Chapter 42:

EliteWarrior910 - "A Wolf Among Rats"

ALTaccounti's Roasting Book! (Reopened)


Parody Summary:

I was fated to die in a cage, oh fucking god thinking back on that I am already getting horny. Everyone who opposed the Holy Penis of Pedo Church was sent there as an exemple, too bad they didn't buttfuck me as I was down for it. Those damn Call for Arms indirectly set me free. Now I do as if I defy the Temple as a secret agent for the princess of Solaris, in hoping to get caught by them again, so that they can finally take my anal virginity. Although the princess has a torture fetish so she puts us against litteral fucking gods, like woman you lose the damn war!

This novel has high action penis play and gore fetishes.

Will the mc get buttfucked? And will the reader become ultra down bad?

Read "A Kinky Wolf Among Large Church Penises" to find out!

Chap 1

Okay we are somewhere, joined by a fat fuck virgin ass bitch named Nick, some blond elf thot, and mc who's name is I think... Ren? I still need to confirm they are talking about who is going to be next gamer gurl bait.

Okay its very boring at this point but basically a different races (except humans) need to walk around with a mark on them, you know world war 2 style :skull:

Ight still boring fam, bro I rather look at my granny sewing is more interesting than this wannabe resistance with no action. This book is the reason why you shouldn't watch too much ww2 anyways.....

SKIMMING INTENSIFIES!!!!

Bro they keep talking about their plan, they left Nick's house at this point talking about distraction and tunnels and rivers, like could you tell us why you people are even doing this.

Dude these people are hella retarded. What if I just pull up at your house and just start spouting random bullshit about some plan about stealing bras from your Victoria Secret and did not give any explanation on why, and you of course would just agree to be my accomplice just because? That has been this chapter basically lmao, I think sniffing crack is better option than to keep whatever the fuck I am reading lol.

Anyways back to grind.

Bruh so they met up in the morning again to execute their whatever plan in main market square or how I like to call it "The Hood in medieval times" one thing I don't understand is that these characters have lower value than my sperm count and yet they talk like Bri'ish nobles from the 1500's that also got a pole up their ass. Wait Ren is not MC its a different person.

To give a update to the situation MC is basically doing a bootleg public shanking because he is too pussy to commit mass genocide lmao what a fukin loser, even American public shooter got more game than you, MC's life holds 0 purpose and should just become a sex slave because that is the only way he would ever get coochie in his life lololololol.

Oh fuck after MC is holding a kid hostage the assassin's creed bootleg church pedo gang is coming for his virgin booty. Sheesh its a hot thotty thicc bitch, dude drop the kid she just called you a sinner isn't that fukin hawt!!!! Get that coochie beta boi!!!!

Ight the lady name is Summer and asked mc to lay his weapon, I mean I would do it if I get to lay her instead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Anyways Mr. Uninteresting managed to escape...

NEXT!!!

Chap 2

Nigga I don't care where you ended up, like when do we get to see more bitches???!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Ehem okay time for more worldbuilding that nobody gives a single shit about. Okay there are Dwarfs, Lizards these live on the south side of the city and Elf's and Jarcoba (basicallly big titty doge gurls) in the north. So MC need to get out of where he is since everybody is racist as fuck.

LMAO MC IS TALKING ABOUT HITTING ON GURLS...

HOMIE YOU ARE A MASSIVE VIRGIN BETA CUCK, I BET YOU MASTURBATE WHILE ALL YOUR TRASH ASS SLOPPY ASS THOTS ARE GETTING FUCKED IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES. YOU LEGIT HAVE 0 GAME LIKE A HOBO THAT HASN'T SHOWERED IN 2 YEARS GETS MORE PUSSY THAN YOU LMAO.

You got no bitches MC stop misleading the readers, even an ant has more value than the mc will ever have. Bro just gfto and get wasted in a dark alley way or something.

So Ren and MC meet up and he instantly got mad saying why he snatched the kid and with that I agree. WHAT MC ARE YOU A FUKIN PEDO TOO YOU LIKE THAT 6 YEAR OLD BOI PUSSY OR SOMETHING?!!!!!

JeSUS that is SUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Oh MC name is Kar but I will just keep calling him MC since he is just a lower lifeform that doesn't deserve a name lmao trashhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Ren and MC have a full boring ass ideological philosophical wannabe Naruto and Sasuke gay fight, but fail miserably.

We do not care!

Moving on!

SKIMMING INTENSIFIES!!!!

Seems like MC and Ren wanna escape from Nick massive 10 inch cock. I mean that is what he told his mom, apperently he is too poor to afford an apartment and still lives with his mommy and remember this is the same guy that talked about getting bitches LMAO fukin donkey hahahahaha.

OKAY WHAT?!

This man went to change to watch the kids for his mom but he doesn't even shower like damn you damn sweaty balls ass bitch *sniffs* damn you stink bro gtfo reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Anyways he is telling those little shit a story which we don't give a crap about so...

SKIMIMING INTENSIFIES!!!!

Some Pedos *ahem* Templars are outside and they are blind as fuck as always.

NEXT!

Chap 3

Pedo's... I mean Templars are doing an interrogation of some sort but for the rest that is really is it so......

SKIMMINING INTENSIFIES

wait he is a father of 3?!!!! meaning that "mom" was actually his wife well shit.... anyways MC still a bitch ass beta cuck that will never change or maybe I am misreading idk this book tends to be a bit confusing for me. Oh well I will figure it out somehow.

OH SHIT BIG TITTY BITCH SUMMER IS BACK FUCK YES PLEASE GET A ROOM AND DEFILE THAT THOT!!!!!!!!!!

Ew stop talking as if you people got bank you both ain't nobles for shit, speak normal english you throat fuckers.

WAIT?!

Just because MC is jacked asf and has a micropenis makes him a thief, so does it mean that Summer is a first class whore because she has big titties? What is this logic they are stupid as fuck, a 3 year old that got a 0 on his test is smarter than whatever the fuck these 2 bozos are.

Dude accept her offer and just put that D in DAYUM IS THAT SO HARD?!!!!! Destroy that church pussy you beta garbage of a MC.

Holy MC is dipping now in this high action chase scene finally something interesting in this damn story!!! man got in jail he failed but successfully!!! HE CAN FINALLY RECEIVE BBC IN HIS BUTTHOLE YASHHHHH!!! Stop being angry about being locked up MC just spread fucking buttcheeks dayum.

Yes MC your tied up in jail yoru dream has come true instead of escaping why don't you spread those cheeks!!!! Lets goo some man has come to mc's cell to interrogate him, well he kinda needs to answer or else some skinny maidenless kid and former discord mod in a hood will crush his micro penis. Sigh Mister dick grabbed mc and did some kinky torture play, DAYUM THE ENTIRE CELL IS MOANING IN AGONY!!! SHEESH Author could't hide his down bad fetishes huh? I mean he needs to release his inner frustations somehow as he never gets dom game lmao.

JeSUS MC's toe nail just flew off like a air plain!

Basically the torture keeps on going for several days!

NEXT!!!

chap 4

MC's is a dog on a leash now sheesh he must be enjoying for the degenerate he is. He is dragged to a poduim to be made an example off, deadass I am yawning while reading this I need some fun roastable content, this book is so boring that I would rather play Genshin Impact and believe me this insult is harder than MC's cock when he gets buttraped lmao.

so...

SKIMMING INTENSIFIES!!!

Bruh this one big endless toture fest MC got branded and yeeted into a small cage, bruh author must have written this with a raging boner lol. And btw Ren just looked at him like a cuck, as he wanted to be torture but too bad lmao. Now we have some of the others that also got kinky torure talk about sht that nobody is interested in, I deadass would rather watch fortnite comps on youtube than to read any more of their bullshit. The new peeps are called Naz and Maheed just for you to know that I'm still actually reading this.

Ren couldn't rescue MC but still wanted to suck his dick however there was no time so he just dipped after giving him food. AH YEAH THE PRINCESS IS HERE TIME FOR SOME IDIOTICY JEJAHHHHHH!!!!

Chap 5

(Man you sure are not making my life easy with these bibles as chapters, no wonder this book has religious themes T-T)

MC sniffed some hard copium and thinks that he can free them by using the simpaty card on her. Looks like they were being right on becoming free trial soldiers for the Sol Pedo Church. YOOO MC DID A SIMP MOVE AND NOW WANTS OUT OF THE CAGE TO KISS HER FEET SHEESH MAH BOI!!!

AND IT WORKED THEY NOW SERVE UNDER THE PRINCESS!!!

Bruh Maheed and Naz are salty that mc freed them, deadass they should have just peepee sliced off smh the audacity of these lower slave trash is astonishing.

DAYUM After 2 years of playing League of Legends MC and the gang can finally get a shower HURRAAY!!!! They secretly hoped they were going to get ther dick sucked but losers like them will always have no bitches nor female nor male, so after seething for 3 hours they finally arrived at the princess who was happy for some reason lmao.

LOL PRINCESS HAVE A EXIBONIST KINK!!! Bro author is really isn't hidding all these self inserts hahaha, but at least MC and le gang get to see some coochie probably being the first and last time in their lives lol.

Expriments? AYO?!!

She is a lunatic?

Miss princess let me lick ur toes :weary:

IM DONE BOIIIII!!!!

For real though this author had way to much mastubation time on his hand and basically decided to create a garbage story filled with self inserts and torture kinks. Author probably never had a dom maiden in real life so he had to get rid of his pent up frustrations somewhere lmao.

No Dom Maidens/10 would rather sell my kidney for 5 cents than to read this trash again!

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Final Review:

Ngl It's not really my cup of tea but the writing quality seem to be good. The story is alright I guess, nonetheless the real appeal of this novel is the torture kinks, if you get off on that then this book is for you lmao.

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P.S.S: (I finally finished this after rotting in wattpad for 2 months)

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