Parsatag - "MiracleBound" (Heavy Roasting Warning!) (Also giving my homie some help!)

Parody summary:

Olive Seeth was always your below average, lazy as fuck and bad boy.

Well on the outside...... I think?

One night out with friends he took some weird mushrooms and before he knew it, he found himself into a strange world with strange magic and superpowers. With war crimes increasing along with desperate behavior to make life more mysterious, he'll have to cope his hardest if he doesn't want to get chronic depression, fight hard not get branded as a beta and survive in this world.

This book is 36 long chapter Spinoff of a book that only has 3 chapters ColorBound. This is the most big brain thing I've ever seen in the history of webnovels lmao.

Will Olive win at life or end up seething?

Read "MidBound" to find out!

chapter 0

(Oh boy ALT ALLLLTT!!! We have another Chunky big boi chapter over here hahaha suffer you dumbass!!)

Okay it legit starts with "today is not my day." Like dude I don't even know what happened you think can read minds MC? And who said that we would be interested in your boring ass life? I bet my dog has more stories to bark about then your sad existence.

Oh god.......

I can't believe author named a character wearing a orange belt with an Eagle on it "Captain Eagle" 420/10 for originality let me tell you that lmao. Yo these character are on a acid trip or something I girl legit has metal snakes as arm, bruh imagine if you had to hold hands with her your ass would go straight to the ER :skull: her name btw is Cyn Cyn..... jeSUS that's cringe would in the right mind would name their child that smh. It's as if the parents where too lazy and just went to a random name generator because this kid ain't worth their time lol.

Oh yeah they were fighting and using some weird orb magic shit, anyways the fight scene was so bad that even B movies seem Oscar worthy compared to this.

OH HELL NAH SAYING ATTACK NAMES OUT LOUD?

CRINGE!!!!!!

Bruh now I get it, they were playing Bootleg Super Smash Bros because they couldn't afford the real one lmao. Btw this reference totally flew over head lol my bad that I don't play enough mid games.

You know what I play? Call of Duty and that is sure ain't degenerate I tell you lmao.

Anyways MC's sister got destroyed by MC in this match, but it makes sense since he probably have no friends and waste his life playing this single game.

Oh my god not the cringe family Olive is Cringe, Lucy is Cringe and Mom has that basic light novel mummy vibe to it like no milf whatsoever pretty mid.

Man this shit is hella boring talking about mommy and daddy about a fight Oliver wasn't even involved with.

SKIMMING INTENSIFIES!!

something about HomeCorp lab seems like a generic superhero set up to me, I guess the creativity was dead for this one OUCH!

CONTINUE SKIMMING!

Bruh Lucy is fucking pussy and a weakling however I can't really blame her since her parents are fucking skinny ass pushovers that have never exercised in their lives before. The fact that she started crying over a bunch of 5th graders calling her names smh because they wanted to steal her table. BRUH FUCKING CUSS THEM OUT, PULL THEIR HAIR, HECK FUCKING SPIT ON THEM YOU DAMN LOSER OF SOCIETY GROW SOME BALLS!!

Bruh you know what she did?

SHE RAN AWAY OMG AAAAHHHH THIS BETA BEHAVIOUR IS MAKING ME PISSED.

L + Ratio + Get gud + Beta + Trash Family + To go the Gym + Nerd Emoji + Disappointment

OH big bro gonna show those kids tomorrow!!!

FIGHTO!!!!

LETS GOOOOO!!!

........

LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

LISTEN LISTEN.

MC locked the door and went under some chunibyo type of shit XD. Bro this man sounds like even more cringy version of Shadow the Hedgehog. The fact that he also speaks like a 10 year old doesn't make it any better lol. He seemed like the type of kid that makes roblox tiktok forcing himself to have a deep voice lmao.

JeSUS this reads like a fanfic but its not XD.

The cringe here is just too much.

NEXT!

Chap 1

OF COURSE YOU HAD TO HAVE THE I WOKE UP IN THE MORNING TROPE AAAAHHHHH!!!

MC Why are you questioning whenever you fell asleep or not?

I MEAN DIDN'T YOU JUST WAKE UP YOU FUCKING DONKEY, where are those extra IQ points you mentioned a chapter ago, because I see none of that shit here mate.

Bruh man got isekai'd in his sleep in some bootleg final fantasy setting.

MC is doing a "I am walking and while I am doing that I will also dump you with expositions and scenery" type of shit I am way too lazy to describe the volcano area and how the fucking ground looks like lmao. To read this cringe shit yourself missy.

A monster legit teleported behind mc no joke, and how he is flexing that he was the fastest on the track team, which is complete bullshit. This man only plays Super Mid Bros and by the way he spoke last chapter the only human interaction he had was with his family and nobody else so.....

GET YO ASSS OUTTA HERE YOU FUCKING LOSER!

Bruh he escaped the monster, by plot convenience suddenly becoming the flash out of nowhere, talk about lazy writing and mad asspulls.

Bruh man also makes a cringe joke about training arc, your humor is worth than mine and that says a lot since apparently I am the lord of coom, horny and degeneracy now lmao.

Okay so the power is called Accelerate pretty mid name ngl, even by shounen standards is this hella basic but oh well, even 5 year olds can come up with better power names than the author, yeah I think 5 year olds need more praise and credit in todays society lol.

Writing Issue is a hard problem to solve :skull:

Ah there is a drawback to the power, you know like a Quirk! So MC becomes hot after using the power for too long (internal temperature, the MC himself is uglier than a goblin r.i.p)

Anyways some dude found his ass and gave him the sussy potion of freeze and helped cooling MC's booty down. FUCK THE GUY IS A LIZARD!! ILLUMINATI COMFIRMED!!!

To keep an entirely last 15% summary of the this chapter:

MC found and entered a city.

Boom!

NEXT!

Chap 2

This chapter starts with boring ass exposition dumps with a gate and some guards.

Long story short Mister Oliver is a illegal ass with no papers nor ID, so he might have to jump over the gate, just how like they like to cross the border :skull:.

Man how tries the "Fuck they robbed and now I am illegal asf tactics." Lets see if it works.

Okay the MC told his whole life story on why nobody loves him, why he has no friends, why his clothes are wack, why he has no game etc. And the Guards had pity with him since, once they where loser too. Apperently they are higher than my asscheeks right now when it comes to security because of a war, that for the record HAVEN'T SEEN ANY SIGNS OFF.

I guess war does grow on trees, or maybe war just fell out of the sky one day, since that is how it works. Hey don't look at me confused its MiracleBound logic not mine lmao.

"You're a lifesaver." Xenoblade reference noice you almost made me like this below avg book good job!

......

Wtf? A Modern fantasy world with cars and shitty iPhones? Author should maybe cut down on the mass amounts of whiskey he's drinking. Makes the plot go drunk on tomfoolery. Of course the MC had another asspull power and could perfectly read the language since he had some Google translate premium version installed in his brain.

Okay after MC tried to find the library and he is IQ issue, he legit ended up in Brazil :skull: man's about to die in the slums lol. When was getting the fuck out of there, some girl got robbed telling himself that's its not his problem when......

SIMPING ACTIVATE!!!!!

I GOTTA SAVE THIS CHICK BECAUSE UURURURURURURUR I NEED TO FEED MY NON EXISTANT SELF ESTEEEM AND DUURRRRRRRRR I NEED A OBLIGATED HAREM BEACUSE FDFDJSFHDKFHDJKFHJS I AM THE OP ISEKAI MC DURRRRRRRR!!!!!

This trope was so ass that I was contemplating whenever I should kill myself myself or not, but I decided not or else the author would have won by killing me with cringe.

I won't let you win dude I will finish it till the end!

After she got saved, Oliver was now ogling at her booty because its the first time that he never saw a girl that's not family up close.... Yikes! Bro even MC noticed himself that he was simping, man made a whole ass article on why this random ass female is cute. If this is not discord mod behavior then I don't know anymore lmao.

Bruh the MC and the thug have a whole ass 30 min convo for no reason, like okay I know you're both social rejects but we really need to move this whatever it hell this is. I can't call it plot because this book is too bland for it to have something like that.

LMAO WHAT?!!!

THE THUG CALLS HIMSELF THE LIQUID ASSASSIN!!

WHAT YA GONNA DO KILL MY SPERM COUNT!!!

LMAO WHAT FUCKING LAME ASS NAME FOR A VILLAIN!!

HECK THIS MAN IS PROBABLY GONNA GET HIS ASS BEAT IN 1 CHAPTER AND NEVER AGAIN!!

If I am right on this one, I am officially the lord of coom, horny and degeneracy AND prediction.

AH okay the thug has the power to turn his body into periods kk noice.

also fight scene gonna happen.

P.S Oliver the only deep shit you've gotten in is being the worst, most generic and even worse than Kirito ass in the most basic and bland isekai ever written, redo of a healer seems like masterpiece compared of this and that.... is simply a crime against humanity and my brain cells.

NEXT!

Chap 3

Okay uhhh fight scene:

Thug: hihihihaaaa I have the upper hand

MC: Oh no I am retarded.

*MC sees the saved girls titties*

MC: FULL POWAH!!!!!!

Thug gets clapped in one shot.

Okay lets see if I am close, lets see this fighting scene now.

OF COURSE THE THUG HAS TO YELL FOR NO FUCKING REASON AS HE IS ABOUT TO ATTACK!

Man I need to print out an anime trope list and start marking things. See how much I can get at the end lmao.

Thug called MC out for being a gold digger only wanting to save that girl for them BREAD, deadass this was kinda funny. BRO MC ADMITTED IT TOO WHAT A CLOWN XD.

Thug now give him 3 options:

1. Die

2. Fuck off you waste of oxygen

3. Or join the Bootleg Phantom Thieves assassin version also called (A.W.A.K.E

Okay so the plot whatever is that Oliver thinks he is from Persona 5 with the mask bs and all, but failed terribly. This guy needs a reality check.

NO!

NO!

YOU FUCKING DIDN'T!

A BACKSTORY MID CHAPTER!!!

............

............

You know what let's go with the flow, the backstory was about some cringy life lesson given by MC Dad who suddenly wanted to act like a chad even tho he is just as trash as the MC, man throws fruit in his face like its nothing, see Oliver's holds no value and is probably a unwanted child :skull:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

OLIVER JUST DID THE CRINGE SHOUNEN LINES!!!!!

I HATE THIS SO MUCH!!

Fuck! I need copium!

*inhales*

Ahh better.

This garbage reminds me of my own shounen/isekai writing and believe me my first book I wrote at 16 was even worse and got flamed in a user awards for "Plain stupid and fucking garbage".

Dude it just hurts me how this is just a rollercoaster of tropes, but imma elaborate this in final review because we need a real man talk T-T.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN!!!

HE USED THE POWER OF FAMILY AND PLOT ARMOUR TO GET A NEW POWER!!

MAKE MY SUFFERING STOP PLEASE I BEG YOU!!!

Parsatag I am sorry I did something bad to you in my past life, please forgive me but onegai no more PLEASE MAN!!!!

MC now passed out from the recoil and damage.

NEXT!

Chap 4

Second time MC wakes up somewhere, however this time its justified.

Besically he is now in jail and king told that he is poor trash plus having mad skill issue.

MC is getting charged with multiple things while this new lizardman character IS FUCKING CRINGE HiSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSING AT EVER WORD THAT HAS A DAMN S!

HOW ABOUT YOU KILL YOURSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSELF! YOU'RE PARENTS PROBABLY DISOWNED YOU WHEN YOU WERE A BABY, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT!!!

Author needs to write better characters smh everyone seems to be missing normal human behavior with added cringe factor into them.

I'd rather listen to yo mamma compilations which are complete ass then to simply just know that this book exists.

SHEESH!

Okay now a trial/interrogation shit is going on, but imma just skim it since its not worth it dissecting it by detail.

MC got framed but managed to save his ass by first time ever in this book that he's isn't that garbage.

OF COURSE THIS CHAPTER HAS TO END WITH A BANG GUESS WHAT?!!!

The girl he saved was the princess of this place and she just walked got clumsy AND FELL RIGHT ON TOP OF THE MC AND OH BOY IS SHEEEEEEEEEEEE SOFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

T-T

I HATE LIFE!!

FINALLY DONE!!!

This book is author's wish fulfillment since he almost never goes outside, he probably started to binge an endless amount of isekai and thinks that Sword Art Online is a masterpiece. This story is so bad that it almost made me lost my faith in humanity as a whole. If this book were to be released in the public suicide rates would go trough the roof.

If Han Hito is CIA torture method then this book is a crime against humanity.

Infinite zero/10 lost my will to live and would probably hang myself before reading this again.

XD XD XD XD XD

Final Review:

Okay before I will go into to this, Parsatag you my homie and one of the long time supporters of this very niche book. I hope you don't take this to heart, but imma use my true brain power and give you my true unfiltered option.

*breaths in and out*

Okay here we go!

First things first let's get the obvious out of the way: this book is actual complete garbage reasons being:

1. The amount of generic tropes without any twist or originality in them, because using tropes is not bad but you gotta know how to execute them, and they way it was done here was just plain bad. Asspulls and plot conveniences everywhere.

2. I legit like none of the characters, they sound like 10 years olds that just say things to get the plot moving rather than actual people. The way Oliver's mask subject was handled was just utter cringe, most character are hella cringe, Lucy, Thug, Lizard guy, King, Princess etc. You have to make them sound more like you know actual people, not hyper realistic because that shit is bs too this is HoneyFeed and we write anime stories ya know.

(The backstory was by far the best thing you wrote in these 5 chapters, only you did mid chapter remember that this is a novel not an anime. Its better to get it told than have a whole ass backstory when it comes it mid fight situation. I advice to use backstory as its own chapter.)

3. I wasn't interested in the world, which isn't only you that have this problem, in fact a lot of isekai's but you somehow have to stand out. The situation is that you have 36 chapters with only above 800 views and under 20 likes. An alarm in your brain should be going off now because these numbers are not the standard. I will give you one thing tho, you don't have "Fame Status" I don't either so we will always have lower reads than the rest unless we get connections or release a BANGER!

My drug prescription: you got to improved the dialogue a bit to make move more smoothly I too still have a problem with this, but I think I have improved lately. DO NOT FOLLOW the cringe tropes or at least make it so that its executed in a decent way that we don't of cringe overload. Make the world seem more interesting and make it pop out not at the middle of the book, but at the beginning. Is just a few things I can come up with, however I am trash writer so take my things with a grain of salt.

I advice you to rewrite this entirely and instead of using generic isekai as a reference, just go by own intuition, also let a friend of ours or somebody you know beta read it in order to see if chances should be made. So basically don't be like Isekai with a smartphone, be like the goats like Jobless reincarnation (I know this is a hot take for pussies but you can't overshadow the characters and the amazing world building and good plot, just for the mc so suck these nuts) and ReZero.

Anyways I hope the best for you on your writing journey and really want the best for you, and I hope you can stick around here for a bit longer XD.

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P.S.S: (Man I feel bad but I am doing this to my man grow.)

Now see ya at the next reactionary/roast chapter!

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