hapter 7

Hapter 7

Grippith and donald trump would be chilling at tim hortons ( i am not canadian ) because they really wanted regular coffee when suddenly kamala harris emerged from the back donning a tim hortons uniform and a fedora. This would upset griffith, “WHAT THE HELL!” griffith would yell because he hate(s) koala harris because she is transphobic! “That is totally not yass.” Griffith would say and donald trump would agree, “Fuck you grippith!” kamui harris would hiss at both donald trump and griffith, sending them to realm of evil because she was also an evil sorceress?? ( I DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING!!) griffith and donald trump would be confused also guts was there i think he’s really cool but then they realized the realm of darkness was really just a library. Guts would start having a panic attack because he can’t read, griffith can totally read though so he carried guts like a baby. “Wer have to kill kamala armpits.” Said donald trump wisely ( this is what they need to do ) Then the librarian walked up to the group, “In order to escape you have to read atleast one book” said the ugly ass librarian ew. Griffith would start reading a book and it was actually just a bunch of snakes?? It was significantly harder to read a snake because they wouldn’t sit still and were squirming but they weren’t slimy because that’s a common misconception. One of the snakes turn(ed) out to be kamala harris??? She would start hissing and shit being annoying because she was also an evil sorceress so she just turned herself back into a woman ( gross ) “Go fucking yourself!” Donald trump said angrily ( he’s so cute when he’s upset ) Kamala harris would have an evil plan which she was going to enact on the trio ( i am scared to see what it will be! I hope it’s nothing bad :( ) She would pull out an evil phamlet explaining why you should be MORE racist! ( OH NO!) Griffith smirked realizing what kamla hairess did wrong. ( She must’ve messed up badly let’s see what happens ) it turned out she forgot what the librarian had told them, and griffith read the entire pamphlet!! Kamla harris would realize her mistake but it was too late and they would be transported out of the library back into tim horton’s! ( im so glad they are back ) Kamala harris would then be fired by her boss for not clocking out for her lunch break and then she left home sad and jobless ( what a fucking loser lmao ), The big boss man would buy coffee for the entire world for free ( keep in mind this is fiction ) and guts griffith and donald trump would be very happy and they went home with free coffee.