Chapter 46:

Embarrassing day

So What If I'm a Girl



Xie Ying and Xie Jing poked their heads back into the room and stared at Lan Du who was still dressed in the Yukata.They walked in slowly and stared at her top to bottom.

"L-Lan Du, why are you dressed in that?"They asked

Lan Du smiled awkwardly

"I owe Hong Ling a favour and...she did this"Lan Du did a twirl and smiled

"But it does fit my appearance so I understand her train of thoughts, though its a bit embarrassing"Lan Du grabbed her own clothings and headed back into the bathroom to change.

It didn't take long for her to change out of the yukata, she walked back out to see the sisters seated besides Hong Ling, scrolling through her phone.

"What are you three looking at?"She asked

"I'm showing them our beautiful Lan Du, ah, the images I took are so wonderful"

Lan Du smiled bitterly and sighed

"Please don't reveal those pictures to the public, I still have pride as a man"

Hong Ling giggled


"Of course, you don't have to worry about a thing"

Xie Ying and Xie Jing were still swiping through the photos, the more they searched through, the more excited they felt.They would often giggle and stare at Lan Du.

"Lan Du, who would have thought you had this side of you"Xie Ying giggled and said

Lan Du smiled bitterly

"I was just holding my end of the bargain, anyways, I came to tell you two that I'll be leaving for 2 to 3 weeks"Lan Du said abruptly

Xie Ying and Xie Jing both paused and stared at her, their eyes wide open in both shock and doubt.Their hands trembled as they grabbed her by the hand.

"Lan Du, why are you leaving so suddenly!"They asked hastily

Lan Du shook her head

"There's some business I need to take care of, please visit my mother once in a while to make sure she's doing well...if you ever meet two people surnamed Wang, leave immediately, if they dare to question you two...just scream rape"Lan Du said with a serious face

Xie Ying and Xie Jing were still clenching her hands

"c-can't we go with you"They asked

Lan Du shook her head

"I'm not going there for a holiday, anyways take this, these two are mini flash bombs, when you use it, wear these glasses, if anyone approaches you, throw it at them and inform me when I return"Lan Du shoved it into their hands and reached into her bag again.

"I also got a taser, its voltage is high enough to knock out people with 400 or below spiritual strength"Lan Du tucked it into Xie Jing's pockets and smiled

"Be good while I'm away, if anyone tries to flirt with you, call me, even if I'm on the other side of the planet, I will end that little faggot"Lan Du clenched her fists and said jokingly

The twins smiled at her joke and hugged her

"Must you go?"They asked

Lan Du nodded her head

"Its important"She replied calmly, but in her heart, she had a sense of guilt, rising as she watched the twin's pleading expression.

"Hong Ling, you're much more quick witted compared to these two, if they end up in any sticky situations, I hope you can help resolve it, I'll go inform some people to protect you two during this time as well"

Hong Ling nodded her head and smiled sweetly, but she wondered who Lan Du would pull in to protect the twins.After all, Lan Du didn't have much of a connection around the school.

"I will leave in three days, until then, I'll invite you guys to dinner, I'll bring my room mates and 

Qui Shan along"Lan Du smiled with a smile as she rubbed their heads

The two could only nod their heads obediently under her gaze

Lan Du left after comforting the twins a bit more, she then headed out the dorm and went towards the training grounds.She took out her usual mask and placed it over her face.

When she arrived at the training ground, she saw the group of 48 seniors all striking logs as if their lives depended on it.She could see a major improvement in their movements and their angling were more precise.A smile crept onto her face as she walked over.

The moment she entered their sights, they all stopped and lined up in front of her as they saluted.

"Boss Du!"They shouted

Lan Du smiled and took out two photographs

"I will be leaving for about 2 to 3 weeks, while I'm gone, your training will be reduced since I have a task for you lot"Lan Du said calmly

"What, boss Du is leaving for so long!"

"What is your mission"

Lan Du tossed the two photographs over to them

"I'm sure you've met my younger brother, he will also be leaving with me so in this time, protect these to lasses for me"Lan Du said calmly

The seniors passed the photos around and memorised their face.

"Let me remind you, have any weird ideas about them, I will gauge out your eyes, rip out your 

tongue and cut off all your worthless fingers"Lan Du's voice became cold and overbearing

The seniors saluted and nodded

"Yes sir!"They shouted out, cold sweat ran down their faces and fear rose in their hearts.

'He deserves to be our boss, so cruel'Lan Du nodded then she remembered something, she took out a piece of paper.She then began writing on it, it was the address to the shop she bought.

"I have a shut in sister living here, because she can't socialise well, I buy food for her every week, I want one person in charge of delivering food for her every first day of the week, also, even though she looks lazy, if you insult her, even if all of you work together, you can't stop her"Lan Du said with a serious expression

The group nodded

"Yes boss!"They shouted

Lan Du smiled

"But you guys have come a long way, I applaud you for enduring my training"Lan Du smiled beneath her mask and said

Although her compliment was simple, to them, it was like a new world has opened up for them.Lan Du has only ever thrown insults, a single compliment was not something that could come out easily, so the moment Lan Du said it, they had an urge to cry.

"Work hard, when you graduate and enter the army, I don't want you to disappoint me, if you get bullied there even after I trained you, prepare for true hell"

Her words gave them a large boost in motivation, they feel they would even be willing to fight and instructor if Lan Du told them to.

Seeing them feeling motivated, Lan Du smiled and walked away.Her next destination was the small shop she bought.After all, Hui Yue was still residing there.If she suddenly disappeared for over 2 weeks, she might get into some trouble.

When she arrived, she saw packets of chips on the ground and Hui Yue watching tv as she was sipping soda.Lan Du removed her mask and smiled.

"Won't you grow fat after eating and lazing around like this?"She said jokingly

"Nonsense, although I am lazing around, I still do my daily exercise, a beauty like me cannot lose my figure"She said haughtily

Lan Du chuckled


"I'll be leaving for a while, maybe even up to 3 weeks"She said without beating around the bush

"eh!Then who's going to buy me food and the newest phone brands"She turned to her with a shocked expression.

Lan Du shook her head and sighed

"Even after all this, you were still a previous assassin, can't you act more adult like?I don't want people recognising you when you leave, I'll send people to deliver food in my place, don't worry about them revealing your location or identity, I just said you were a shut in sister of mine"

"Ehhh!Shut in?!Ah, how can you call me such a thing, now my image will be ruined"Hui Yue cried

Lan Du held out a hand and placed in on her face.She slowly lifted her chin up and stared into her eyes

"Don't worry, after all...your image has always been negative in my eyes"Lan Du said sweetly as she smile with a radiating smile

Hui Yue felt conflicted

"h-how can you say such a thing with such a beautiful smile!You demon!"She cried out, she expected Lan Du to comfort her, yet Lan Du actually said her image was never that great!

Lan Du chuckled

"Alright, let em do it again"

She leaned her face closer in and gazed deeply into her eyes

"My dear sister, to me, you are perfect to no comparison, as if a Goddess has descended and taken my breath, I merely said such a thing to them so they will not make a move on the goddess of my heart for I care so deeply about you"Lan Du said passionately.

Hui Yue blushed slightly but began to pout

"No fair!How can you be so pretty!You playboy no good hooligan!Your words sound so fake, I-you urgh!I can't take it anymore!"She covered her face and blushed

Lan Du chuckled and caressed her hair gently

"You're my sister and I'm your brother, you may be older but to me, you're my little sister, when you meet trouble, big brother will naturally be there for you"

"You!You-you're damn shameless!How much older am I!You actually dare to call yourself my big brother"She pounded Lan Du's chest with her hands and pushed him down to the ground

But an unexpected scene happened, when she pounded Lan Du's chest, the bandages binding her chest began to loosen.Lan Du however didn't realise because of all the fuss and movements.

"Quit it already, hahaha, alright alright, you can stay as the older sister, happy?"Lan Du laughed and tried to move away

But Hui Yue grabbed her shirt and pulled him back in.

"Don't think you can run from me, hehehe, big sister will teach you a lesson"She held out her hand and began to tickle Lan Du's body.

Lan Du felt the ticklish sensation around her torso, she suddenly started to laugh and unknowingly, the bandages further loosened.

"hahaha, stop-I give in, ng, s-stop"Lan Du cried out

"Hehehe, this will teach you to never mess with your big sister...."Her eyes suddenly noticed a strange movement on Lan Du's chest.

Her chest began to rise ever so slightly, she frowned and pulled Lan Du's shirt more.Lan Du didn't know what she was trying to do but soon she realised.Her shirt was pulled up and the loosened bandages were revealed.Her smooth skin was exposed and beneath the bandages, 

Hui Yue saw something being bound.

She reached out her hand and pulled the bandages and Lan Du's chest sprung up, her shirt felt slightly tight and her face was flushed.

She quickly got up and covered her chest

"L-Lan Du...you-you're not a boy, are you"Hui Yue said with a trace of uncertainty

Lan Du frowned but Hui Yue suddenly pounced onto her.

"Kya, to think you were a girl!Wah, so cute, let big sister hug you!"She said with great excitement.

Lan Du was bewildered by her action, why did she suddenly hug her?

She then gently stroked Lan Du's face

"Such smooth skin, so beautiful, hehehehehe, come, let big sister see how big your chest is"She went behind her and reached her hand beneath her shirt.

Lan Du was shocked, she grabbed Hui Yue's hands and pulled them down.

She grit her teeth and moved her away

"What happened today stays here, not a word out"Lan Du said with a serious face

Hui Yue hugged her

"Don't worry, big sister won't tell anyone"She giggled and patted Lan Du's head.

Lan Du sighed

"I need to reapply the bandages, help me out"She said

Hui Yue giggled and held the bandages in her had as she stared at Lan Du's slim waist.

"Your body is so slim yet your strength is overwhelming, hehehe, let big sister touch your chest and I'll keep quiet about it"She giggled to herself as she approached Lan Du

'What does the Gods have against me today!First is Hong Ling and now Hui Yue!'Lan Du had an urge to cry at this moment, she had never felt so hopeless in her life.

"B-back off, I-I will fight back"Lan Du raised her hands in a fighting stance, preparing for any incoming pounces from Hui Yue.

Hui Yue merely giggled and approached her slowly

"Don't be shy, just one touch will be enough"She giggled and her fingers wriggled

Lan Du took a step back

"I already have two lasses, how can I explain to them if you taint my body"Lan Du backed away further

"Oh, you have two girlfriends, you sinful girl, not only do you have two, you're even having the forbidden fruit"She smirked and grabbed Lan Du's arms

"This sister will take good care of you"She began drooling as she giggled to herselfLan Du felt so helpless, so in the end...

Pa

She struck the back of Hui Yue's neck and knocked her unconscious

"Women are terrifying creatures"Lan Du muttered, not accounting for the fact that she herself was also a girl.

She picked up the bandages and went to the bathroom to warp them around her.This time, 

she made sure it was extra tight and the end was tied properly.She then wore a thin vest over the bandages before putting on her clothes.

She then carried Hui Yue to her room and tucked her to bed.

"Sleep. tight you troublesome sister, next I should go visit my room mates, I'll take them to the auction tomorrow and then invite the others to eat together"Lan Du muttered and walked out the small shop.

She headed back to the academy and prepared her equipment.Most were lethal weapons and defensive measure tools that Lan Du bought with what she earned from her missions.She then sat down on her bed and tapped the end of it.

"I'll be going in two days time, I would be gone for about 2 to 3 weeks"She said

"What, where are you going"Fatty asked

"Don't ask too many questions, I'm going for some business, if you have anything you want in the auction tomorrow, tell me and I'll see if I can buy it"Lan Du said with a serious expression

"Alright, stay safe when you go, send us pictures and bring back some souvenirs"Ling SHou waved his hand and said with a happy smile

Lan Du flicked a paper ball at him

"Do you think I'm going out to play or something?It'll be good if I can come back in one piece, 

much less buy souvenirs for you"Lan Du spat and turned to sleep

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(Yep, not yuri, definitely not, I will still deny it after all these chapters)