked him perfectly with his shin, forcing them both to remain standing. Psyche came down with a spinning axe kick. Akuma blocked her kick with both hands, then swiftly grabbed her right foot. Psyche immediately went for a stomp with her left foot. Akuma grabbed her left foot as well.
Psyche smirked, dangling. 「Hm...」Akuma: 【What?!】
Sycnal was perfectly positioned to hit Akuma with a one-inch punch. Akuma dodged the attack, letting go of Psyche to evade the blow. Psyche landed back on the floor.
Sycnal was annoyed. 「Tch!」Akuma chuckled. 「That was close.」Psyche was annoyed. 「I’m starting to hate that he’s ten feet tall!」Sycnal: 「I concur. But together, we shall compensate for it!」
Both Sycnal and Psyche dashed toward Akuma. Sycnal came with a jab—it was blocked. Akuma went with a cross—it was blocked. Akuma went for a roundhouse kick aimed at Sycnal's ribs. Psyche used a stop kick, canceling Akuma's motion but was sent back by the force, landing in some crates.
Akuma: 「Hmph.」Sycnal: 「‘Tis now only the two of us!」
Akuma went for a lead hook—Sycnal blocked it. Akuma went for a rear hook—Sycnal blocked it. Akuma spammed both four more times. Sycnal either blocked or deftly weaved out of the way. Sycnal threw a feint jab. Akuma fell for it. Sycnal landed a heavy front kick. Before he fell, Akuma kicked Sycnal's knee, and they both landed on one knee. Psyche used that brief moment to jump off Sycnal's back and landed a flying knee on Akuma's face.
Psyche: 【Got him!】
Psyche grabbed Akuma's head and landed a few more knee strikes before he finally fell over, and she jumped away from him.
Psyche performed a simple curtsy. 「Hmph.」Sycnal stood up straight and looked at her.Psyche stood back up and looked at Sycnal. 「What?」Sycnal: 「Thou understandest not how true to the lore of that action truly is!」
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