5K Reads Special: Trash Education Project: Down Bad Edition by ALTaccounti

I advice reading the chap 0 and 1 of author's book "Gifted Education Project" first so that you can notice the differences.

Alright no bs lets just get into this.

Parody summary:

240 students, 40 people that somehow posses more than 1 brain cell will graduate.

In life, success isn't solely determined by one's academic performance, since if everyone is stupid they kinda needed other ones like alethic and creative pursuits, but of course don't forget how down bad one is at cucking, NTR'ing, Fetishising, and being a questionable existence to humanity for others - those talents are important too (If you consider these talents.) Thankfully, at the National Tryhard High School, this truth is embraced rather than swept under the rug like everywhere else.

The result? A school which produces down bad degenerates at a unparalleled rate.

Welcome to a school of future imprisoned by most likely money laundry.

Welcum to the Trash Education project: Down Bad Edition.

Follow Darron Dong with the small bing bong as he "enrolls" in this wannabe elite school with the BITCH ASS Erica Park. Will they rise to the drugged levels they desires, or will they get expelled trying?

Read "Trash Education Project: Down Bad Edition" to find out.

Prologue - Erica Park Is Mentally Deranged

When Erica told me she had an embarrassing question to ask, I imagined it being along the lines of "Can I step on you please?" Coolly I would tell her FUCK YES, and in response she'ed mutter "let's get down business" while looking down on me. "So does it it mean you are fair game." Teehee CRINGE would be the natural follow up to that.

She slit my trough instead, I mean I am into that shit, but I really wanted her to step on me T-T.

"Darren from how much learning disabilities do you suffer again?"

"More than you can handle baby."

"Ugh please I don't need none of that shit, just answer my question."

Sitting opposite of me in my classroom was a raven-haired who's bangs framed a face that any guy would coom on including me. I wish I could end the description there.... yeah all you need to know is that I am down bad for some of that coochie, I legit don't care about her talents yada yada no need for big braining. I would fuck her on an off day is all you need to know.

Anyways her being hot asf came (not me) at a cost.

The cost of her social intelligence which I don't mind since I am into the mentally deranged.

"Look I don't care about your question if you are not going to hurt real bad I will leave right now, and your question is fucked up anyways."

"Hey who said you could leave?! At least give me example then."

"Don't feel like it. I would rather fap to some JAV in the bathroom than to hear anymore of your bullshit, I got my priorities straight missy.

"Did you just make a point without supporting examples? Listen I don't care about you rubbing that micropenis, to give an example, If this was a damn essay you would get that sweet failing mark. P-E-E-P-E-E All you did was pee, no wonder your grades are bad."

"Hey at least I peed on your face which is the gift I am willing to take for a bad grade."

Okay maybe all of her social intelligence is a dishonest way of phrasing it, we are both down bad and maybe lack in the EQ department but all of that legit does not matter as long if you have friends, or got bitches or something. Anyways she is hypocrite because she can interact in a totally normal way when it comes to teachers so why is being like this to me (not that I mind hehe I really need some excitement in my life after all)

The answer: I don't know and I don't give a shit, as long as she satisfies my desires we are all gucci, but I still need figure out who (Jiwoo fucking hell her name makes me horny Asian names are the best) was a fool's errand, which I didn't mind in the slightest since I am a simple guy I see Asian chick I go down bad.

After all we don't need to understand each other we just need some of that sudo-masochist relationship thrown in.

"Come on, my grades aren't as worse as your social skills." A looked in satisfaction as my roast was perfect.

"Trying to get me mad? Try again you fucking failure of a human being, this is why you have multiple learning disabilities after all."

"You little shit, if you got to say something then do it stop waisting my time, hoes mad dayum."

Welp I could see the eyes burning with hatred, but anyhow, she had called me to our classroom for a after-school date and oh boy was I excited! Embarrassing question? Context? I don't give a damn Valentine or not a gurl asking me to be alone with her is the absolute flex a degenerate like me can ever have in life.

"I was not angry, but now I am you little shit and you are now obligated to help me."

"And if I refuse because there is legit nothing in it for me? Like at least punch me in the face or something."

Erica Park did not like that.

"I am sorry, since when did your opinion matter? You fucking creep its statement not a question."

"And do you think I care, how about you get off twitter you dumb bit--"

Finnally the moment I was waiting for, ever since birth did I want to feel this nice sensation, this feeling being way better sike! She just slammed the desk lame as fuck! Why can't never be beaten to a pulp by a woman damn it!

"Listen Darren, would you rather work as a servant or suffer as a slave? Because if you deny my kindness, then there will be nothing in for it for you but despair, which will it be?"

"Ummm can I take both because I hate to break it for you, but I AM INTO THAT SHIT NOW STEP ON ME, BREAK ME, CUCK ME DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT JUST MAKE MY LIFE MORE EXICITING PLEASE I BEG YOU!!!"

"Hah and now I will do the opposite, you shall be my slave but only get praise and understanding."

"NOOOOOOOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!"

For a girl that was just as down bad as me, damn does she know how to make me suffer. She does not care about my desires and only seeks not make me suffer. I hated how the situation has turned out as my fetishes cannot be satisfied, while she is growing more depended on me. This made me think of back then.........

4 months ago where I met Jiwoo step on me onee-san I mean Erica trash murican name Park for the first time.

Chapter 1 - Getting A Scholarship Is Harder Than Getting My Dick Sucked

Puffing a bubblegum vape in the staffroom was Shelly Lam, I think her parents gave her the wrong name since she sounds like a pornstar, but that doesn't matter, she is my councillor and homeroom teacher, I do not question her position I have better shit to worry about, like getting spit on by a hot girl for example.

"Don't be shy." She smiled. "take a seat."

"Well for you any time."

Heh that was clean.

People say not to judge a book by its cover, but Shelly is fucking hot I would sell my soul to dump myself in her titties no need over overly bs description, I will just let lend my eyes to see the THICCness for yourselves.

Done.... okay now that you can see that I am based, we shall move on.

"Darron Dong." She said poking me with her juul. "Do you know why I called you here?"

"Uhh no but can please poke me more."

"Not even a guess?"

"Chocking me with your thighs?"

"Well maybe later... Were you bored?"

She giggled but cut no corners "Anyways It almost November, does that give you any ideas?"

"Planning our secret getaway to the Bahamas?"

"Sorry I am not that down bad as you."

"Shit."

"I thought you wer--"

"In any case your school year is ending soon, and it extra important since you are bout to finish secondary school, middle school whatever the hell, anyways your life will be different next year." She explained to me.

Different next year? Will I finally get spit on, trashed on, cucked on and harassed is my dream finally coming true?

So.

"Yeah Yeah I know I have to make choices about my future."

Like I legit don't give a fuck about which high school I will go to, or vocational school bla bla bla I DON'T CARE I JUST WANT BITCHES TO HATE ON ME AND GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!!

Asian society is all about that status shit were you keep studying all the way until having a fucking major Phd, and do the same for your children and if you do anything different you are more retarded than a mentally disabled. But fuck that I will choose the path that will accept my down bad ways! ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM AND SHAME ME AND DEFILE ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!

Darn it she is puffing more nicotine in front of me that shit is going to get me horny if she keeps going like this.

Shelly gave me that hot puzzles look, oh god just bite my neck already sheesh!

"Huh? What do you mean?"

Fuck I said that out loud didn't I?

Nah I am too big brain for that shit.

"I mean this is a guidance session... and you know about my plans about after all I graduate whatever."

"Oh yeah, I don't care about that."

"Right."

"Its just..." her voice trailed off.

Damn Shelly is twirling her hair now looking at me with those upturned eyes, fucking hell I need to think of something else before I get a boner.

"Once you leave this year, I won't get to see you everyday."

Okay

She is biting her lip now, I don't give a fuck anymore I am going to whip it out and nobody is going to stop me!

So she was down bad just like me?

No wait I have to reconsider and not do any rash movements......

Unless!

"JeSUS." she spat. "You actually took that seriously, there is no way I would ever be into you, you fucking donkey. I am teaching you longer than you have been alive."

"Fuck you for getting my hopes up and aren't you supposed to be 28? I guess you were lying about your age all this time."

Shelly gave me a middle finger while she blew some smoke in my face from her vape.

"Let's get back on topic, I called you are to basically force an idea upon you after what you are going to do after graduation." Shelly unfolded some piece of paper where to be frank didn't give a shit about, apparently its header was Future Plans and it belonged to me the legend, Darren Dong. "Look at this shit, can you tell me what in the actual dog fuck this is?"

Oh yeah I circled around employment, like who in the actual hell does she think she is, I can find down bad girls during my job, so I don't need to apply to High School to get that.

"I don't see anything bad with it?" I replied.

"Why are you trying to get a job at 16?"

"Well why can I not get bitches during my work hours?"

"I will ignore that comment, look even though you failed the national exam but you can still get to a prep school through appeal. It's like you are a total idiot, but still hold at least 1 braincell. So what is going on? Did a loser like you finally get laid and get a child?"

"You are giving me way too much credit, I wish it was that."

Shelly had a dry expression on her face.

"Oh.... I was about to be surprised, but I guess you only disappointed me."

Well I wish it was different too, but it is what it is.

I started to rub my temples as this shit was starting to take too long. "Look taking a few years off school is not a bad that bad as you make it sound."

"But society will judge you for it. Take it from an experienced " She took another smoke.

"And I do not give a shit, because I am into them shaming me."

"Then what about your aunt? What does she think of all this?"

"...."

My aunt, what does she want to tell me by that?

"This is kind of the reason why I need money...."

"I see..."

Finally she finally put that damn vape down, only cringy people that think they are cool do that shit anyway.

After a while starring in at the ceiling she finally said something,

"How much money, exactly?"

"4000... cash, 2000 if cut over 2 years but she will be dead meat."

"Yeah say no more, you're fucked."

"No shit Sherlock, I reallllly couldn't have figured that out by myself, since it's a very complex issue that require Einstein level of equation solving to fucking understand."

"That is bit much even if it's sarcastic."

"I know and I don't care."

"But there is light at the tunnel, hold on."

She went off by herself so I did what every chad would do and took a quick peak at her ass before she left me along with my thoughts.

Fucking hell I just her step on my balls with those heels SHEESH!!! Anyways brain please return to cringe inner dialogue please....

Okay here we go!

Uhhh Shelly planned something and to be honest I could not give less of a fuck, as long as people satisfy my desires and I will keep saying this till the end of time. Oh yeah 4k dollars I don't wanna think about it since there is no way anything or anyone can give me that money. I just feel sad since I don't want her to die really, since I really love. Oh yeah I remember when I drank some vodka since there was nothing else to drink, and I almost wanted to bang my aunt, you see it was a friday night..... you know what I should not tell the entire thing....

Either way no matter what I do I would be fucked Shelly please come back quick I am getting lost in my thoughts AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Bla bla im fucked and I was the one who wanted to put myself in this situation like why didn't I just get a sugar mommy, like  have you looked my light blue eyes man. The milfs can't stand them.

But you know what? I have come to the conclusion to just escape my problems and ki--

"Hello!"

Darn it she is back at the wrong time her silvery voice disarmed me of whatever the hell I was getting lost in.

I didn't care how it sounded, all I wanted was for her to whisper daddy in my ear.

"Umm.. Hi, excuse me?" She repeated.

Fucking hell I am horny now, even I damn well know this girl ain't into me. She is hot again all you need to know and I want her to punch me in the gut, like fucking sit on top of me and give me some of that brutal beatdown SHEESH!!! Wait shit I have to reply to her. Hold on... long black hair..... pristine skin, having a total bitch vibe.

"Are you talking to me?"

"Of course, there is no one else around here."

Fuck its Jiwoo Park from class 3-1, and the former student council president!

I knew her from a distance but never interacted with this alien, but she seems that she could be down bad enough to step on me, yes I will say it time and time again to myself to reconfirm my fetishes.

Anyways I only knew her name but that is good starting point for something far greater.

"I am looking for Ms. Shelly Lam have you seen her?" she asked.

"I was just having a nice conversation with her, I am sure she will be back in a moment."

Jiwoo looked at the paper that read Guidance councillor and decided she didn't need any of this crap and tried to dip. "Oh I really don't wanna be around for this cringe."

"Wait, don't leave me alone here. Please stay with me as I am bored as hell!"

"What?!"

"Its actually not what you are thinking.."

"And what am I supposed to think?"

Yes now I can ask the legendary question that could change my entire life!

"um.. uh.. Can you step o----"

"Yes I came at the right moment, haha get cockblocked."

Out of nowhere Shelly appear ruining my only time I could have asked the legendary question, she rapped her hand around Jiwoo and smirked at me. This fucking hoe, I am hella mad!!!

"Unhand me..." Jiwoo said firmly.

"And what if I don't?" Shelly said poking her face.

"I SAID UNHAND ME PEASANT!"

"Damn okay... fine."

Ha serves Shelly right fucking cucker!

Anyways Shelly was doing as if nothing happened, damn that shamelessness can really make my pants wet, either way back to the point I think she had something planned here. "Ahem, Its actually convenient that you are both here!"

She pulled some shitty flyers that were made on Microsoft Publisher by a 5 year old, but hey at least it had a lot of collor. It said

Apply to National Affiliated High School!

"Your idea is a school advert?"

Wait tf just came out of my mouth I don't even know what that is, and Jiwoo is tensing up too, of course a damn shame that is not by my pussy destroyer 9000 but that could be another time in the future.

"Not just any school." Shelly corrected. "Its the most big brain school in the country even though it's only a few years old."

She put the pamphlet in my hands, which had some shit on it which didn't interest me, I mean I have read enough COTE to know where this is going.....

FUCK MY LIFE

and it seems hella fake too.

"There are paid actors right? Like see that bitch on the cover isn't she from some unknown idoil group."

"Its a real photo." Jiwoo said. "Its one of the selling points of the school is the lack of dress code beside the uniform"

"Yo you must be on crack! You my girl, are getting baited."

"Have you fallen on your head as a child that person is Yuhua is an NHS Alumni."

"Oh."

"Maybe you yourself some glasses then you would have figured it out."

"I am sorry that I am blind okay, what a way to point that out jeez."

Was it me or are her insults a real turn on SHEESH I want her to roast me more fucking hell, but sadly I could not get lost into my dirty thoughts as that cucker Shelly opened her damn mouth again.

"That school only takes in students with full scholarships. And since it is a boardings school, it covers almost every single expense, no need to elaborate you have a brain of your own to see what it would entail."

I really think they read way to much light novels for their own good, like god lord how much money are these weaboos waisting. Like a massive campus, entertainment facilities, a fucking gym, a private hospital and even a helipad?! Pffftttt yeah right!

I didn't believe any single shit that came (not me) out of her mouth, why would some random teacher that is not even into me go out of her way to help me. Like if you want me to forget my troubles at least help me out by not so PG13 actions, since I know I will probably live under a bridge. Getting into high school is dream my ass don't even afford MCdonalds, so making that bank is all I could do to save my precious auntie.

So fuck Shelly idea I will do what the hell I want since I am at that age where I have to be rebellious for no other damn reason, but for the hope to one day get stepped on. Well until I read the last part of the 2nd rate trash pamphlet:

Fucker are you still reading, did all the others things not convince you already? Well then I have a gift for $240.000 for just enrolement and 2.4K for monthly grants as part of scholarships, if you need more reasons to join you are a damn moron and maybe you should have gone through with jumping off a building, since you pathetic live holds zero value anyway. Plus you can even grind more money if you are not a idiotic waste of existence, interesting right?

".............."

This is where I should have said no, because this phamflet was being rude as fuck and everything Shelly said was a farce. Nobody gives out money for free, 9/10 times you have to suck somebodies dick for it. So I said no to tunnel vision and yes to the last bit of common sense that I had in my brain.

But wait what if they girls in the NHS like step on me?

Fuck Darren Dong resist the urge to get scammed.

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Finally done this became more of a satire than a actual full blown parody, but I am still glad with the results 10/10 would rather read this than GEP again lmao jk jk.

I am considering doing another one like this at 250 likes but only if people want me too.

Anyways for the future please send me google docs file in the future so that I don't have to suffer by writing everything myself, when I could cut corners T-T

Anyways I hope everyone enjoyed it and until next time!

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P.S.S: (Fun fact this chapter is 3.5k words haha I hope you suffered.)