Chapter 21:
ALTaccounti's Roasting Book! (Reopened)
Parody summary:
This story is a compilation of cringe short tales, extracted from a sausage fest, weeb ass and no lifer server, also known as the Hive, since they don't a mind of their own and follow that one female in the server as the simps they are.
It's a virtual chat room where only degenerate garbage dared to enter, and also served as the point of reunion for horny otaku virgins and wannabe dojin writers that use HF as a temp place to stay.
In here, nothing that happens can be expected and understood, unless you are part of the "Brainless Allegiance", in which case everything should be a normal occurrence to you, even if it isn't ya brain is already dead so there shouldn't be any issues!
So, are you ready to enter the world of oni-chan *cough* The Hive?
If you are, wait no more. Join us, and we can becoming insults to human existence together!
[This story is a parodyseption of a parody HF Discord server, and a 3rd rate shitpost, so bad that posting my literal shit on twitter is even a better shitpost. Please take all of it seriously as all the people are actually big brain losers lmao]
chap 0
Generic opening of a Boring Teen waking up by sounds from construction workers outside his home, while yesterday pulling a late nighter watching tentacle Hentai, like a true degenerate!
So instead of having a social life, getting gf, get coochie in general, family (nah screw that sht) or PLAYING FECKIN GAMES, you waste your damn life in a 2nd rate weeb discord server called the Hive?!
BROOOO GET YO ASS OUTSIDE SOY BOY!!!!!
What the hell does this man have an endless supply of Iphone 5's like that sht is straight up disgusting, at least buy Samsung you damn no liver!!!
First character introduced is Tomboy Lover, pretty much searches tomboy version of his favourite anime characters on rule 34 and does "the obvious" summed up in one word: Degenerate!
Lol the logic trying to advertise your story, but you have only 1 chapter, only to never release an chappie again and still advertise it. TRULY FRICKIN BIG BRAIN EVERYBODY. Somebody gives these idiots a nobel prize for science for discovering a new type of retarded decease.(Ouch this even hurt me lol XD)
Porl is the type to use UWU so basically furry confirmed go touch some grass woman!
chap 1
Some chapter about Vore Armando its hyped all the time and they give the same history lessons and garb attempt of a meme about the Palestine and Israel conflict like gfto bro, I can create a better meme while half asleep boi!
Btw Vore Armando is about canabalism I guess?
ANYWAYS!
So NasuSimp is a big writer even though other books have long surpassed that? Hmmm that is pretty sus dude are you sure you did not create 30 alt accounts as if this place was twitter?
You probably did!
Anyways they started to talk to fetishes where TL said that he loved girl with short hair (don't worry I do too my homie) and spammed that in the chat as if his Window XP software in his brain just crashed.
Hold up somebody said "Anything is fine" as a fetish?!!!!
This man needs to be held in prison not for others, but for his own safety as I can see this man getting gangbanged by male furries, as he failed the search to spare coochie T-T that is what you get for being a lower life form that even modern loan slaves look disgusted at XD.
The chat was beyond saving as they spammed with FULL POWAH as they HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO IN THEIR LIVES!!!
chap 2
Ugh Beta Boring Teen the bland ass mc is back, heck even Kirito has more personality compared to him, at least this man has a dead relationship with Asuna, as Boring Teen sleeps with Anime Body Pillows lmao.
Seems he joined around contest period (lol so did I XD)
So this chapter is basically cringe kids using garb bee loli fuel emotes, while I am shitting on them for tryharding to be like instagram on discord.
Bro I am deadass also a person you mentioned it when everbody is using the Honeymon emote in lobby. Those people are the living concept of sus, like it makes your stepsister being stuck in the wash machine even less sus than it actually is XD.
Okay so its a chain
SO now The Hive has devolved into a 4th rate Reddit "Nice" chain BRUHHHHHHH YALL FICKIN LOWER THEN DEGENERATES!! These people are devolutionary!!!
ZEW is a former reddit buttfecker who is a weeb by chance and joined a wannabe kewl weeb virgin ass garb server, okies got it... btw he likes emotes and tries to use them on instagram to slide into DM's of models but sadly they block him all the time. 2sad4me m8 XD.
Okay Reddit Chains are a cult now.
Benji's Brain.exe crashed.
Restarting
Sorry guys my brain cell gave out, this is beyond shitpost, its vomitpost beyond disgusting lmao just like my grammar lol (self burn never hurts XD)
chap 3
Oh no..... the chapter is about simps, I mean its a weeb trash server we are talking about, its all good and sausage until some coochie shows up!
Lolisimp is a 40 year old dual monitor ass Lolicon giving hundreds of Dollars to lying that they are underage Vtuber's, I wonder how this man did not end up in jail yet lmao. Lowest of the lowest bacteria of this planet XD.
Ight the second coming of jeSUS was the user named Sexy Sebastian, basically someone using his sexy voice to fill discord VC's (mostly dude filled, because female were too hard to attract) to hide his hiding beta insecurities hidden in his weeb ass heart.
BRUH LOLISIMP GAVE SEXY SEBASTIAN SO MUCH MONEY THAT EVEN POKEMAIN WOULD GET A HEART ATTACK, THIS MAN IS SO SIMP THAT WHEN HE ENTERS TWITCH THE SERVER CRASHED BY THE SHIER AMOUNT OF MONEY HE SENDS TO BIG BOOBA STREAMER!!!
WHAT A DAMN DISGRACE TO THE MALE RACE INDEED!!! TOUCH SOME GRASS DUDE!!! AND BORING TEEN GFTO OUT OF THE CALL YOU ARE NOTHING MORE BUT A GLORIFIED SIDE CHARACTER BRO!!!!
chap 4
Porl is best gurl?
Okay..... I guess
Bro Unbreathe is a nice event you share with friends in family not a damn E-Girl controlled cult.
Whity Nolungs is so much of a simp that he even commits Unbreathe for an E-girl which is secretly a 50 year old man sitting in his broken down apartment with a computer that runs on Windows '98 lmao.
People are legit eating popcorn and drinking beer for the unbreathing event on VC, like bruh yall got nothing better to watch or something?
Bro who would want to join these hella losers commit die by accidentally scratching their's arm causing a minuscule wound, how about you people GO FIND A DAMN GIRLFRIEND INSTEAD OF DOING THIS STUPID ASS SHT LMAO.
Okay what in the actual fuck, let me pull a "The Rock Eyebrow" up in here.
PEOPLE MOANING WHO JUST COMMIT UNBREATHE BRO THAT SHT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING YOOOOOOOO XD!!!
Realising that the true unbreathe is the friends they made along the way meaning, their friends are so cringe that they want to commit not living. Totally understandable!
Final Review:
This story is basically the guide on how to be a fuckin beta, cuck, simp, virgin ass, loser, Neet, hentai watcher and try to hide their cringe existence by doing as if its a shitpost. If you want to erase your self from existence, then I recommend reading this story because its said that the shty author self inserts are so bad, that when one reads it, their conciseness just leaves planet forever!
Hive/10 would leave HF and never read again!!!
JK JK JK JK JK XD XD XD
Tbh its pretty pretty entertaining books, basically the people that show up in here are the main character of HF, yes the rest is legit a background character, join the damn Discord server if you want to let yourself get known.
Anyways I recommend this if you want to, laugh, get weirded out, or lose braincells by certain important individuals on the HF platform! I heard this shitpost is going to end mid november so..... enjoy it when you still can!
P.S: If you want to enter too, please apply at the form!
P.S.S: (Give me the clout, GIVE ME MY DRAKE LEVEL FAME BOI!!!!! XD XD XD)
Now see ya at the next reactionary/roast chapter!
Author link: https://www.honeyfeed.fm/u/7201
P.S.S.S: (But legit though I tried my best this is V.I.P level shit, I hope this gets me more clout then my Tokyo review!)
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