Abraham B. A. - " I Once Believed The Sun Was A Legend" (2)

For parody summary check the previous review/roast chapter on this book, now lets get into the other chapters!

chap 5

RIP Jadon name got called cue the sad violin music T-T sike, get rekt boi this is what you get for selling everything without ya mom's consent dumbass!

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

New Gae contender has entered the and it is Zaki-san as he saved Jadon at the last moment saying he has potential, his virgin booty that is hehe BOI!!!!

Anyways Jadon glances over to him and Zaki-chan did not give him any acknowledgement, in order to keep mc on a leash, what a smart move!

Anyways Miss big booba Andria said they would be traveling to the sky in 2 days, and rest like around 50 people were shitting in their pants, bro I go in the sky all the time by plane, why is everyone so scared lol? Hmmm typical beta behavior I guess.

Miss big booba then told them they could resign and do not give them any clout for it (talk about being cheap as feck, they probably can't even afford a 2nd hand car smh.) But I guess now I know why they asking for new people as they keep dying from being inexperienced teenagers, like this people are so poor they can't even afford a basic training course. I swear the gov in this story are just a bunch of meat heads, how did they even get the jobs!!

At the end of the day only 16 people had enough balls and had enough suicidal energy to stay, 16 emo kids in total and now they have form in teams of 4 because team trope XD.

Jadon teamed up with shoujo girl named Kelly, she wants Jadon to take good care of her hehehehehahahaHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!

then the GOAT Sigma female, Alina that gave Jadon the beating of life asking if they forming a team, just as Jadon got triggered, Kelly said that she told join. Aline and Jadon then shook hands where she straight up licked his arm, jeSUS talk about kinky play, BUT OH BOI SHE WENT STRAIGHT ON TOP OF HIM!! SHE ABOUT TO WIN THE HAREM BATTLE!

Nvm she was just sniffing him, which is pretty creepy, but Jadon seemed to like it, man this dude gets weirder by the second, but now the ultimate problem arrived THEY ONLY HAD 3 MEMBERS!!!

Squidward got left alone since, he is such a hothead for Jadon, Jadon lied to himself that he didn't like that idea and he could have a harem, but SQUIDWARD IS PART OF THE HAREM YOU STUPID ASS!!!

Okay a cringe memory of Jadon being kid superhero even with the superman cape *barf* lmao.

chap 6

(This chapter is called bedtime with girls! heheheheHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE BOI!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM READY!!!!!)

Zaki-chan leads all the teams are for their rooms, as they are currently inside a huge mansion. They were complaining , but Zaki-chan just following order...

but.. but....

NO SEX IS ALLOWED HOW DARE YOU, YOU MONSTER!!! REPENT GO TO HELL, EVERYONE DESERVED A FUN TIME BEFORE THEY DIE UP IN THE SKY DAMN IT!!!!

NOW I CAN'T GET MY SQUIDWARD X JADON MOMENT DAMN IT ALL!!!

lol they were choosing beds and Squidward straight yoinked Jadon bed, what a savage now he can dream about him in peace knowing that he wanted the bed he is laying on currently.

They stink, like legit they smell like dogshit, bruh yall go in the bed sweaty as hell first and then they change into clean pajamas WHILE NOT HAVING SHOWERED, HELLO HAVE YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF A DAMN SHOWER!!! This give me nausea not gonna lie REEEEEEEEEE!! DAMN PIGS!!!!

So Kelly wants to have a shoujo like convo and Alina was like " Nah, none of that useless shit." So we are talking about suckonmahs again, as if we care! Give me my gae action damn it!

so they talk about their powers, Jadon having the sadistic lighting power, Alina being a damn lizard and Kelly a bat, now Squidward had to show his but went all tsundere on Jadan, after this man gave him the insult of his life!

When Squidward had to show his suckonmah and he went all Shoujo like Kelly.

then SQUIDWARD STRIPPED ON SHOWED HIS MARK ON HIS RIGHT BUTTCHEEK, DAYUM ARIGATO FOR THE FANSERVICE!!!! Jadon laughed but I know he was secretly horny. Not only he also compared chest sizes, basically flat is justice Aline vs Big booba is best booba.

then the shoujo talk kicks in, so ya believe in the heavens, ya reasoning for going up the sky blah blah let Squidward strip some more or something!

BROOO!!! Alina up in here basically asking "Why are you black?" WHHEZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

and Jadon sad backstory as he was bullied as a kid, his own damn fault stop being a beta and give them a chidori!!!!

chap 7

Jadon woke up and Alina already went into full completive mode to keep Kelly and Squidward at bay! He almost hit her head, but ULTRA INSTINCT out of the way just in team.

It was time eat as breakfast was served, after that they all changed into a Micheal Jackson black edgy leather outfit and Jadon called going into sky while style, while in reality it is just going into the sky as cringy 2006 emo kids, but oh well smile and wave everybody, smile and wave.

They went into a room and Miss Big Booba started to explain some sht, "We are the CIA and if ya talk imma castrate y'all and feed ya to cannibals" type of deal, then she explained about some type of mission and Zaki-chan told them they have to survive by eating fungus of the rocks, basically weed that taste like bread, the more you know lmao.

then he talks about the void, basically Naruto in his early days using the nine tails chakra like a rage mode or something, get it yah we good.

chap 8

Starting off the chapter, why can you only choose one weapon most chose guns, but Jadon went for the knifes, doesn't soldier need both? Like dayum the gov is so poor that they beg a hobo for money smh. What do they even do in the heavens inject heroine or something?

Mayor came and gave them some medals saying: "we hope you come back alive." suddenly Jadon entered his edgy teen phase and dropped the medal because, I AM KEWL!!!!

there might be a connection between the mayor and Jadon CONSPIRACY THEORY!!!!!

They went into a plane, bruh Zaki-chan is not even willing to tell them how to return because orders, STOP DOING AS IF YOU ARE THE CIA DAMN IT, YALL JUST A BUNCH POOR SADISTS THAT CAN'T EVEN AFFORT BASIC TRAINED MILITARY UNITS!!!

okay so they are stuck in up there for 30 days. So they went through the alien Oreo crust by some weird dragon ball pods with drills applied to them, of course with Jadon the pod went rickroll on him because he is the MC!

chap 9

Chapter opens with Kelly simping in her thoughs, no need to tell us again, we know you like the bbc XD.

Jadon went off course last chappie and now they are worried.

DAYUM ZAKI-CHAN IS REALLY CONCERNED, I mean we know he is into Jadon as well lol, so its not really a surprise.

Lmao Alina is basically going full reptile licking all over the ground, practicing when the big moment comes around heheheheheheh!!!!

Seems that something is coming for their asses rip!

Continuation:

You still didn't improve not enough gay for me.

0.8/10 not enough gae action for me to read again!

I mean plot wise everything is going fine, I got no complaints, well, execpt maybe mention on the top of the chapter when the POV is changed that's all.

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P.S.S: (Decent roast material and shipping fuel Zaki-chan X Jadon is looking good too XD)