Getting isekai'd

"Finished. Tested. Approved." Hoshiko, like any other day, was making another bloody invention / science experiment.

It had become a daily thing for her and Louis to regroup at the lab and discuss a little. Hoshiko would then vacate to her occupations a.k.a. Science stuff, with Louis sitting nearby, either doing some homework or playing with his phone.

However, the science she did in the back had changed after the start of their relationship. Well... It is true that the majority of it was still just regular old stuff. But from time to time, almost like a clock, she would do a project that was related to Louis.

And today was one of those days.

"And here I was thinking this would be a good day..."

This was, indeed, not going to be a good day for Louis, after all, today's experiment would be the source of a great tragedy : his own death.

"...What?..."

Louis turned his head toward his girlfriend, a stern expression, emotionless eyes looking right back at him... She was just standing there... menacingly.
Sadly, Louis own hubris would lead to his very demise. His laziness got the better of him when he was tasked by myself to obtain a spare key for the lab. He didn't listen. And that is what would ultimately seal his fate.

"Louis !" Hoshiko raised her voice which made Louis push a small screech.

"Sometime, you have to die before you can really live."

Louis mind ran at full power : 'Why?'
What did he do to make her wants to kill him. What lied behind this mask which she called a face?

"Don't be afraid, you will not die... Not exactly..."

"Huh?"

"You see my last experiment to make you more romantic was a... Failed success. Whatever you want to call it." Hoshiko took a moment before she finally spoke.

"I wondered why, with the same amount of love that I have for you, you were not that attached to me. And then it hit me. Some couple only realize their love for one another when they are separated."

She again took a pause before resuming.
"I thought out every possibility to temporarily tear us apart. And I found the best solution possible. I stole a truck."

"You... You're going to kidnap me? Put me in some random island?" Louis' fear was as bottomless pit. He took a look at the abyss. And the abyss smiled back : "No. I'm going to isekai the shit out of you. And you'll come back."

"Ah...Ahahah...." Louis let out a small laugh. Craziness you may think but no... He was just realizing something. An enormous flaw of Hoshiko's plan.

"We are on the second floor. Did you think I would obediently go outside and let you run me over?"

"Ahahah..." Hoshiko let out the same exact laugh. But this one... This one was creepier. Because it proved that she predicted such... inconvenience.

"You come here everyday, enjoying the sight of me making progress. But you still think of me as a stupid woman? I didn't really steal a truck..."

The woman took a few steps back and grabbed something laying behind a desk. Louis couldn't see what it was and neither could he predict it as he didn't pay attention to what she was doing before.

"I stole the bumper."

The glimmer of hope that Louis felt totally disappeared. When the narrator say something is going to happen, it is going to. He hoped that the absurdity of the situation would save him, but now that his life was just one clean hit away. He knew he wouldn't be able to fight back.
He sighed. At least he could die with dignity if he just stood still.

"Don't worry, your body will still be alive, it'll just knock out your soul..."

**BONK**

"My head... What? Where am I?"

"Heaven Louis. Well... Not really... You are in another's world heaven. You got hit by a truck from what I can tell and won a free ticket to another life."

"Can I just go back? I'm pretty sure my body is ok. You can just... you know... push my soul back in and call it a day..."

"No I can't do that... Your soul insurance doesn't cover these kinds of mishaps... I need you to go to customs before I give you a power and send you."

"Customs? I'm... I'm a soul, I don't even have clothes on. Actually, could you give me some?"

"Here."

"Oh... That looks awesome..."

"Just so you know, you're not keeping it when reincarnated."

"Ooh."

"As for the customs, we just need to remove any knowledge of ideologies that might bring doom to this world..."

"Like what?"

"Capitalism, communism, socialism, anarchism, fascism, liberalism, colonialism... You know... The modern shitshow."

...

...

"Its weird..."

"What is..."

"He is not here... It feels so calm now. Not that I miss him."

"Who?"

"No don't worry... So you talked about powers? What can I get?"

"Well you either browse this big-ass book or you can tell me what you want and I'll give you something that comes close to it."

"Can I... predict what's going to happen? Premonition?"

"Well, we don't have premonition itself but I think I found something that suit you pretty well... Welp. Good luck !"

"What? That fast?"

**Bonk**