Clean up show with Jiraiya

I have been taking hit after hit, the bandits are attacking me non-stop. I just need to stall a little bit more, Jiraiya will come. I have got no solid proof, but I got this feeling in my gut.

I ate too much spice during lunch!

From the corner of my eye, I notice something moving towards me at a fast speed. 

ITS JIRAIYA!

He looks different somehow, he has some kind of armor on him now.

WOSH! 

Jiraiya sweeps past the bandits at such an incredible speed that my eye couldn't keep up with him. Star-struck by Jiraiya, It went under my radar that all the bandit's throats were slit. Jiraiya gracefully puts his sword back into its sheath. I take another careful look at Jiraiya, now wearing dark brown armor with hints of pitch-black accents. The armor looked tough but light and mobile.

Damn, that's so cool!

"Are you okay? Ruri?" Jiraiya walks over to me and asks.

"Damn, you came at the wrong time. I was just about to go Super Saiyan and beat them up,"

"Surely you jest, you are half dead right now,"

"Uh, yea," I start to lose consciousness.

"It's ok, I'll clean up. You can rest,"

Shit, why do I keep fainting all the time?

Woah! Where am I!

I am floating in an empty space, it has a dreamy feel to it. Basically, it does not feel very real to me.

"What is this?" I yell in the empty void.

"What is this? Ah, I see you have forgotten me. It's alright you will remember soon enough. now get out of here," Says a mysterious Omni-directional voice.

"You got an insanely deep voice. makes me jealous as a man," I retort.

"Off you go now,"

"Oi, you can't just bring me here and tell me to leave. Weird voice," the space around me starts warping, "Ouch! it does not hurt but. OUCH!"

My eyes open.

"Big sis, the weird red hair man who is always fainting is awake now," said a very similar-looking kid in a very similar-looking room.

Ah, I am back at the hideout infirmary.

Suzie walks in.

"You are not supposed to say things like that about big bro Ruri," A very awkward pause later, "even if it is true,"

Well, I think my hair looks good. Right author?

No.

Stop. Stop right there, you can't just reply to me like that.

Another awkward pause later.

Don't leave me hanging, I'll cry.

Lisa walks into the room.

"Oh! Little boy Ruri is finally awake. What was it this time, you fell on the road and scraped your knee? My! how cute," Said Lisa in a sarcastic tone.

"Actually I—"

I can't possibly tell them that I did overkill on a bull and then proceeded to get beaten by some measly bandits.

"I fought a hard battle!" I correct myself.

"You mean you did overkill on a bull and then proceeded to get beaten by some measly bandits." Said Suzie. Another very awkward pause later, "heh,"

"My! how cute and stupid," said Lisa.

Please stop, red-haired boys are very delicate.

"So, my little Ruri how about you keep your next training session with me," Lisa puts her hand on my cheek and whispers in my ear, "Don't worry, I'll teach you all about being a noble thief,"

This is it, I am gonna cross the border of adulthood!

Jiraiya bursts into the infirmary.

"Oh! You are awake Ruri, its time for you to train, the kids informed me about your stupidity. The same kids you saved,"

Jiraiya firmly grasps my leg and quickly drags me out of the room. Lisa waves at me while having a smile on her face.

"STOP! JIRAIYA! I WAS ABOUT TO CROSS THE BORDER OF ADULTHOOD," I scream while getting dragged, "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"