Chapter 0:
Kounji No B Movie (Creating a B Movie)
A star is born
This story is written more like a diary were multiple point of view is shown for every story and always starts with Kouji point of view our ever normal part timer
Side A
Day one
Dear mother I'm already at the city everything is OK here I'm looking for dormitory to stay in it seems that there was a vacant near the north side of the shopping district and the price seems to be cheap I'm heading there after I stop at school to register my student ID
After sending his text Kouji started to walk toward the bus going to his new school and there his eyes was fixed on the view from the bus window as for this was his first time at the big city he seem enjoying everything he see but due to his calm expression not a emotion was showing from his face
His appearance was slender and tall for his age and his face was more than average yet for some reason he doesn't even care as high school girls was trying hard to get him to interact with them but as his over the top clueless personality he just gives them a simple smile every time tries to have a conversation with him
As the bus moves a small accident occur and the bus suddenly stop everyone was push toward the front as the people were all yank to ward Kouji he slide on the center area and gave the girls a tap on their back keeping the m from being thrown toward the front saving them from dropping toward the floor.
The reason for this little feat is Kouji vision is little special for every time he is not wearing his glasses his vision becomes too clear to the point that he sees the world from a more than one point at a time giving him to interact in a full area view and able to do things in a different perspective but due to the vast information he receives he always have headache if he doesn't wear any glasses that ships his vision to normal
After saving the girls beside him he pick up his glasses a ware them and before the girls was able to say a word to him he was already out side the bus looking at the accident on the road
The accident was a light post that fallen across the street and as the police was giving instruction to move the traffic to the other side of the road but due to the head to head collision the driver was still arguing on who is to pay for the damage done to their cars
Kouiji: it's just few blocks I guess I'll start walking
He look on his side and saw a old alley and started walking towards it
For some reason as he walk toward that area he seem to feel little bit chilly and was summer it so pose to be hot but now it seems to be more quiet the sudden he can't hear any noisy traffic sounds any more
His instinct was telling his to turn back but he needs to finish his registration today or else he may not able to get any class for this semester
Upon seeing the school tower building from a far he started to walk faster knowing the exit is almost near
Suddenly he heard a cats voice behind him and as he turn took at it a large person suddenly show up in front of him
Kouji: ahhh Sorry..
Kouji was push back upon impact and the stranger reach his hand towards him
Kouji: Sorry I was not looking don't worry I'm fine
Kouji, reach toward the strangers hand and was ready to grab it but in a split second the stranger grab his bag then ran away
Yes he was rob that was a thief
A second later he stand up and started running toward the thief but for somebody with a large round built he was fast Kouji was struggling just to keep up with him as he turn the next corner he saw the school he was suppose to be going to but as he look around the area the thief was already gone the only thing he has on him was his mobile phone his money and ID was inside his bag
So he walk toward the police station to file a robbery and after a hour he came out from the station looking at the sky saying
Kouji: what am I gonna do now?
He is bit down knowing he was going to end up calling his mom and tell her about what just happen
She work night and day just to get enough money for him just to study in a good college now that money is gone his school fee is already paid for but the money in his bag was for his living expenses a whole four years worth he was suppose to open a bank after he submitted his form
So after submitting his form he walk around all day hoping to get a job well at least he needs to try before he calls his mom for help
He went to the a store and look at some ads and started job hunting he started with the waiter job on a coffee shop but as he was doing the interview a water line in front of the shop burst flooded the store the manager started to walk run toward the front of the shop and said
Manager: it's gonna take a while to fix this kid sorry I guess we're gonna need to fix the whole shop so I'll just keep you on hold OK comeback after a we..
The sink just exploded taking out the register
Manager : make that never
With that Kouji said
It's gonna be OK it's just bad luck and started walking toward his need appointment
This time was a delivery service but as he walk toward the place the shop owner was shouting
Owner: I won the lottery yessss!!!! No more jobs for me I'm going to hawaii!!!
Kouji didn't say a word and walk toward his next interview
This was not what he expect "wanted a person to talk to clients for money payment" at the moment he open the shop door he say people with sword and guns
Yup that was a Yakuza and he was going to be asking for protection money
Kouiji: sorry wrong door
He close the door slowly and ran as fast as he can to his next interview
With a heavy heart he look at the notice on the ad
Kouji: it's already dark and this is my last job I guess I have to call back this one doesn't work
The location was bit weird it was a open lot with a small box container office in the middle
Their was a to be sold sign on the side of the road
Kouji: guess this is it
He open the door and it open up to a very furnish office he went inside while looking back at the way he got in its little big inside or maybe it's just my imagination
A large round guy wearing a Hawaiian shirt smiled at him in while sitting on his desk
Round guy: Wellcome
He was wearing a large retro sun glass covering his eyes and from his appearance he is around fifty or six years old with hair only on his arms and chest his head part seem to be almost at its last strands
Kouiji: I'm here for the part time job
He pointed at the sofa and spoke
Round guy: just relax and have a seat please call me Steve I'm the director of this company
Kouji: I'm Kouji Misaki nice to meet you I'm here for the job of being extra on your projects
Steve: yes yes I see you look like you can handle the job yes yes I see
He pointed at my side were a glass of water was place
Steve: have a drink
Kouji: um thank you
He started talking about the job that I was gonna do it was a extra on a movie he is making and as I look around the room I can seen Sci fi posters all around us and the spaceships and costume was amazing yet I never seen any of it came out on any cinema it must be a on video only sale in other words it a B movie production, he said he has a staple fan base so no worry his movie does sell
Steve: so are you interested the pay may not be that good but I'll be letting you live in our crew dorm with transport so you could go to school any time you want to no worry my schedule is flexible so are in?
Kouji: if you willing to add some box much lunch with that I would do any stunt you tell me to do
Steve: yes yes I see that's good so after you sign this contract their will be a bus waiting for you out side
Kouji: we start today?
Steve: yes yes time is money so please hurry my staff is being paid by the hour so if you mind
He place the weird looking pen on Kouji hand and pointed at the document on the table
Kouji: the last panel has a smear of ink to it I can't read the words on it um wait this one seem to read danger?
Steve: oh sorry that was my bad this was a mist print it seem the printer print head is broken and no worry that reads to make sure your safe from dangerous accidents
He smiled and pointed at document again
A sound of horn was heard from out side
Steve: their waiting please
Kouji started signing all four panel of the document up to the last
Steve place the document into his drawer desk and a sound of a text tone came out from his table and the a he took out a card from the other side desk of the table
Steve: yes yes it came out nicely here you go that's your ID card please don't lose it their expensive plus it's your room key now now the bus is waiting please I'll be coming to the site after a hour I'll be setting the armada crew for our first recording
Kouji said thanks started walking towards the door
Steve:break a leg
He smiled waving his hands
As I walk outside there was a bus waiting for me and looks like the crew was already in costume the alien driver looks awesome and the robot look so real and they even started practicing their line cause all I can hear was alien language it was so cool I think I'm gonna like this job.
Side B
Captains log 568K6O
This is Captain S3V DIOU
We are the guards men of this protected system V4U
This is one of the last under develop colony as it local calls it Earth
It's inhabitants has not matured yet to be able to travel to space as one of the rare race that still in its infancy we the guards men are appointed to keep unwanted warlord in en slaving the unprepared earthlings and other planets that has less technological achievements
With our artificial wave form transfer each our base are link to each other giving us chance to guard all protected systems but dire time has come a large armada with undesirable numbers just gate out from Saturn and made a base of operation there but due to a non contact law we are not able to get near the solar system for each planet there is a property of its own first inhabitants so I can't enter their system
We already place a space line perimeter around this system yet they were able to gate out how can that be
This is not good earth is not ready for space yet
I guess this is the time to use the hero protocol
S3V: computer find the most clueless person on that planet and make sure he fits the requested by the Council
Commander: we are ready to gate behind the moon cloak field ready
Main base has detach from the space line belt
Computer: hundred sixty subjects found
S3V: narrow it down to best combatant
Computer: twenty subject found
Commander: generator on full burst open gate
S3V: find one that will look good on a military uniform
Computer: Five found
Commander: Gate in
S3V: find the cheapest candidate
Commander:............
Staff:............
The people in the room look at the captain with cold stare
Computer: One found
S3V: what?
Commander: nothing sir um ..... gate out
S3V: computer link to the earth satellites and find our chosen hero
Computer: target found
S3V: On screen
Computer: all information of the subject is now loaded into your brace fiber
S3V: Nice he fits the role well .. computer ready me a scenario that will allow us to recruit him in a minimum budget
The staff look at the captain with cold stares again
S3V: OK now the hero protocol was not give a budget by the Council cause they never think that anyone could past thru the space line so this special protocol will be deducted from my pocket money
Girl staff: cheapskate
S3V: OK fine computer find a way to add more budget to our hero protocol
Computer: Adding captain cheapskate program to protocol
Commander: stealth drones ready protocol commencing
Computer: drone fire
The drone fired a super heated plasma snipe at a light post dropping it on the middle of the street
Computer: target has left the vehicle and now on route to the learning facility opening a stealth gate subject is now on the training ground on the ship and is now set to mimic street area that the subject was taking route and now place on a loop
S3V: OK that a good start now what's next?
Computer: now the captain will go there and steal his bag
S3V: huh why me?
Computer: we are using the cheapskate hero protocol
Before the the captain could react the staff gave him the cold stare again
S3V: Fine don't expect any bonus this year
Commander: but you never give us any bonus pay
S3V:but what about the cake?
Staff: that was from your ex wife
S3V: and the chocolate
Commander: that was from me
S3V: Wine?
Computer: we confiscated that from a arms dealer
S3V: I didn't know that aaaaah fine but why do the captain have to do grunt work
Commander: cover your body with this please
S3V: it feel weird
Computer: gate in captain in janitor suit
S3V: Eh what?
Commander: good hunting sir
S3V: wait why em I on the air aaaah !!!!!
He drop on front of Kouji bumping him to the ground
S3V: nice even with such impact he still OK we got a winner now for the bag
Kouji: ahhh Sorry..
Kouji was push back upon impact and the captain reach his hand towards him
Kouji: Sorry I was not looking don't worry I'm fine
S3V: sorry kid this is for the sake of your race
He grabbed the bag started to run away
S3V: computer hurry gate him out
Computer:Kouji gate out gate in captain
S3V: so what I miss
Staff Girl: this fell wrong somehow
Commander: sir permission to punch your face
S3V: it's not my fault the computer made me steal his bag
Computer:, don't blame the AI I'm just using your cheapskate hero protocol
S3V: hey I'm the one gonna be paying him
Staff: sir why are you holding his wallet
S3V: well to tell you the truth we don't have any earth money so
He turn around spoke
S3V: OK time to finish my task ready the room computer
The captain gate out while whistling
Commander: the cheapskate is on route ready the combatant on the drop ship equipment delta configuration OK let's finish this
After they fired few more rounds and use transfer to stop Kouji from getting any jobs
At the last stop they place a drop ship clock in for of a small container box office and there the captain in costume was waiting
The room was a hologram created to look like a producer office and there they made him sign the hero protocol contract with a special DNA pen that confirm the following contract.
Fist sign
With this sign I pledge my loyalty to the Council of united planet and now become part of the guards men
Second sign
With this sign I have become the sole representative of my own race and will become it permanent benefactor and guardian our species
Third sign
With this sign I am now the owner of this system and any legislation on event that unfold to its shall need my approval or it shall not be valid
Fourth sign
With this sign I shall depend this system to my almost being from any dangerous entity that wish to harm it
Upon signing this the hero protocol is approved
Kouiji was given the authority badge disguise as a employee card and now with the representative from other world he get on a gate ship disguise as a bus going to gate out on the ring of Saturn and it's final destination is the guards men battle base on one of its moon
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