Chapeter 8

Chapeter 8

Walter white jesse would say “Bitch!” walter whiter and jesse would be plotting to enact their revenge against griffith and i guess guts too but griffith was the one who killed walter white. In a subway about 30 miles easy of where walterwhite and jesse were plotting Holy crap it’s peter griffin! And he’s ordering an italian meatball sub?? Of course it turned out to be an entire whale ( get it? sub?) and peter griffin couldn’t hold it because it was a giant whale, this would cause the entire country of italy to transform into a giant dragon ( WHAT??) who was really into eating whales so he automatically realized there was a whale that peter griffin was trying to hold and he’d fly over and start chomping down on the whale. Peter griffin would be happy because he was no longer holding a 90 thousand pound whale ( i think this has something to do with the main story we will see ). So peter griffin grants the dragon one wish, “I wish to be a mango.” Says the italy dragon so using peter griffin’s epic powers he turns the italy dragon into a mango and throws it randomly in a direction like really fast(Where will it go??). Walter white and jesse would still be plotting when the mango from earlier ( oh that’s where it went ) lands infront of them. “Ahaha yes with this we will defeat guts and griffith!” walter white would say and he’d know what happened with the mango because he had a chemistry major in college so he’s like really smart. He uses his chemistry in meth making to make some meth which jesse smokes and is like “BITCH!” the thing he says and then he makes a reversal potion ( he’s pretty smart so i think he could totally make that ). He turns the mango back into the italy dragon and he’d be sad because he was a dragon again ( that’s very sad :( ). Venom and walter white and jesse would ride the italy dragon to the sun which was in the process of dying because it was exploded in chapter one, “If i drink all of the remaining sun then i can become super walter white.” He had lost his super saiyan form when he revived himself the first time, so this way he can get it back. Walter white and venom would both inhale the sun ( Oh no!) Plunging the world into chaos, but guts had already knew about their plan because griffith was friends with the godhand members and they told him because i think they can tell the future or whatever anyway he told them and guts and griffith both put hot sauce in the sun and it was like REALLY hot, so both venom and walter white burped and made an entire new and healthy sun. “Curses!” Said venom because now they couldn’t eat the sun because it was too hot. “BITCH!” Said jesse and then they all went back home and ate mcdonalds nuggets with barbeque ( personally i like ranch ). Guts and griffith would go to the italy dragon and be like, “Im sorry you can’t turn into the mango.” Griffith and guts would say both. But then suddenly hatsune goku would show up, having a magical wish from obama. “I wish for the italy dragon to become a shape shifter!” Said hatsune goku then she hit the griddy again ( lol). The italy dragon would become a mango again and everybody would be happy but then suddenly peter griffin would show up. “It’s me peter griffin” Said peter griffin. (Oh my god ican’t believe peter griffin is here now!! I am scared to see what will happen next!!) Peter griffin and guts would lock eyes and be angry at eachother (??) Griffith would say “Stop being angry.” And guts and griffith would calm down because griffith said not to be angry so like why keep being angry he is very convincing. The milk that had been sentient from like a billion chapters ago came back ( OH MY GOD??) and had brought with him Steven universe from steven universe, “Hello i am steven universe from steven universe.” Said steven universe from steven universe. The homophobia that lay dormant in everybody activated and everybody collectively beat steven universe to death till he was a pulp of meat and bones and the sentient milk started eating it and becoming strawberry milk ( I think that’s how it works ) and peter griffith and guts and griffith all looked at eachother and were like “You’re not so bad.” Said peter griffin but griffith was like “The laws of causality predicted this.” Or something ( Idk what he’s talking about and also i have to end this chapter because my mom told me to go to sleep or she’s going to take away my xbox. :( )