Chapter 14:

Mario Robertus - "Grimson: Blue Future" (2)

ALTaccounti's Roasting Book! (Reopened)


For parody summary check the previous review/roast chapter on this book, now lets get into the other chapters!

(Warning Mature for Big Boys also more vulgar language then normal)

chap 6

We begin with Aito being spoon fed, but is going all doki doki beta because he ain't ready for it, so you finally get fed by hot gurl and you ain't ready for it? You are the worst simp, I have ever seen, heck fat 40 year olds that donate 500 dollars to their favorite gamergirl on twitch are down for all the way lmao!

ALERT ALERT MASSIVE ALERT

KIROI IS FROM RUSSIA, AITO GTFO THERE RIGHT NOW CALL A DAMN AIRSTRIKE AND TAKE HER DOWN S-H-E I-S H-E-L-L-A S-U-S MY DUDE!

I swear she is going to kill by making you chug 15 vodka bottles my bro, HOW ARE STILL SIMPING AFTER THAT INFO, ARE YOU STUPID DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!

OH MAH GAWD!!

Aito asked her out for a amusement park date out to boi, normally I would applaud you, but so many red flags are being risen here.

Remember people NEVER EVER TRUST Grimson girls, just DON'T! They are all batshit crazy weirdos, I would rather go gay then be in a relationship with them!

Lmao this must be a typo, but this phrase killed me!

"Its no longer edible for me to eat" Aito, Grimson: Blue Future

it made me remind of:

"People die when they are killed"

LMAO

Btw it was raining and Aito and Kiroi went inside, she left but Aito stayed school to rub one off lmao jk, he waited for his clothes to dry.

BUT THEN!

Aoi came around and straight WARNED the MC to not meet Kiroi tomorrow!

IF THIS CRAZY BITCH WARNS YOU, THEN IT MUST BE TRUE!

Aoi superitrity complex kicked him and straight up told to shut the fuck up when he had the audacity to talk back.

STRAIGHT LIFTING THE MAN WITH ONE ARM!!!!

Man is so simp that he was daring Aoi to kill him, bro what if she really killed you, you wouldn't have been able to get that SUS russian coochie, either way she let him go saying that her job is done and that beta boi Aito can rot at the side of the street LMAO.

Aito you do not need to watch your back for Aoi, but legit EVERY FEMALE LIFEFORM IN THE GRIMSON UNIVERSE!

chap 7

WOW

Aito tried to change the time and place pretty much potentially saving himself from a red flag, but let his simp side take over because she begged him not change it and she has a "surprise" for him. YES HIS FUCKIN DEATH YOU MEAN, HIS DICK IS GONNA GET CHOPPED OFF AND SOLD TO A LOCAL CANIBALL BLACK MARKET! I SWEAR AITO WHY ARE YOU SO BLIND MY G, GET SOME FUCKIN GLASSES THAT AIN'T PINK!!!

Yo Kiroi you are waring way to much pink to the point that its making me cringe, but of course mister simp was captivated because, he a simp lmao.

So.... *insert anime date montage*

OH MAH GAWD!!!!!!

LISTEN

Kiroi asked f Aito was having fun and he replied with yes, then Kiroi STRAIGHT ASKED IF YOU HAD FUN YOU WOULDN'T MIND DYING RIGHT NOW AND GOT SHANKED GANGSTA STYLE!!!

I ALREADY TOLD YOU DAMN IT NOT TO TRUST GRIMSON GIRLS FECKINNNNNNNNNN HELLLLLL WITH THIS DUDE!!!!!!!!!!

BRO A SPIDER DID THAT AND ITS MASSIVE TF IS GOING ON HERE IS THE AUTHOR ON A COKE TRIPE HERE!!!

ANOTHER TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS MY BOIS!

Kiroi also took an object from Aito no idea what it is though.

Aoi came with her other imoutos!!

Oh Aito died btw, but who cares he is top 10 most retarded simps in anime history, so its not really a surprise!

chap 8

Imma keep this short.

Basically 3 crazy lunatic sister vs an enormous spider and sussy ass Kiroi.

The ultimate battle of people that deserve to be locked up in a mental asylum.

At the end of the day Kiroi escaped and the spider got killed.

At the end they were talking about some called the Greist, idk what that is but Males are powerless simps in this story, so I doubt its anything special lmao.

chap 9

(Warning the wtf energy is massive here, prepare all yall brains)

Well Aito is alive and bound to a fecking chair!

2 girls are sitting in front of him.......

This seems like a hentai plot, oh mah gawd save me from this XD.

AITO YOU ARE ALIVE AGAIN AND THE FIRST THING YOU DO IS SIMP FOR THE GIRLS LOOKS, DUDE GET YOUR FUCKING PRIOIRTIES STRAIGHT MAN!! YOU'RE TIED TO A FUCKING CHAIR FOR GOD SAKES, I SWEAR THIS MAN'S BRAIN MUST REALLY BE UP HIS ASS!!!! PLEASE LET ME ISEKAI IN THIS IMMA GLOCK THEM ALL TO DEATH, GET THIS SHIT OVER WITH XD!!!

(btw the 2 other sister are called Skadi and Chidori they were introduced in chap 8, well at least their names, just so ya know.)

Bruh the other girl is Aoi btw, and she just gave Aito a jab because he has no permission to gaze upon them. For only this time do I agree with Aoi damn this is a first XD.

BRUH SOME SQUID GAME TYPE OF SHT HAPPENING HERE!!!

Aito can return to the world of the living, if he plays a little game, but I already do not like where this is going and if he fails he will return to hell *sigh* *ehem*

Bro they pulled out a magic contract, Aito you're fucked dude I can already foresee that.

Lol Aito tried to resist but they just made him bleed and the contract was made.

.........

OH MAH GAWD

HIS DICK IS GONNA GET SUCKED AND HE CAN'T CUM UNTIL THE TIME LIMIT IS REACHED, THIS IS STRIAGHT UP SMUT 9000!!!

BRO THIS IS WRITTEN IN SUCH DETAIL, MAN AUTHOR WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAKE EROGE FOR A LIVING DAYUM, YA REALLY HORNY OVER HERE!!

BRO SKADI STEPPED ON HIS PEE PEE FUCKING HELL I CAN FEEL THE PAIN, PLEASE YALL SAVE ME PLEASE SAVE MY POOR ASS!!!

BRUH AITO GOT RICKROLLED INTO THINKING HE WON, TIME LIMIT WAS 24 HOURS, like legit that is fucking dirty so always read the small letters peeps.

Bro Aito went to dispair and Skadi just laughing over here as coomed like a little bitch.

I can't help but feel bad for the man, but in one part is also his own fault.

After all its "Bros before Hoes" and not "Hoes before Bros"

Grimson girls can not be trusted and keep ya peepee to yourself too because they bite if off 100%. These characters man fucking hell!

Also Aito is called Hans now, I guess they have a fetish for German names huh.

chap 10

Like the third time Hans had another cringe waking up scene and it seems he is a butler now.

Him and his new friend Vert are heading somewhere.

They are currently in a place called the Sakura Empire, no fucking where that is, I never bothered to learn the world map lmao.

The Sakura Empire leaders are from the Crystalized family, but we legit do not care, just wtf is all this XD.

Another character gets introduced called Maria she is Dutch noice!

Idle slice of Life talk not important.

NEXT!

A 13 year old emberged and a nameless butler called he a kid and almost got insta killed by Aoi, you should have known better young man this is typical Grimson girl behavior.

But the great advisor calmed her down, I love her character, since SHE IS THE ONLY NORMAL PERSON AROUND HERE, WHY DON'T THEY SIMP FOR HER INSTEAD BRUH!!!

Contination:

Everyone is a simp, stupid or batshit crazy, author get some help!

0.5/10 I will never sacrifice my sanity to read this again.

Okay..... uhhh the plot thickens I get, its weird with all these Slice of Life moments and the next thing is absolute despair, btw this story is mature at its finest as you could read XD, but for now its focusing on world building, I think this one is another slow paced one now that I think about it, but for what I have read its good.

Now see ya at the next reactionary/roast chapter!

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