Chapter 15:

Abraham B. A. - " I Once Believed The Sun Was A Legend" (3)

ALTaccounti's Roasting Book! (Reopened)


For parody summary check the 1st review/roast chapter on this book, now lets get into the other chapters!

chap 10

Jadon is really to battle! (more like getting his ass kicked)

Mc is questioning whenever the black cloak dude is human, I mean bro what is it with characters and being chronically blind, like glasses exist people dayum! That person is clearly human bruh!

Yup just like I predicted Jadon gets his masochistic desires satisfied, as his ass gets whooped once again, Jadon gives "And we are blasting off again" vibes haha reference I'm funnah.

Bruh Jadon who describes a human hand as dry, THICC and cold. You have some hand fetish going on here, it seems he enjoying the kinky throat play, but Jadon had enough and used his lighting cloak on the guy, unfortunately he was immune to Naruto sht rip my G XD.

Well the man just wanted to talk, even though he punched Jadon in the gut, well maybe he wanted to talk with his fists instead? lol.

Bla bla history lesson, 500 years ago ultimates blah blah seen as a god, they didn't like it used Star Wars mind control to let people forget about them, I guess electric suckonmahs have that power, meaning mc is op and can create the biggest harem on the planet! NOW THAT IS NEWS!!!

The man left with giving him no answers and Jadon moved towards his friend because they are in danger!

chap 11

Well its legit Jadon just finding his teammates, that pretty much sums it up, so.....

But I guess he was being a creep, thinking on who he should use mind control hehehehe boi, free coochie is waiting for him, JADON BISEXUAL HAREM ENDING LETS GO!!!!

(Oops my brain went delusional again XD)

NEXT!

chap 12

Jadon and the team was caught and were under the mind control of some little girl, mc went all pussy mode almost shitting his pants, but that is not all. Jadon suddenly lost all brain cells and questions the girl why he should act like a zombie, just like his friends, I MEAN JADON IF YOU WANT TO FECKIN DIE YOU SCRUB THEN JUST SAY IT DUDE, this guy is legit so stupid that he gets an F for a 1st grade elementary school exam, bro you are making goldfishes seems like the next Steven Hawking by the shier amount of retardancy your showing now, JUST DO WHAT THE LOLI TELLS YOU TO DO, OR ELSE SHE WON'T JOIN YOUR HAREM BOI!!!!

2 men came out of the shadows and look at Team 7 *cough* I mean Team C.

chap 13

This chapter is basically zombie slaves obeying their masters, those men must have had real fun commanding team C around, since that is the only type of dominance they will ever get XD. As women probably walk all over them, because they give me real beta vibes. One is legit the "skinny" guy and the other the "fat" one that just screamed virgin to me lmao like gfto! They have nothing better to do then to bullying these teens lol.

They are heading to another destination, and what do you mean by pain? WHAT PAIN IS JADON GONNA LOSE HIS ASS VIRGINTY OH MAH GAWD PLEASE NU THAT IS RESERVE FOR SQUIDWARD!!!!

Continuation:

Smh you have to rely on loli gurls now for people to read this 2nd grade garbage, this author has hit a new low.

-1braincell/10 MC to stupid to read again!

JK JK JK XD

Again things are going nicely, I just really hope Jadon does not get buttfecked, so finger crossed everyone XD. Worldbuilding is increasing which is always a good thing, keep up the good work my dude!

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P.S.S: (Chapter seem lesser on the material size, but the flow is not disturbed, so it's not really a problem.)

Nellien
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