Day 1. 14/03/22

1:00PM

"My name is Eric. My eyes flutter open to the sound of... nothing. It's already far too late in the day for the chime of the morning birds, and yet, here I am, starting my day at this forsaken time."

18 years of age, no knowledge of any bomb threat at his place of residence. Full name: Eric Bong. His day has started in the bathroom; another day, another nickel.

"How will I avoid the Bro Hand today, I wonder..." Eric thought to himself as the toothbrush vibrated between his back molars. Gay.

1:30PM

Eric's made sure to make his footsteps noticeably audible as he trot down the stairs, alerting his mother to kick off his first meal of the day - potato crisps. Another ordinary day in the life of Eric Bong.

Current bomb threat: 0.