Chapter 884:

Helga and Mimi's date [Special]

En Passant Grandmaster


A woman with long white hair and matching eyebrows and eyelashes scowled as she sat on a bench at the mall.

"Hey, Helga. Sorry for the wait. So, ready?" Mimi smiled as she arrived in casual attire.

"About time you got off. Now what are we doing today?" the white-haired woman snarled.

Mimi smiled as she held her finger to her lips. "We're gonna be in a studio audience. Ever hear of Kisha Shinbun?"

"The idiot with the blonde perm?"

"Tch, tch, you'll get a blonde perm yourself if you diss her hair like that."

Helga went red in the face as she imagined herself with her hair wrapped up in hair curlers. "I'm not changing up my look anytime soon."

"Good, cuz I like your looks right now," Mimi giggled as she kissed Helga on the cheek.

"Wh- What if I got a mohawk?" Helga mumbled.

"YOU WANT A MOHAWK!? Helga, girl, why didn't you say so?"

"Tch, I don't really. But you said you liked how my hair is now so I wanted to see what you'd say if I did something crazy with it."

"I think you'd look good no matter what, but the long hair is just too iconic, but hey, if you got a mohawk, I'd match."

"Why?"

"Cuz that's what couples do, silly."

"No, there's plenty of couples that don't match their hairstyles with each other.

"But if you do get a mohawk, I'd wanna get one too."

"Yeah, no way I'd sport a mohawk. Shaving... Ngh, shaving my head would be more likely."

"YOU WANNA GO BALD!?" Mimi beamed.

"HELL NO!"

"Why not? I'd match, and hey, we're already rocking the sneakers, so all we gotta do is shave our heads, brows, n' lashes and we're a peak femininity power couple."

"No. Look, I was willing to ditch heels for sneakers thanks to Mizuse Niimi, but I ain't going bald, certainly not bald and browless, or bald, browless, and lashless just cuz she did."

"Then I guess your hair stays as is, and so does mine," Mimi smiled as she kissed Helga on the lips.

Helga let out a surprised grunt, but quickly got into the kiss as she closed her eyes and hugged Mimi tightly as she continued to lock lips with her.

The two ended up staying like that for hours until finally, someone decided to approach them.

"Uh, are you two stuck?" a cleaning man asked.

"What? No. My wife and I were just kissing," Helga glared.

"Uh, you've been standing there for... an hour? Two?"

Helga and Mimi stared in shock. "THE SHOW!" they cried in unison.

Seems like they'd have to try another day to get into Kisha's audience.

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