Just what the doctor ordered

'What happened, doc?'

'Allergic reaction.'

'Was it the bees?'

'I already treated you for the bee stings. It was probably something food related.'

'I was eating bees.'

'You are a fucking idiot™️.'

'I also ate some chocolates.'

'Did the chocolates have nuts in them?'

'Yes. All kinds of nuts.'

'You may have a nut allergy.'

'No— No… No– It can't be.'

'Just don't eat nuts lmao.'

'Doc, you don't understand. How can I, ShittyAcorn, have a nut allergy?'

'I have anal cancer.'

'What am I supposed to do now?'

'I already gave you a shot. You can go home.'

'Your shots are like magic, doc. What do you put in them?'

'Heroin.'

'Is that supposed to be good for you?'

'I don't know. If I had a medical degree, I might have known. Although, even then I might not have told you because of how annoying you are. All I know for sure is that whenever I give someone heroin, they stop complaining. And if there's one thing in this world that I can't stand, it's whiny sons of bitches like you.'

'Thank you, doc.'

'I hate you. Get out of my clinic.'

I got out of his clinic. I realised that I needed to find a new doctor. A proper one. The mafia doctor wouldn't cut it anymore.