Chapter 0:

C8H11NO2

I Am on Crack


Who am I?

I don't know!

Where am I?

I don't know!

Where am I going?

I don't know!

But I'll get there!

That's my promise to you as Katakira Hoshiko, the brightest star in the universe!

Am I an idol? Am I a celebrity?

Hell no! I'm none of these wackass things! Don't lump me in with those stupid fuckin' freeloaders!

That's right!

I'm comin' right at you, whether you like it or not, and I'm gonna knock you straight outta the goddamn stratosphere! All you can do is retreat into that comfy little space where you watch your favorite streamers do the things that you wanna do, right?

Well, NO MORE! I'm comin' for that ass, CHUGGA CHUGGA!

It's time to be happy even without your make-believe little fantasies!

What's that? Impossible, you say?

Well, how about this? I'll destroy the world!