SHITaccounti - "The Ultimate Classroom" (VIP 100 likes self roast special)

Alright thanks to everyone that likes to make me suffer and work overtime!! Because 100 people had some great heart to actually like my shit for the change this self roast was possible (Also give WittyAcorn some clout man he has the peepee at the right place, which is not in any female lifeform since he celibate.

ANYWAYS LETS GET INTO THIS!!!!!

Parody summary:

Naive Cringe Boi, 15 year old happy go lucky beta bastard with a good heart and mid ass grades just like his existence, but nontheless he wanted to get into the most elite school because his brother graduated from there and he seeks validation from him as for his brother does not recognise trash. If only the protagonist knew that he ain't no Ayanokouji but a retarded ass, as Danshaku High School is no place for an normal school life.

Story is inspired by Classroom of the Rich Cunts, thanks for giving us that wannabe smort premise.

Anyways will Naive Cringe Boi survive his high school life? Read "The Ultimate Cringeroom" to find out.

Chap 1

We start with a trash wannabe funny quote which is pretty cringe, like a 2 year old shitting his pants is more peak comedy than this crap would ever be.

Already we start with a boy sitting alone in the bus since he is way to beta to make any friends smh, the was on his way to Danshaku High School it seemed to be funded by rich midlife crisis humans that have watched too much COTE in their childhoods. It is basically an elite school without no government funding and made to get people into the University equivalent in order to create the highest individuals in Japanese society.

But Naive Beta Boi didn't care about that as he only wants validation from his brother since he just sees him as a waste of existence. After some lazy ass ramble about people wanting to cheat on tests they arrived at the school like legit this shit is boring WE DO NOT CARE!!!!

SKIMMING INTENSIFIES!!

Naive Beta Boi has to make an entrance exam together with 80 others, most of them were cheating, but since Mister Beta Boi never had coochie before his wimp genes were showing and choses to do everything in a fair manner :puke:.

Bruh all the people that were cheating got caught, I MEAN WHEN YOU USE KINDERGARDEN TACTICS OF COURSE YOU WOULD LIKE YALL BITCHES STUPID ASF WHY WOULD YOU USE 0 IQ BIG BRAIN MOVES!! BRUH I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ALL THESE PARENTS GAVE BIRTH TO MENTALLY DISABLED DUMB LIFE FORMS.

15 people were left and they were all leaving but Naive beta boi got stopped by the random no named wannabe interesting woman who was doing the surveillance during the exam. And my Naive cringe boi that Ur NiCeNeSs WiLl Be YoUr DoWnFaLl because she had to sound extra edgy and dramatic, not that I blame her she just watched too much K-Drama, since she has nothing better to do with her life.

chap 2

After another cringe quote Naive Cringe Boi got brought home by a guy which totally ain't a potential pedo or anything, I mean Naibu still needed the ride though since his parents see him as waste oxygen that is inhabiting the planet.

BRUH NAIBU LEGIT GOT BROUGHT BY FUKIN STRANGER AND HIS PARENTS TOTALLY IGNORE THAT FACT?! OH MY SON JUST GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS, WHO GIVES A DAMN TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY AM I RIGHT?! Fucking hell what kind of meds are these people taking.

LIKE THESE PEOPLE IMPLIED THAT THEY RAISED NAIBU'S BROTHER IN THE TRADIONAL ASAIN WAY MAN THESE PEOPLE HAVE HEART, FUCKING ABUSER THEY PEOPLE DESERVE TO GET 69'D AGAINST THEIR WILL!!!

After a cringe conversation with parents he rushed upstairs to talk with his brother and man is guy an asshole, he is the kinda guy that starts flexing to virgin that he ain't one anymore, but leaves out the fact that he cums in like 5 seconds smh. Man is in this never lest his teen edgy phase such a sad dude.

Bruh the rest is uninteresting slice of life family life :barf:

SKIMMING INTENSIFIES!!!

Ight Naive Cringe Boi is now heading off to the Wannabe Big Brain School by using the bus, since the parents want to give him the least attention that they possibly can in order not to waste their precious time. Anyways on the bus he met some kid names Tenshi and they got along pretty quicky, for some reason Mister Naive Cringe Boi keeps pulling up with that UDdfjndfkfndDSDS I AMMU AAA LNUUU PROGONISTOOOOOO, Like we get man but your thoughts are more boring than fucking Teletubies. I watch that shit over hearing this little shit think any time of the day.

Anyways they spilt up and headed to their respected classes. Character names were introduced that I had no interest in and uhhh lots EXPOSITION and a hot homeroom teacher plus OH MAH GAWD THE LAST 5 WORST STUDENTS GRADES GONNA GET EXPELLED.

OH MY GAWD WHAT A PLOT PLOT!!!

Yeah.... uh we do not care so.....

NEXT!

Chap 3

Already Cringe boi wanted to pick up a girl in dungeon but sadly this was a high school and the girl in question Sawada Gina was a rude piece of shit so... I guess our Boi just had to go the cafeteria alone, oh well mission failed better luck next time, although he screams beta virgin energy so I doubt he will ever get some during the 3 years of tryharding!

Naive Cringe Boi met Fujimura and Sato which are basically down bad side character that only knew woman from they porn they have watched for the past 2 years. Anyways They were in HOLY IS SCHOOL IS SCARY HOW TF CAN ALL GET GOOD SCORES FOR THIS SHIT? So they started brainstorming, but they forgot one detail: That they are more retarded that one guy who mistook cum for milk and mixed up with fruit for a milkshake :skull:. Anyways they coudn't come up with anything and the non important side character left Naibu to desperately try to get some spare coochie.

Then our boy Tenshi showed up having a slice of life sht convo, like why can't they never talk about how big their dicks are, I would totally read that with full attention. Smh Author can't even think of interesting things, I bet his life is just sitting behind the computer roasting people all day to feel better about his pathetic existence.

Naive Cringe Boi tries to talk to Sawada yet again, of course failing but at least we can appreciate the effort lol, then when Naibu went to his room some random girl was telling to watch out for Tenshi, like who the fuck do you think you are to just give unwanted advice you rude bitch so learn some manner, but I bet your parents weren't educated to teach you those.

Anyways her name is Chisa Ida and she dipped after the warning.

NEXT!

chap 4

To give you short description of the class during the 4 weeks time skip. They are lazy as fuck like to the point they rather piss in their bed instead walking for 2 meters to the nearest bathroom. They are not understand a single thing that is being explained, if that is the case why are these mentally disabled garbage people even going to school? Bruh and how can you be competitive IF YOU DON'T KNOW SHT!!! Heck a 4 year old has to tutor them teaching the table of 10 at this point because that is the level of their intelligence.

Fujimura tried to get some mock exams but of course his entire life has he been a failure so no exams lol another class took it rip, the hoes and the simps were all mad now since they the only thing they are good at is blame others for their own shortcomings, no wonder these these children are bastard none of them were wanted at birth rip XD XD XD.

Anyway Naive Cringe Boi whipped his phone outta his ass and start doing some protag strats. Turns out Tenshi had the test and he was willing to help Naibu by giving him some copies for the entire class, calming those menopaused virgins in his classroom.

He got the test a day later and the class was almost so down bad that they would suck his dick for his hard work, but Naibu is virgin cringe boi so we know that would never happen. The day this MC gets laid, would mean fucking body pillows would be accepted into western society, and we know that would never happen.

Anyways he met some random dude when Naive Cringe boi was taking a stroll but that ain't important now so.....

NEXT!

chap 5

*class-o-pedia doesn't count so SKIP!*

Alright 2 weeks have passed and nothing has happend till now, jeSUS protags like is more boring than listening to some free royalty tunes tutorial videos on how you need to shave your arms pits.

Anyways Naive Cringe Boi was studying one day before the test and for some reason his single brain cell activated and got a vision from the LN gods that the rest might or more like ALWAYS HAVE BEEN RIGGED. BITCH HOW THE FUCK DIDN'T NOTICE THAT SOONER YOU STUPID FUCK, WHAT HAS THIS MAN EVEN BEEN DOING ALL THIS TIME? MASTURBATING? PLAYING FUCKING GENSHIN OR SOMETHING!!! NIGLET HOW THE FUCK DID YO NEVER CHECK THE BOOK ARE YOU KIDDING ME? EVERYTHING REGARDING HIS PARENTS MAKES SENSE NOW!!! SMFH!!! IT WOULD HAVE MADE NO DIFFERENCE IF YOU BLIND YOU FUCKING DOG ON 3 LEGS!!

Anyways Tenshi blocked his ass and decided that the only by telling the class that shit is going haywire is by Usain Bolting around until he finds a classmate that is down bad enough to walk around at night, since he doesn't have the contact info of his class, which is his own fault for not socialising correctly.

He found Fujimura who went on a hypocrite rant explaining why Naibu is retarded and why should hang himself for 5 minutes and also a punch in the face plus running away.

Naibu had no other thing left he could do so he studied the books for the rest of the night.

AND I AM DONE!!!

Bruh this story is legit a 3rd grade Classroom Of The Elite story where instead having a chad as a MC had a pussy beta bitchass. I mean the author had to self insert so it makes sense. This story is so badly written that 3 year old laughs at his work for being beyond redeemable garbage. I think the author in question needs the actually get some brain cells before attempting a story like this.

SHITaccounti/10 would rather give my left testical to a random hobo for free than read this trash again.

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD Not a joke my story actually trash lmao.

Final Review:

I can't give opinions on my own story, so just check momentie essay and based on that, there is a lot from this story to be desired, but when I finish vol.2 I will revamp the chapters for a better reader experience.

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P.S.S: (Welp my self roast is next rip my non existent reputation)

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