#11.5: Getting to know each other

After Ren, next is Kim's house, they were particularly told by Kim to come at noon, but Mann insisted that they come earlier, and so they did

Mann: woaaah! We always thought that you were half-Chinese Kim

Kim: I am, and what of it?!

Ren: we've always thought that your family runs a diner

Kim: now that's being rude, you animals!

Genesis: but can you blame us, you always brought nice and delicious foods to school

Kim: well, part of it runs in our blood but not because I'm half Chinese means that we run a diner

Mann: man oh man, never thought that your family runs a temple

Kim: it's a shrine, not a temple you idiot, and it's 5 minutes more before noon guys, the hell are you here really early

Ren: come on, it's almost noon anyways

Mann: yeah, yeah, we expect good food, so you better not disappoint us

Kim: shut up, did you bring your notes with you, I don't want to repeat this thing you know

Genesis, Mann & Ren: Sure!

Kim then takes his friends for a tour of their state

Mann: Woah! Look at these things (holding a large vase)

Kim: don't touch that

Mann: why? Did you seal a ghost or monster in this thing or something?

Kim: no, that is worth 50 grand

Mann: ( immediately puts back the vase in its place ) haha, well that's something

Genesis: so you sell things here too?

Kim: no, no, the things that you see in this house were all donated

Ren: then why put prices in it

Kim: well, how about I just show it to you guys ( opens a door leading to a medium size cinema room )

Genesis: Woah! This room is almost the size of our entire apartment

Mann: Wow! So, it's this place where you shake your one-eyed snake and waste your unborn children

Kim: shut up you idiot! 

( Genesis, Ren, and Mann laugh at that while Kim is busy adjusting the settings in the cinema room )

Kim: and here you go ( clicks the remote and the light in the room goes dim while the screen plays a video )

Genesis: what are those?

Kim: just watch stupid!

Mann: wow, those costumes look surreal!

Kim: idiot, those ghosts are real

Ren: really? 

Kim: can't you even tell, those people are bleeding and vomiting dark-colored liquids

Genesis: ah! Your parents are like celebrities?!

Kim: ( shakes his nose, smile, and said ) not to brag but, ahahahahaha! yeah!

Mann: con artists ( while eating the foods on the table )

Ren: yeah, I saw these kinds of people trying to mug people to earn dirty money

Kim: the audacity to tell me that in my face!

Genesis: so your parents are like ghost hunters or something?

Kim: we live in a shrine like-house, of course, they are shamans! You fools!

Mann: ( while munching the food on the table ) chill man, it's not like we're gonna steal their job ok

Kim: ( look to Mann in awe ) ahhhck!

Genesis: ( looks to Kim ) what's wrong Kim? You look like you saw a ghost?

Kim: ( still looking to Mann ) drop those things at this moment you fool!

Mann: hmm? Why? Want some, these things are delicious

Kim: ( push his friends out of the cinema room, and a few minutes he goes out too )

Ren: what's wrong man, we're still watching the movie

Kim: that was not a movie idiot! And please, can you do this one big favor for me guys, please listen to me at all times

Genesis, Ren & Mann: ahahaha! We don't even fully listen to our parents!

Kim: you idiots!

( Kim then brought his friends to his room )

Kim: stay here, I'm gonna get something real fast (and he moves out of his room)

Mann: look at this room, very traditional huh

Genesis: yeah, look at the board in the ceiling, it says "I am therefore I am"

Ren: yeah, very traditional, you can only see those inside a boss room in a videogame or something

Mann: oh, mochi ( he put it in his mouth as Kim entered the room )

Kim: so I was talking

Genesis: why it takes you 5 minutes to come out of that cinema room? Did you have a fetish for shaking your one-eyed snake when your friends are around huh, hahaha!

Ren: surely do

Kim: you fools! I was extinguishing a ghost inside that room cause Mann just ate their food

Genesis: I mean they're ghosts right?

Kim: but they need that little sacrifice, so to appease them we must do that or things might go ugly

Ren: and you extinguish them all

Kim: yeah, I mean they were all good ghosts anyways, luckily there were no demons at that moment 

Genesis: why? What's gonna happen if there were?

Kim: well, demons food are wondering ghosts, those souls that haven't gone back to the light

Ren: oh, that explains it, but what's wrong with you?

Kim: what do you mean?

Ren: look at you, you are suddenly in shaman clothing, and you are filled with different tattoos

Genesis: yeah, what's with that, are you sick or something?

Kim: ( looks to the mirror ) ah, it triggers again

Genesis: what do you mean?

Kim: ( go to his table drawers ) there's a malevolent ghost or demon in this room right now, but don't you guys worry I can handle it

Genesis: and words on the board on your ceiling change too, "Die you stupid Virgins"

Kim: ahh, we have a very frustrated virgin demon here 

( after chanting some words and executing some hand signs )

Kim: ohh, and now we're good

Genesis: but Mann is still sleeping

Kim: oh shit, did he eat the mochi on my table?

Ren: I think so, I saw him munching something earlier, why?

Kim: that was the mochi I procure from the deep mountains, incredibly hard to get, and I manage to get one to expel the demon in this room

Genesis: ah, you mean that thing that's inside Mann's body that is currently loitering around in your room like a spoiled brat

Kim: ahhh! What the hell?!

Mann: oh, here you are, by the way, I'm now free and you can't throw me away, I will forever live in this body

Kim: no, you fool, tell me your name demon!

Mann: maybe Mann, hahaha! Who knows, by the way, what's the password in your WiFi dude, I need to check out what's happening with my other demon bros

Kim: your name

Mann: ( inputs the words "Your Name" ) dude, it's not working

Kim: I forgot to input one, so you need to put your real name there or it won't work

Mann: really ( puts his name on the WiFi password ) and yeah, still not working dude

Kim: of course, it won't, Jerry!

Jerry: you fool, argggh!

( and Jerry the malevolent demon was extinguished by Kim )

Genesis: Woah! That was really smart man!

Ren: heck yeah! We always thought that you were just a miserable lonely idiot with nothing, but with that, man, major respect!

Kim: ( gets mad, but still said ) crazy fools! Of course, I can make it, but only in this place

Ren: why? Doesn't your powers work outside of your house

Kim: of course it does, but my parents warned me to only use it for a greater purpose

Genesis: like that one time you cheat on our test or that time when you ordered a ghost to take photos of naked girls in their locker room?

Kim: ahem, ahem, past is past, what's important is I'm good at what I do, extinguishing these kinds of things

(Genesis and Ren get sus of Kim's words)

Genesis: then you can always use those powers anywhere right?

Kim: when I was small, my powers were leaking really bad, and different kinds of ghosts and demons were coming to me, trying to ask for help or sip some of my powers until my parents put a seal on me, and from then, I'm only allowed to use my powers in this house or when I'm in danger

Ren: so what's the reason that only Mann was possessed?

Kim: well, as you guys know, Mann, has the lowest IQ in our group, sometimes his IQ dips to below minimum

Genesis: what does it have to do with the demon?

Kim: Demons like to prey on a person who's more into their emotions than those who like to think more

Ren: what does that mean

Kim: demons always know when someone is sad, happy or angry, or just plain stupid, and emotionally entangled people are prone to being stupid, doing stupid stuff all because they were judging things for the sole purpose of accommodating their current emotion, that is very dangerous, and at this moment, Mann, dips to his emotions, eating foods that don't belong to him, angrying those malevolent creatures that he can't see and acting really stupid, seeing that, the demon have its boxes checked, and finally possessed Mann

Genesis: but why is Mann still asleep?

Kim: well, watch and learn, it's not a daily thing that you can witness

( Kim touches Mann and chants some words )

5 hours passed by and Mann finally woke up

Mann: ahhh, what a dream

Genesis: oh, you finally wake up

Mann: yeah, you will not believe this, but I have these very weird dreams

Ren: what dreams?

Mann: I was possessed by a demon and I was named Jerry, then I was doing whatever I wanted to do, like a spoiled brat

Kim: Woah, that's crazy, then what happened next?

Mann: next thing I know, I passed out, but when I woke up, I'm still inside a dream, and I was named Lisa, then I was cooking and cleaning your entire house Kim, can you believe that, I'd rather cut my balls than do those things

Kim: Woah, that's crazy, was that all?

Mann: no, there's more, in my next dream, I was Mario, and I was working like a carpenter, I was fixing your house while only wearing a hat and a diaper

Genesis: wow, are you sure it's Kim's house?

Mann: yeah, cause in my 3rd dream I was wearing only a towel and I was massaging the 3 of you in this very room, can you believe that hahaha! I would never do those

Kim: of course, you don't, right?

5 hours ago

Kim: ( he calls some ghosts ) come here, come now, if you want something before you go back into the light, then tell me now

Lisa: hey, can I have a quick call to my parents before I go back to the light?

Kim: sure! ( he then use Mann's body as a host and Lisa called her parents using Mann's body )

Lisa: so what am I gonna do in exchange?

Kim: use Mann's body and clean the entire house

Lisa: sure do (she then use Mann's body and clean the entire house, sparkly clean)

Kim: next

Mario: I'm a carpenter, I can fix your house

Kim: what do you want in exchange?

Mario: I want to call my daughter

Kim: sure ( give Mann's body and Mario Fix his house right after he called his daughter )

And for the last 5 hours, Kim was ordering the ghosts to do some jobs for him in exchange for a favor to use Mann's body

Mann: man, that sleep was refreshing, thank you Kim, never felt that thing since birth

Kim: no, don't say it, it should be me thanking you

Genesis: hahaha! How about the two of you visit my home next huh, ghost hunter and a good host?

After having their snacks, they bid farewell as Kim told them that he haven't mastered his power during the nighttime.