The npc is tired

“7:45am”

That’s what could be read on the clock.

There was your usual everyday chatter inside of the classroom.

As usual there was a group that was way louder than the others.

“Ehhh~ Mamoru-kun that’s so mean!” - said a fluffy pink haired girl with blue eyes. “You know it’s not my fault I’m clumsy!!”

Annoying.

“Aww… come on, you love birds~ It’s so obvious you are made for each other” - said a spiky haired guy while holding his giggles.

“Eh?! No way! Don’t tease me. That’s mean!” - the pink haired girl said while blushing.

God.

“Haha, don’t be like that, Tomoda.” - replied the so charming Mamoru-kun. “You will make me embarrassed too…”.

“Mamoru-kun just shut up please~!”

To be honest, the rest of the class have been quiet for a while except for these three.

«Creak»

The teacher just slided the door open.

“All right class, settle down. We have a new student today”.

Immediately, a long dark purple haired girl walked into the classroom. She had bright pink eyes and a huge yellow ribbon.

It was gigantic.

It bothered me to no end.

Suddenly, the girl turned around and opened her mouth wide in surprise.

“AH! IT’S THE PERVERT FROM THIS MORNING!” - screamed the girl while pointing at our so amazing Mamoru-kun.

“Eh?! No…!”

Please kill me now.

“Wah~! Mamoru-kun you pervert!” - said the pink haired girl while she slapped him.

“But it’s not like that!”

“Liar! You touched my chest on the train!”

“It was an accident!”

Do these people even realize the whole classtime had to be stopped just because their stupid quarrel?

“Pew pew~ Mamoru, you dog!”

“Tomoda…”

Really now?

It’s been a few minutes and the teacher doesn’t even care.

-

“Eh?! No way?! You transfered here only cause your parents want you to marry Mamoru-kun?!”

Can you please…shut up?

I can’t hear the teacher explanation.

“No! I don’t want to marry a guy like that at all!”

Yeah, I wouldn’t want to marry the amazing Mamoru-kun either.

-

“I’m sorry, Mamoru” - said the dark purple haired girl while crying. “The truth is that I’m an angel…” - the girl shined and floated in the middle of class. “I…just…I just wanted to be your bride so I lied…”

Your panties are showing since you are floating.

“KAORI!” - cried Mamoru-kun. But alas, too bad, Kaori simply went «poof» just like my patience.

The protagonist fell to his knees and cried hard.

The class was silent.

It was like time stopped.

Seriously, why isn’t anybody saying anything?

“…I”

Oh?

“…I LOVE YOU KAORIIIIII!!!”

“IIII!!!”

“III!!” - his voice echoed all the way up into the sky.

Cool, I get it, but why the echoes…?

-

“Years later, I came back to this same middle school. Yes. The same Kaori and I went to.

It was just for a moment but I felt like I had spent my whole life with you and…”

No, seriously, you only met her for a day, literally.

“When I realized you were an angel, my heart broke in half and…”

You married your childhood friend instead.

“It’s just… it was just a moment but for me…”

Can I go home, now?

“I’ll never forget you! I swear! Even on this very moment, I swear I’ll love you forever!”

…Like I said, you married your pink haired alien childhood friend.

“Mamoru-kun~ Where are you~?”

“Ah, Saori.” - he wipped his tears away. “I’m here.”

Why am I even here, again?

“Let’s go back home! To Futuria!” - the pink haired woman said while smiling and offering her hand.

“Yes…let’s go home…to your planet. No, to our home!”

“Yes!”

Am I needed here or what?

“And so, the couple hugged each other, and stared at the sunset while smiling. They became happy ever after”.

One day, I’ll sue you all.