Chapter 1:

Day 1. 14/03/22

100 days until Eric's house explodes


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"My name is Eric. My eyes flutter open to the sound of... nothing. It's already far too late in the day for the chime of the morning birds, and yet, here I am, starting my day at this forsaken time."Bookmark here

18 years of age, no knowledge of any bomb threat at his place of residence. Full name: Eric Bong. His day has started in the bathroom; another day, another nickel.
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"How will I avoid the Bro Hand today, I wonder..." Eric thought to himself as the toothbrush vibrated between his back molars. Gay.Bookmark here

1:30PMBookmark here

Eric's made sure to make his footsteps noticeably audible as he trot down the stairs, alerting his mother to kick off his first meal of the day - potato crisps. Another ordinary day in the life of Eric Bong.
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Current bomb threat: 0.
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Blueberry
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Sevenlock
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Bubbles
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Momentie
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potadd!!
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