Mario Robertus - Grimson: Blue Future

(This story is rated mature so my vocab will also be more vulgar XD)

parody summary:

20 years have passed since the first appearance of the infamous Grimson, (Oh boy are they infamous indeed) whom disappeared never to heard again since, I took a shit last night. Why? Where might they be? As they ran away from the horrible smell coming from my toilet.

Whatever the answer my be, it won't change the fact that a literal shitstorm will blow, changing the breeze of an new area. (The era be smelling funny though lmao.)

chap 1

(Btw things are going to go wild so buckle up, this story is truck with slow acceleration, but suddenly hit you over with 3000 miles per hour.)

Alright one cringe waking up scene later, we are introduced to Aito!

Some explanation about some shady ass origination from 20 years ago with magic wanting to take over the world kind of deal nothing special lmao.

man did did the usual getting ready for school, when he looked in the mirror and "thinks he looks cool and handsome". I hate to break it to ya, but you look blander then my basic modern lamp in the corner of my room my G.

Okay Aito is now having breakfest Mommy the milf made some noice bread with bacon and eggs and of course MISO SOUP MY BROTHAS!!!

So right as Aito was digging in dez nu... I mean his food, his mom randomly says "meth" and told him he was good at it which is his specialtly so she is certain he will get a good grade for it. That is pretty sus not gonna lie XD. (its math by the way kk)

Some girl Aoi gets mentioned idk we will see what this is about.

My man arrived at school and had his usual talk with friends (Yamato, Kuji) very Slice of Life up in here. They met up with Aoi and she seems popular, Kuji is a down bad simp for Aoi, very fitting of a loser virgin such as himself lmao.

They going into class okies.

chap 2

Aito is making a test now while, simping for a new hot girl called Kiroi Konoe and seems to have a big ass rivalry with Aoi going. (since chap 1 but I just mentioned it here XD) I am slowly starting to think males in Grimson are destined to be mega simps lmao.

Okay they went to results board and Aoi stands in top as Aito starts to sink in the despair because news flash, U HELLA STUPID, thinking that you can beat a goddess with 0.2 brain cell who is currently in simping mode!

Well Aito has at least won in one subject sad consolation prize, but okay...

Now we enter POV of Aoi, where she entered the room full of hot onee-sans.

OKAY WHAT THE FUCK!!!

AOI STARTED TO STRIP OUT OF NOWHERE AND IS ONLY IN HER UNDERWEAR OHHHH MAA GAWDDDD!!!! AND IS LEGIT SPRAYING HERSELF WITH I THINK ACHOHOL TO KILL THE VIRUS SHE CAME INTO TO CONTACT WITH BASICALLY HUMANS!!

THIS GIRL IS BATSHIT CRAZY AND KUJI WANTS TO STICK HIS D IN THAT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!

SOMEBODY GET THE ONION, I WILL GET THE BIBLE AND SOMEBODY ELSE GRAB THE HOLY WATER!! THIS BITCH NEEDS TO GET EXORCISED AND RIGHT NOW!!!

AOI AND HER SUPRIORTY COMPLEX IS FUCKING DISCUSTING, THE ONLY THING WHICH IS GOING TO BE SUPERIOR IS WHEN UPPERCUT YO ASS TO THE PLACE YOU BELONG, IN A DUMSTER FIRE!!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD

*breaths*

All the girls in that room are fucking nuts, straight up offering to kill Aito, please someone nuke their apartment!!

chap 3

Aito had cringy waking up moment again, this man is legit screaming for one victory, while he pretty much has 10 L in return, talk about big brain logic. Like gtfo bro XD XD XD.

same repeat with him having breakfast, he wants to confess to Kiroi, but something tells me that you can trust girls/woman in Grimson, like legit just go gay you are far better off that way XD. It rhymes lol.

Aito met up with his friends, Simp kuji wants to confess TO BATSHIT CRAZY VIRUS BITCH AOI NUUU DUDE PLEASEEEE STAP IT!!!!!

Kuji was rejected and asked why. Aoi replied that she needed to find someone like his father, EW she got daddy isuess then, kuji be glad welp.

Kuji went on full simp mode telling her he can change, like fucking hell my g are you so damn desperate for coochie, just find someone else dayum.

BRUH BRUH BRUH YALL HEAR THIS!

Apparently Aoi's dad can declare a 3rd world war and be victorious, listen Aoi I don't know what you took, but it is stronger then, coke, weed, vodka and crystal meth combined. Aoi is legit the ultimate delusional crackhead, that has some weird shounen like daddy fantasy lmao. Kuji please save yourself from the mad stupidity of this pothead and walk away.

OH MY GOD! Kuji believes it too, what a goldfish, you can legit tell this that yo D is 69inch and he would still believe it, what a dumbass lmao. Let this be a good lesson for future simps!

chap 4

Lol Yamato is legit laughing at Kuji, tbh he derseves it lmao. Yamato seems to be the only normal character in here, which automatically makes him my favorite, besides what is it with people liking brain dead characters is it a new trend or something smh XD XD.

Aito got a letter saying to go on the rooftop, so he did ditching his friends because hoes before bros am I right?

Well, Kiroi was on that rooftop, another simp meets his love interest kind of deal.

Kiroi just wants a friend BOOM GET FRIENDZONED YOU DAMN SIMP!!!

But Aito is such a penisbrain that he gladly takes it, in the hope he could ever get some of that coochie, well too bad because you will never get some, damn loser!

chap 5

Chapter opens and Kiroi got his number, without him knowing why. His eyes being clouded by love pays it no mind, but me as a "not a damn simp" is already getting sussy vibes.

I remember people I learned that ya can't trust girls in Grimson, they are all batshit crazy, even crazier then your local Karen at a Wallmart!

Anyways Aito and Kiroi are walking to school together and spend the day with typical Slice of Life reactions and vibes.

Even after Kuji got rejected and he was still simping when Aoi asked for the class, to the point even Yamato got disspointed with him smh, what this story is called Grimson uhh more like "simpson" hahaha cringe joke let's gooo!!!!!!!

Lol a kid Aito saw in the park of the beginning of the chapter is he aunt talk about legal loli's lmao.

Kiroi pulled a "get a simp out of the classroom plan" and it worked as they were now eating on the rooftop together.

woah we turn to a scene with a sign something amaterasu code green to yellow, Aoi do you have chunibyoo or something, having your daily doses of crack? Misson log updated, bruh she thinks she's Agent 47 or something, please talk to ya doctor, your delutional problems are only getting bigger lmao. Oh and 2 new girls are introduced I guess must be lunatics as well lol.

Final review:

If you like a story with beta simp dudes and girls that are crazier then locked mental asylum patient then this is for you. Brain cell loss, questioning your sanity, strong urge to lock yourself in a room to be safe from other people. This book gives you all the lovely side effects you need to feed yo masochism! I am unable to know what the author was thinking by creating this book, as everyone lost their ability to think since their brains have turned into goo!

No Grimson Girls/10 would think 69 times before simping and reading this book again.

JK JK JK JK XD XD XD

Okay this is one of the stories I am (pretty much up to date with). It is good story, but I can also realize that it may not be for everyone (since its mature, but like for big bois) if you even overlook that, then I would recommend you to highly to check it out some time!

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P.S.S: (This story had decent roast material, but everyone in there are just weirdos lmao, its like they are roasting themselves already XD)

Author link: https://www.honeyfeed.fm/u/1533

This was my 3rd one today only I am spent at this point, but the list keeps growing and I want to catch before, there is no time anymore!