Wolfy - "Six"

Parody Summary:

Six soldiers entered the realm of acid trips but only one survived the OG kush. Aystaria Pynn only wishes to return to the life of a crack addict after a tragedy she blamed herself for. With time to sniff some white gold, she is forced to become a private tutor in order to get moeny for the drugs which is helping a angtsy edgy noble and ensure she can pass the exams before they arrive. Yet, as life tries go on peacefully, A lot of drugs labs brew in the shadows!

"Will the angsty noble pass the exam?" Read "Six.. I mean one since the other 5 are fucking dead." to find out!

Prologue (the only chapter I will not suffer)

Bruh we open with Aystaria running like a little bitch with 5 dog tags in her hands running from whatever fuck, probably her hallucination after taking some mushrooms.

Bruh okay this girl is tripping indeed shr is legit just randomly cutting air like a mad man thinking she is killing shadowy figures, like this is reason you don't do drugs kids, you don't want to be like Aystaria randomly swinging her sword against creatures that don't exist.

This entire prologue was just Aystaria being high I guess, and she got knocked out as the effect ran out.

chap 1

Okay we got introduced to Emyria and some slice life: Oh look I am so free and I am sitting in tree while I feel so free like bitch we do not care, how about not wasting my time on non trival matters! Like shut the feck up with those wannabe philosofical big brainery. Like your IQ is equal to many many hoes a Genshin Impact player has which of course is absolute 0.

Oh oh Emyria is climbing on something where she wasn't supposed to and we are introduced to a maid called Reina. I swear If nothing worthy of my time is happening soon imma skimm!!!

Bla bla bla exposition bla bla bla!!!!

How about yall suck the fuck up, because I would rather listen a 50 hour essay on why my dick so big than having to read any of this boring shit. Emyria has that "I just wanna be free UwU I hate being a normal girl teehee, because I am a edgelord skskskskksksksksksks" Yeah we get it now WHERE IS THE YURI!!!!! (and no not the alabama kind, you know you are lmao) At this point I am more interesting in that then any of this basic shit. JeSUS this Author is down bad for thighs the way he decribes it is a way of art, you are a man of culture but also need to touch some grass and go outside tbh XD.

To give you an update on the plot Emyria receives a HOT girl in her mansion basically that. AYOOO ITS TIME FOR A BITCHFIGHT, I mean swordfight between Aystaria the crackhead verSUS Emyria the angsty edgy teen noble LETS GOOOOO!!!!

Ight Aystaria won that fight and now she is entering Edgy noble's room and this is a yuri so I expect some sweet juicy action in here, if not imma be disappointed T-T.

Okay some slice of life shit we don't give a sht about so....

ULTRA SKIMM ACTIVATE!!!!!

Bruh we got introduced to a trap maid which is a dude called Lyis Reina little brother. He got butterflies as he saw that noice round booty of Aysteria, but too bad my boi this is yuri so the only thing you can do is jack off in depression like the beta loser you are. Just reincarnate as a girl next time and you might has a chance lmao.

Ight some court sht was going on and some weird as potion was used to desolve a random acoholic degenerate that is hella dead, Lyis and Aysteria bought some food and the chapter ended with a typical OOOOOGAAAAA BOOGGOOOO MY NECKLACE MAKES MEH REMEMBAH MY FRIENDOS SINCE THEY ARE DEADOOOO EMOTIONELLLLL SCENEUUUUUUU Yeah noooooo.... We don't give a fuck where is the lesbian smex!!!!!!

chap 2

Haha Emyria is stupid because she can't even explain the world history in the highest detailed, she retarded even her brain damaged classmates are laughing at her, dayum Emyria's parents give birth to a complete failure lmao.

lol imagine studying for school couldn't be me I can relate fuck those aggressive ass teacher that heaven't had some banging for 4 months + menopause + L + Frustrated + Get a life smh that teacher needs to get some feck like SHEESHHH!!!! Miss Feldia calm yo ass down!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS SCHOOL THEY TORTURE THEIR STUDENTS WHERE THEY HAVE TO STAND ON THE TIP OF THEIR TOES NOT TO GET FEET PENETRATED BY NEEDLES, HOLY SHIT THIS SCHOOL IS KINKY ASF!!!!!

BRO THE ENTIRE CLASS IS GETTING HORNY ON NOVLET'S BREATHING DAMN EVERYBODY HERE IS DOWN BAD!!!!! BRUH NOVLET IS MAD STRAIGHT UP SLAPPING EMYRIA EVEN THO ITS HER FAULT FOR RECEIVING THAT KINKY DISPLAY. like bruh Novlet is the embodiement of not enough mental development, like she is one some coping suddenly getting a inferiority complex for no reason, go take your fucking meds because now she on some delusional sht right here.

Bruh Emyria did some ultimate parkour free running like of shit to escape out of the cluthes of Miss Feldia only to come home and see this bitch anyways, like why was all that shit even necessary a typical big brain moment smh. Ah typical commoner discrimination, bla bla noble can't hit lower lifeforms blab bla, Emyria daddy has to shut the fuck up, your opinion is invalid because you are a fucking beta ass bitch, this man legit gave birth to the failure which is Emyria what right does he thinks he have to even speak up smh kill yourself lmao you damn waste of the time and space continuum.

anyways boring ass jibberich later.....

SKIMMING INTENSIFIES!!!!!!

ngl I ship Lyis and Aysteria but this is yuri T-T so I know it won't go anywhere REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

tomorrow Aysteria is gonna teach Emyria some kinky swordplay this should be fun...

NEXT!!!!!

Chap 3

Some slice of life typical I woke up in the morning cringe that we have read 9000 times already, just make it stop, please give me something interesting when do I get my yuri smut scene this shit is boring, end my life please I am having a mental breakdown!!!!

*Breaths in*

*Breathes out*

SKIMMING INTENSIFIES!!!!!

YES FANSERVICE!!!! EXPLAIN ME THE THICCNESS OF AYSTERIA AGAIN, I KNOW YOU DOWN BAD AUTHOR JUST DO IT!!!!! SINCE I AM DOWN HORRENDOUS TOO!!!!!!

Broooo I am disappointed bath scene was weak asf, not even a mention of booba 0/10 bro does nothing exisiting ever fucking happen, its just Emyria studying and cumming home to get some sword lessons...... YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

WAIT HOLY SHIT WHAT IS HAPPENING THE MAIDS ARE HIGH ASSASSIN AND AYSTERIA SHOULD HAVE BEEN EXECUTED BRO WHAT IS THIS RANDOM ASS ACID TRIP THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!!!

Apparently Aystaria is sus and being suspected of being a imposter since the Pynn family only had a son that died at the fall of the south tower.

Okay I am confused as fuck now plot is going all over the place somehow we sensed a man that is about to rape kids like tf is chapter what has the author smoked lmao. Wait nvm it was a chapter break but I thinks lines would be better instead of a # lol.

Undertakes are cringe with trying to be Shakespeare, with their mid ass rymes, how about you do something more useful than giggling like a mental patient. Damn anyways Emyria was about to get micropeepee up in that flat ass, but my gurl Aysteria gave that man a roundhouse kick and one punch man that degenerate.

Okay this system is kinda weird, so whenever sht happens 2 random judges just konosuba their way outta the sky and the undertaker kills a person of get rid of the body afterwards? KK I think I have it right, like is this city too poor to affort a normal court system or something. Smh this city is run by broke ass crackheads that are only able to hire these 3rd rate trash garbage judges that have probably never looked into a law books not even once in their lifetime. Wait so if one does not kill the other you have to get locked up into a sussy ass dungeon for 3 years.....

okay....

BITCH WHAT!!!! BROOOOOO HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE THEY IN THIS STORY, A PERSON TRIES TO RAPE YOU AND THE THAT SAVES YOU PLUS THE RAPIST HAVE GET BUTTFUCKED TOGETHER IN A DUNGEON. ITS AS IF A ENTIRE CITY FELL ON THEIR HEADS THEN THEY WERE KIDS, WHICH 0 IQ MOTHERFUCKER THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT IDEA, THESE PEOPLE ARE GIVING ME HEART ATTACK WITH HOW STUPID THEY ARE BRO EVEN MY SPERM CELL HAS MORE INTELLEGENCE THEN THESE FUCKERS AND I CAN ONLY GIVE BIRTH BY DEFECT CHILDREN FECKIN HELLLLLLLL!!!!!

Bruh tf is momoffhasdhfdkhkfhdsj dude my brain can't comprehend that jibberish speak ooga booga my guy lol.

Emyria killed a man well shit lol.

NEXT!!!!

Chap 4

Chapter name is Art of War by Sun Tzu.

Aysteria has ptsd and got calmed down by Reina's booba because big titties is the answer to all your questions and the cure to all the mental shit. Well shit Ayesteria is too mentaly diranged for duty well, I always thought she has a screw loose now it only got confirmed lmao. Okay bla bla Sirvientis past bla bla, past tyrinnical ruler, ideological cuckery and unknown realms plus a little bit of slavery Cyridel is a beta that thrown a tanttrum when he didn't get coochie. Sent monsters to pursue getting cocaine from another city. Bla some more history LIKE OKAY WE GET IT EXPOSITION WHEN DO WE GET LESBIANS MAKING OUT? LIKE IS THE YURI TAG A LIE!!!!????

Emyria is locked in her room smoking some of that copium like bitch we do not care cry about it.

Okay after a very simple convo Emyria despression arc is over I guess.... ight this is getting uneventful

SKIMMING INTENSIFIES!!!!

Aysteria confirmed that she likes to go down on that coochie and suck it as if it was ice cream, rip Lyis I knew it. Listen I don't relly care about the convo with Miss Fredia and Aysteria so......

ANOTHER SKIM SESSION!!!!!

NVM they suddenly begin fighting jumping around around as if they are the reincarnated version of spiderman, also Ayestria is lewd for Fredia confirmed, might have scissor play in the future? Bruh now they talking in brain damage, it didn't know that was a language but with the idiots as Ayestria and Fredia around speaking it, it seems legit.

FINALLY I AM FUCKING DONE!!!!!

This story is a joke of the tragic genre, book so boring that that you already feel like sleeping after one sentence. Chapters being so long to the point you think the author is doing it in order to compensate for something. Also no lesbian sex which means auto fail. Author tried to make an 86 mixed with violet evergarden bootleg story without the sci-fi and replaced it with hallucination of ones drugged mind.

-10 x 20/10 this story is a joke of a yuri and would rather reread 177013 than to read this shit again!

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Final Review:

Well the writing is this story is god level and has major slice of life vibes since not much is happening its only 4 chaps and the prologue so naturally the yuri levels are still low T-T, anyways I think that plot would gradually increase over the course of the future chapters. I would advice this to people that have a lot of time to spare and love EXPOSITION and LONG ASS CHAPTERS!! plus yuri of course the main reason lmao.

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