The Hives Chronicles
'What happened, doc?'
'Was it the bees?'
'I already treated you for the bee stings. It was probably something food related.'
'I was eating bees.'
'You are a fucking idiot™️.'
'I also ate some chocolates.'
'Did the chocolates have nuts in them?'
'Yes. All kinds of nuts.'
'You may have a nut allergy.'
'No— No… No– It can't be.'
'Just don't eat nuts lmao.'
'Doc, you don't understand. How can I, ShittyAcorn, have a nut allergy?'
'I have anal cancer.'
'What am I supposed to do now?'
'I already gave you a shot. You can go home.'
'Your shots are like magic, doc. What do you put in them?'
'Is that supposed to be good for you?'
'I don't know. If I had a medical degree, I might have known. Although, even then I might not have told you because of how annoying you are. All I know for sure is that whenever I give someone heroin, they stop complaining. And if there's one thing in this world that I can't stand, it's whiny sons of bitches like you.'
'Thank you, doc.'
'I hate you. Get out of my clinic.'
I got out of his clinic. I realised that I needed to find a new doctor. A proper one. The mafia doctor wouldn't cut it anymore.