Tao's smooth pawnstorm

Mimoko smiled as she sailed in a rowboat within the canal of a grand hotel. "This reminds me of Lagoon Pathways. Though at least I don't have to jump off a bridge this time," she thought as she came to a junction.

Noticing a sign, Mimoko stopped to read it. "'D4 e5, embrace darkness or stick to the light?' Hmm, that's the Englund Gambit, but dark and light... ...!"

A lightbulb suddenly lit up as Mimoko took notice of markers on the paths.

"When capturing at e5, you end up on a dark square!"

And so, Mimoko took the dark path, eventually finding herself at a dock with a wooden door. Knocking on it, she was prompted to show her WWCF card, and upon doing so, was let in, and after walking down a short tunnel, was inside the secret puzzle cafe.

"Whoa, liking the sneakers n' China dress. Mm, but the buns... you'd look better smooth n' bald," Tao grinned as she leaned out over the counter.

"Hmm, maybe I will get a shave just to see how it pairs," Mimoko giggled.

"Funnily enough, I'm doing a video where peeps dress as pawns n' play live chess, but well, pawns gotta be clean-shaven. No stubble, just smooth skin. Man or woman, it don't matter."

"Eyebrows too?"

"'Eyebrows'? No, you kidding me?"

"But it's the beauty standard to at least go bald and browless bare minimum."

"Oi, what freak fashion circle you crawl out from?"

"How much to challenge you?"

"Mm... 3,000... OR... Gamble your hair for free, but loose, and you gotta be dressed like a pawn and move around in a green room for a video."

"That does sound kind of fun."

"Then ante up. Oh, but my challenge is king of the hill pawnstorm, and you're Black!"

"No issue," Mimoko smirked as a chessboard rose from the counter.

Tao let out a scoff and opened by moving her pawn to e4 as Mimoko mirrored with e5. King e2 and king e7 continued the mirroring, but as soon as Tao moved her king to e3, Mimoko moved her pawn to c5.

"Playing with me. Nuh-uh," Tao huffed as she moved her pawn to b4.

"Oh we'll see," Mimoko chuckled as she moved her pawn to b6.

Tao clicked her tongue and captured the pawn at c5 with her b-pawn as Mimoko captured said pawn with her b-pawn. Tao then moved her king to d3 as Mimoko moved her king to e6.

"Not getting the edge on me!" Tao thought as she moved her king to c4.

"Check," Mimoko smirked as she moved her pawn to d5.

"Check back at you," Tao snarled as she captured the pawn at d5 with her e-pawn.

Mimoko silently smirked as she moved her king to f5.

"Oh fuck you don't!" Tao fumed as she began to sweat while moving her king to d3.

"And check, mate in one," Mimoko proudly huffed as she moved her pawn to e4.

"Tch, ngh," Tao groaned as she teared up and moved her king to c4.

"Checkmate. This was a lovely puzzle to play," Mimoko smiled as she moved her king to e5, winning the game.

Tao sighed as she gave Mimoko the victory spiel and awarded her the spoils.

"Thanks, now do you have any hints-"

"No hints. Not from me," Tao snarled.

"Then the pawn thing?"

"Ugh, fine, I'll shave you clean, freako."

"Eyebrows and eyelashes go to along with all the hair. Oh, and do wax and use depilatory cream for extra smoothness," Mimoko giggled as she was draped in a white cloak and led to a back room.

"I only got razor and shaving cream."

"Don't worry, I've got wax and depilatory cream on me."

Tao clicked her tongue and quickly got to work shaving Mimoko until she was all smooth and hairless.

"And you're even freakier. Though I guess the maestro shaves all her hair too for some reason," Tao scoffed as Mimoko did all the poses she was ordered to in the green room.

"Now shall I shave you? I still have plenty of wax and depilatory cream for use on you," Mimoko giggled.

"H- Huh?" Tao trembled.

"Oh, aren't you going bald too? If so, I like my pawns COMPLETELY smooth."

...

Tao went red in the face as she sat with the white pawn cloak on her as her hair plummeted to the ground. "Ngh, this is humiliating," she whined as her head and eyebrows were lathered in shaving cream.

Then she was shaved, waxed, and smothered in depilatory cream until she was just as smooth and bald as Mimoko.

"Feels good, doesn't it?" Mimoko whispered into Tao's ear.

"No, I look like a smooth- KYAA!?" Tao cried as Mimoko clamped her hands down on her freshly shaved head.

Blood oozed out of Tao's nose as she let out a moan. Another maiden had awakened their bald fetish.

The full game:

White: SPCM Xun Tao (2096) Black: Mimoko Inoue (2880)

1. e4 e5

2. Ke2 Ke7

3. Ke3 c5

4. b4 b6

5. bxc5 bxc5

6. Kd3 Ke6

7. Kc4 d5+

8. exd5+ Kf5

9. Kd3 e4+

10. Kc4 Ke5#