Chapter 1:

Chāhan and Asuka

Kagura X Kagura


The sun was beaming for a warm day, I had my fan with me wafting the Taiheiyō's salty spray up my nose and my adorable son of 14 years, 3 months, and 6 days old is playing on his DS in his Hanzō National Academy Uniform with a backpack of the essential things he needed for school as a Chūnin student. We are taking the ferry from island of Niijima, we pretty much live by ourselves there.

Just to get this out of the way shinobi don't really practice or exactly believe in marriage, it's more to do with always staying in the shadows than anything else, a rather public marriage would draw attention, also the legal age of consent for shinobi is around 14 to 15. Although there are some exceptions, my friend got a legal marriage although her fiancé was not a shinobi, much less a nen user himself. Although I personally call my partner a husband as more of a colloquial term over anything else, not to mention that I'd never be left alone if someone found out that my baby was a bastard or worst that we're both shinobi.

Also we're are more modern shinobi than exactly Sengoku period shinobi, meaning that some liberties have been taken to make sure to adapt with society. Like food for example, during the Sengoku period and possibly before shinobi were mostly vegetarians who favored tofu, vegetables, whole-grain millet, and whole-grain rice. Now we practically can eat whatever we want, as long as our health is not effected.

But let's get back to our story, "Cha-Cha, perhaps we should check to see if you have everything with you."

"Alright Haha," Cha-Cha said laggardly without looking up from his DS

"DON'T GIVE ME THAT ATTIDUTE!" I then grabbed the DS from him.

Man, that ruffled me, I mean I understand that in adolescence kids around Cha-Cha's age wish to have a little more independence and can get pretty tempestuous, heck I went through that phase too. But could he be more respectful to the only guardian who went through all of this trouble to apply him late to Hanzō?

"Haha?!"

"I said don't give me that attitude mister, I thought we went over to always look me in the eye whenever you speak to anyone and I'm going to keep this for the first week."

"But Haha…?!"

"Nope! I'm having none of that, if you're going to be making any friends, I can't afford you to have this on your personnel staring at it. I mean Chahan! You'd probably be in your room all day playing on this if it weren't for me."

"I…"

"No arguing! Now let's check to see if you have everything."

I then put the DS in my back pocket of my pants took out a list, "Now show the item and I say from here, World History Textbook,…"

He pulled the book out of his bag, "check"

"Biology Textbook,…"

He did the same with the next book, "check"

"Physics Textbook,…"

And again, "check"

"Calculus Textbook,…"

"check"

"Shinobi history Scroll,…"

"check"

"Nen usage scroll,…"

"check"

"Transmutation nen usage scroll,…"

"check"

"your Turnover scroll,…"

"check"

"Nihongo and Latengo grammar textbooks,…"

"check"

"your Kusarigama,…"

"check"

"Kusari katabira,…"

"I'm wearing it under here…"

"I'm just checking."

Cha-Cha then sighed, "Haha, can I take it off?"

Huh?

"My kusari katabira, it's uncomfortable to breath in something that is ¼ my mass, and also I feel hot under it."

I sighed and muttered, "You're always a piece of work…"

"Alright you can take it off, but not here. There's a bathroom at the other end of the ferry, change in there. Just remember to put it back on when you're at Hanzō."

"Hai!"

As he went by me, I felt a slight pat around the rear end area of my chīpao where my pants were.

Wait, did he…?

I then notice that some of the people around me were staring, "Chotto! My son and I work at Sengoku faires and he's currently in college."

At the harbor

"You put your kusari katabira in your backpack, right?"

"Hai."

"You don't have to worry about clothing, I put in five spare uniforms in your bag to wear along with 2 Metroid t-shirts just in case."

"I know that…"

"I'm just reminding you. Although what's with the attitude?"

"I don't know, I mean even though I mostly would like to try how school is like at Hanzō I has a few worries about it."

"Like what?"

"What if the students make fun of my unusual appearance? What if I can't keep up with them? What if they are boys? I can't handle guys! What if…"

"Sh, sh, sh, sh come here," I say in a nurturing way

I give him a big bearhug as he pressed his head into my chest hugging me back.

"You don't have to worry, I actually know two of the classmates whom you'll be with. And believe it or not the class is actually rather small with only girls in it."

This seemed to calm him down, "And maybe I might try renewing my teaching license so I can help out with class."

"But Haha, don't you have patients at home to attend to?"

"I can at least try going back and forth between Niijima and Hanzō to teach my classes like I used to do. But it you that I'm concerned about, and you're going to do great! After all, out of all the students I've have during my career as a teacher, you're my best student by far."

I held Cha-Cha at arm's length and look him in eye.

"Do me proud," I then kissed him on the cheek and he smiled.

"Dōmo Haha!"

"Oh, and before I forget I have two things for you."

"Huh?"

I rummage through my pocketbook to take out and a flip phone and directions.

"This should get you to Hanzō, and if there is any trouble call me. Okay?"

"Nn"

"And also,"

I make a smug face and hold my hand out.

"Hand it over…"

"The DS? But you took it…"

I hold up the "DS", "This is one of the scrolls."

Cha-Cha sighed, "Okay you caught me,…"

"Kuso," he muttered as he handed over the DS and I give the scroll back to him.

"but how did…"

"You're my son Chahan, and I'm more than able to read you like a book. And I'll say that's a rather sloppy way of pickpocketing, I felt it after all."

He scoffed, "Be lucky that it was not a molester!"

"I can deal with them, but please don't be dishonest with me Cha-Cha, okay?"

He nods.

He then starts walking off with his bag at hand waving at me.

"Remember that your classmates are all girls so be nice to them! And your cousin the class rep will be waiting for out by the side entrance to bring you to class! Her name is Ikaruga! Did you get all of that?"

"HAI!"

"Jāmate!"

Over by Hanzō

I bask in the morning warmth of the spring sun and head for Hanzō National Academy. People tend to get sluggish as the weather warms, but this is the perfect temperature for me. It's like the sun gives me energy directly.

"Hmmm hmmm-hmmm…"

I'm in such good spirits that I can't seem to keep myself from humming.

I look up and notice that I'm about a kilometer from the school gate. Not the main gate. It's actually rear gate, made specifically for the shinobi in in this case kunoichi students. It wouldn't do to make friends with the regular students and have them start getting nosy about what class I'm in.

Incidentally, the shinobi student classroom is kept well out of sight of the student body. I think it has something to with like a shinobi barrier around it, not to mention that there is a nen based puzzle to solve in order to get in.

So I was walking my way to the gate when…-DOUTO!

Someone ran into me! And falling down was very uncomfortable while wearing a kusari katabira under my uniform.

I tried to sit up, "CHOTTO! Can you watch where you're going?!"

I look at my collider, it's a boy in a Hanzō Uniform, which is like my uniform but with a grey sweater vest over the shirt and tie, and black pants in place of the skirt, is he a student? His hair was like a shade of pink, although I couldn't make head or tails to say if it were magenta or fuchsia. It was sorta like Hibari-chan's hair but a deeper shade, and it was spiked up. Although I feel like I've seen that hair before, but in a different color. His eyes also reminded me of Hibari-chan's but not that they looked like hers, but more that there were different from other eyes I've seen with the left eye being a dark violet and the other a dark blue. He was around my size but was moderately muscled.

He seemed to not be moving, is he alright?!

I snap my fingers up to his face, "Chotto? Chotto? Sumimasen? Are you alright?"

No response, I better move him out of the middle of the sidewalk. Don't want to try too much attention.

I take off his bag.

WTF?!

His bag is surprisingly heavy, like, don't tell me he has a Blue Whale in there.

I think a flicking him on the forehead would do the trick, Katsu-nē likes to wake me up with that.

I draw my finger to my thumb and up to his forehead.-THACK!

Still no response?!

I better try again, otherwise I better report to Ikaruga-san that I found someone with a seizure.

"ACK!"

He's awake? Although he seems pretty shocked and flustered about it. I better try talking to him.

" Are you alright?"

"Um, hai, I think?"

I help him get back on his feet. He put his bag back on.

"Are you a Hanzō student?"

He nods his head, "I'm using these directions to get to…"

Uh-oh, I think he lost them by how panicking and trying to search up his personnel.

"Don't worry! I'll walk you there."

I then sorta pinch him by the hand and walk him to the main gate.

"Mind if I can ask,"

He squeaks a little.

"Why did you freeze?"

He seemed to get really flustered at my question and starts stammering.

"I..uh…I…uh! Fr-Fr-Freeze?!"

"Please take your time."

You know he sorta is like Hibari-chan considering that she does not always respond to things at first and can freeze too.

"It is…just that…I NEVER MET A GIRL BEFORE!"

"Huh? Nanda?"

Never met a girl?

Where the heck does he live?

I better change the subject a little.

"Did you ever freeze before?"

"Freeze? I just don't know at all how to talk to other people besides Mom."

Mom? Does he mean his okāsan?

You know, he's weird but in a cute sorta way.

"Mind if I can maybe try to guess your name?"

He squeaks again.

"You look like someone I've seen before, in a manga, I'd like to see if you have the same name."

"I'm not sure if I exactly look like anyone from a manga. But what's your name?"

I suppose it's okay to tell, he seems to not be the type to be sociable and would forget.

"Asuka"

I see the gate up ahead.

"Oh, I guess I better be leaving soon?"

"Huh? But aren't you a student here too?"

"Hai, but I'll take a different entrance. I'll even take my guess now, before I go."

He squeaks, "Who do you think I am?"

I snicker a little, I mean even though the hair color and eye colors are different the resemblance is uncanny.

"Son Gohan!"

He's shaking his head violently.

REALLY!

Your name is not Gohan?

Huh? I thought I was on the mark there!

"Sumimasen."

"Īe, I mean it is pretty silly to think you could have the same name as a manga character."

"Chotto..."

Hmm…?

"Since you were nice enough to walk me to school…could I…give…"

"Give me what?"

"Give…you a…h-h-huggy?"

A hug?!

I never hugged a boy before, not to mention that I just met him, although I've hugged and been hugged by Katsu-nē and Hibari-chan. Although Katsu-nē sometimes takes it a little too far.

I guess I could give him big one and see how it goes.

I gesture him for a hug. -MUGYUU!

I could feel a lot about him from this hug. He indeed was rather muscular under his uniform, he had a six-pack like Katsu-nē although he was surprisingly soft to hug, although could he maybe loosen his pressure a little? My kusari katabira is scrunching up, and it's getting hard to breath.

"Chotto. You're overdoing it!"

He suddenly jumps back very flustered at what I said, "Su-Sumimasen! I just could help myself."

"Īe īe, I mean you're only trying to figure out how to talk to girls after all."

"Mind if I can ask?"

Hmm? What else would he ask of me?

"Why are you wearing a kusari katabira under your uniform?"

SHIMATTA! He must have felt it when I hugged him, I better get out before he gets too nosy.

"Um! Gomen but I have to go!"

"Uh…CHOTTO MATTE…!"

I just turn and start running for the back gate.

"JĀMATEEEEE!"

Oh man! Even though as I zukenin I'm supposed to be helping people out, I might be late for class! And I could have accidently revealed myself as a kunoichi just by how I was wearing kusari katabira! I sure hope that Ikaruga-san…

"5 MINUTES ASUKA!"

Doesn't chew me out.

"Ohayougaizaimasu Ikaruga-san!"

"That still does not explain why you're five minutes late to class!"

I better not mention that I met possibly a regular Hanzō student.

"Uh! I crashed into someone on the way here."

Ikaruga-san then smacked her head in exasperation.

"Asuka-san, you could have exposed yourself! That's not how a kunoichi should behave! I'll let this past but you'll be taking remedial lessons if this happens again. And next time try to pay attention to where you are going!"

"HAI!"

"Why not get to class instead of continuing to talk to me!"

I better get going, although…

"Not to disobey your command but why are you by the side gate and not the rear gate?"

Ikaruga-san then smiled, "We're getting a new classmate, I'm just here waiting for him. Although he like you is late also."

A new classmate? And I thought that four was a crowd for the classroom. I wonder what he's going to be like?

"Although Asuka-san are you going to class or do you really want to be taking the remedial class? Your five minutes is almost at seven now!"

"SUMIMASEN! Jāmate!"

I then run to the rear gate and to the classroom.

When I slid the shoji over to get in.

"ASUKA!"-FWUP!

I'm then on the floor with Katsu-nē on me in a rough embrace. I could barely breath.

"Hi Katsu-nē, could you maybe get off me please!"

"Aw come on! Can't you get a hello from your fucking bestie!"

She starts caress her fingers around my ribcage, I feel a weird tingly feeling around there that gets me smiling and raucously laughing.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! ST-T-TOOOHOHOHOPP! HAHAHA!"

She didn't seem to let up, her fingers were digging into my skin and moving up to my boobs, and I was squirming. I'm even more weak in the boobs than my ribs! This couldn't get any worse!

" Hibari get Asuka-nē's armpits!"

SHIMATTA! I now have not just Katsu-nee digging her fingers into my bosoms but Hibari-chan doing same around my armpits, I am literally crying and writhing in their arms, and that weird tingly feeling is making feel hot.

"CHOHOH-OH-TOOO! OHOHOH! CHOTTO! If you guys stop, I'll tell you something that happened to me."

They then let go and we sit in what I think is the Ninja Pit. I mean it's an octagonal depression in the middle of the room with tatami for flooring and has a table in the middle, cushions around it, some old-fashioned cabinet with an old projector on top that is at the side closest to the kitchen area although with a television on the right of it.

"So bestie, what do want to tell us?"

"HAVE SOME OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE!"-FWUP!

Now I'm on top of them digging my fingers into their boobs!

"EESHASHASHASHASHA! Chotto, chotto, let's all calm down!"

I get off them and just lie on the floor smiling to myself.

"So Asuka, do you really have something to tell us?"

"Nn"

"What?!"

I make a smug face and hold my pinkie out to them.

"Promise not to tell?"

As I'm talking to my besties about my encounter with "Gohan," how about I tell you about them?

I'll start with Katsu-nē since I've only known Hibari-chan for a month so far and I've known Katsu-nē since I was eleven.

Although Katsu-nē and I weren't friends at the time, I first thought that she just this punk in my neighborhood who caused all sorts of trouble. Although it only really came to a head when during the night, she graffitied all over my parents' sushi shop!

I heard from school that she was a tall monkey-tailed girl with punky blonde hair with blue highlights. She also wore a leather jacket over a tank top that said, "天下一 Motherfucker!"

We had a few fights and so far, I kept losing and getting groped in the end. (I was a C cup at the time.) Although on our last fight, I can't say that I won. Let's say that I tried bringing my wakazashi with me, and I was doing better, I was able to rip her top down the middle. Unfortunately she overpowered me, I could have used my nen but jīchan strictly told be 'training only until you're 14.' And she didn't seem to know you to use nen so I wanted to be fair, but back to the fight. However this time when she beat me, she didn't grope me but smiled down at me with her hand out.

"Can I help you up?"

I take her hand, "Why didn't you grope me?"

"Because you got my shirt, no one did that before!"

You know at the time her tank was hard to keep my eyes off of, I mean it had a swear on it and I tried to avoid it a lot then. I guess it was sorta a relief to have destroyed that.

I still do but to an extent, I guess that Katsu-nē had sorta an influence on me. Although I mostly only do it if I'm really angry or frustrated, otherwise I just use 'shimatta' or 'kuso.' And you know I had to get my parents and jīchan to have Katsu-nē to live at our home because wouldn't you feel at least bad for a friend if they lived with no parents in an abandoned subway station in the red-light district.

Jīchan was hesitant about bringing in a seemingly random street girl, but in the end we had her introduced to nen and everything and she became a sparring partner for me. We were pretty much inseparable by then and still are today. Even though Katsu-nē gropes me from time to time, she probably wont stop now since I have an F cup, I still can't find myself without her.

As for Hibari-chan, well I met her at the entrance ceremony. I was passing by when I noticed a cute pink haired girl in a yellow rain jacket off to the side of the other students splashing in the mud and puddles. She looked so lonely that I had to come over and hold an umbrella over her.

"Are you alright?"

She looked up to me, she had some weird flower eyes and pimples all over her face, "Hibari likes to play alone, no one wants to play with Hibari."

"I'll play with you!"

I then kick the puddle we're standing in towards her and it soon became a splash fight. It was fun although Ikaruga-san chew me out for being late. Of course, I consider Katsu-nē and Hibari-chan to be like my sisters, and we like to do things together (although we often times have to accommodate for Hibari-chan since she's kinda like a6-year-oldd). I think what helps is that enhancers are able to relate.

Also, Kiriya-sensei told me about her eyes, they're called Renge no Me or Kagan. They're a special type of eye that in basics can give a user 100% efficiency in manipulation based hatsu along with your natural hatsu, it also provides other abilities but it varies from user to user.

So after I told them about the boy I encountered Katsu-nē said, "You think you got yourself a good catch?"

"Well I only talked to him that once so far, he seems nice although I'm not sure if I'll see him again. I mean he felt my kusari katabira and I just ditched him."

"Kusari kata-WHAT!?" Hibari-chan asked

I take off my top, "This!"

For those who are in the dark of what kusari katabira is, it's simply shinobi chainmail shirt worn mostly for basic protection and agility/strength-based training.

"Ika wears that too, right?"

"Yep!" Katsu-nē piped, "I have after all peeped on her in the dressing room and that's one of the things she wears under the uniform."

"Although why would he know what a kusari katabira is?"

"Not sure, would he be part of a Sengoku period themed fair? Or is he someone studying ancient shinobi culture? Or…"

"He's a shinobi himself!"

I just said the first thing that came to my mind, although it sorta makes sense since too many people think of the romanticized version of shinobi and don't know what a kusari katabira is. And the only place in public to go to in order to learn about ninja culture is in Iga. Although, I went there and there was only such much information about ancient ninja compared to what I read in scrolls I've read, and nothing about nen was talked about. But I think that's probably for the best.

"I can't say that you're wrong but you can't be sure…"

-DON!

-DON!

"Hoy! What is going on in there?!"

Kiriya-sensei?!

We then head over to the door, it slides open.

"Ohayougaizaimasu Kiriya-sensei!" we chimed while bowing.

"Hai, dōmo! We are getting a new student today. I wish for you all to treat our newcomer with respect and as like how you treat each other."

"Kiriya-sensei, what's this new student's bust size?!"

Kiriya then facepalmed himself, "Katsuragi…The student is a boy of Hibari-chan's age, but still, I advise you not to sexually harass him! He will be here at…"

"Eshishishi…" I overheard Katsu-nē whisper, "Like I'm listening, boys can be just fun as girls, I wonder if he's got some good junk in his trunk like Pimples does?"

I just hope that whoever he is, he can hold up to Katsu-nē's feels. Although this "Gohan" from earlier, as said earlier it's not like anyone to know what a kusari katabira is, could this new student actually…

"Asuka-san!"

Hmm?

"Stop daydreaming, the student is at the shoji way. Say 'Ohayou' to him."

I look over to see that I was assuming was true.

"GOHAN?!"

"ASUKA?!" he's really flustered now! "That's not my name!"

"So you two know each other?"

"We met this morning, although she got my name wrong. Could I borrow some paper?"

"Kiriya-sensei then conjured a piece, "Would this do?"

"Nn!"

The weird boy then went over to the kitchen area with the three of use following.

He wrote this: なまえは孫策炒飯です

'My name is…'

This is a little hard to understand, his surname has the kanji for

'Son' but I had never seen the kanji after that. His name is similar to Gohan but has a different kanji instead of Go-

"Waaaa!"

Hibari-chan is on the floor crying?!

"HIBARI CAN'T READ KANJI! HIBARI CAN'T READ KANJI! WAHAHAAAAAAAAA!"

Should I also mention that Katsu-nē is staring with steam coming out of her ears?

"SUMIMASEN!"

He writes this underneath: そんさくチャーハン

So his name is 'Sonsaku Chāhan'? Well looks like I was half-right.

"Mind if I can ask what kinda training you've done?!"

Katsu-nē?

"Because this is one nice ass you've got here!"

At Nī-jima, 19:45

MMMmmmmmm…

The hot water from the shower always feels good against my bare skin. It's been a long time since I could relax and not care if I'm using all of the hot water, it feels so good that could simply lay down, close my eyes, and let myself feel pleasure from the water streaming across my breasts and upper abdomen.

As soon as I'm done washing I then sit on the toilet to softy massage my boobs to ease them from the heat. I'm an H cup, just to know, and back around when Gohan was born I was more muscled and I always trained to keep in shape, even though my muscles are not as defined as back then I still retain my six-pack, and I perform a sort of 'peak training' every now and then to keep my strength up. I also think I gained some weight over the years that I've been raising and training Cha-Cha.

Not that I'm complaining, I guess that's what motherhood does to you, and I guess gaining it means I've been a good mother.

I then slide the shoji to the bathroom over, and start warming up for me some jasmine and osake for myself. I'm really that much of a drinker but I have my occasions, and just want to relax. I then walk to the parlor, nude, and spread myself on the couch letting my skin breath and feel the texture of it. The house is not really simple in terms of design, made mostly out of pine wood and rice paper, with a tatami floor for the living quarters, library, and attic; the front shoji lead into the foyer which is also a parlor. Since there was no tatami, I laid a mattress in the area between the shoji and the attic stairs so visitors have a place to take their shoes off. And right next to it is the couch, and old fashion television, and a cocktail table between the two. We only have enough electricity for lamp light and such, I never chose to install lighting or AC for the cottage because even though we got good money from rice farming and my work as a pediatric physician it never seemed necessary. Along with the occasion earthquake, it was mostly sunny with pretty tolerable temperatures.

Although with the temperatures being around 8.3ºC to 26ºC, so we could leave the windows open most of the time. We also close them during the rain which is also good since it also helps grow the rice fields. I also didn't get cable since I thought Cha-Cha could be entertained by reading the scrolls and books in the library and any manga he's interested in, though I did get VHS/DVD player for it. I got Cha-Cha a DS and later a 3DS though just to see what happens. The kitchen area it right by the shoji to the bathroom and my personal room is next door to there.

Right under the stairs is Cha-Cha's room. Yes, he really does live in a cupboard under the stairs, he doesn't mind though. It probably gives him more privacy, originally, we cuddled together. He keeps a lot of his video games and manga in there. And right by the stairs is the doorway to my check-up room, patients normally call me through my iPhone to make appointments and I write down when that is. Also for part of my job, I have a greenhouse that can be entered through my room or the check-up area, there I have all sorts of medicinal herbs that I can make prescription medicines with via pistol and mortar, I even can use my nen to enhance or improve upon the properties of the medicines that I make. Also for the patients who behave I either give them my homemade dango or omochi, or a Mr. Bunny product, or chocolate.

You know, lazing around in the nude in my house brings back some memories with Cha-Cha. We used to take bubble baths together and splash each other, we also played silly games where I put some herbal based pigments and played as "The Boobie Monster." The least that Cha-Cha, I think, got out of it is being able to determine what parts belong to each sex and also being able to tolerate seeing people naked. Please note that he was around 4-8 at the time.

Cha-Cha to me has always been my adorable little monkey, and I don't think I'd be able to get through my 11 years without my husband without him. Of course, Cha-Cha now is now going through puberty and that basically part of growing up. And it's best for him to see the world over simply living here.

As I take a sip of my osake, I hear my iPhone, when I go to pick it up, "HEY GIRLFRIEND!"

"Hi there Akira! How have you been, it's been so long?"

"Let me put you on facetime!"

"Wait…wait…no I'm…"

I see her on facetime.

"You're not wearing anything! Did you just take a shower?! Whoops…I'll just…"

"It's okay, Ryūichi isn't around, right?"

"Nope he's currently busy at the moment, I mean owning a sushi shop is not easy like how being a doctor is not easy."

"Yeah, you're right."

"Since you are how you are right now, how about you stand me up, somehow, so I can take a good look at you Boobs? It's been so long!"

Why not?

I leaned the phone again the television so that Akira can see my body in its full glory as I sip my osake.-CHON!

"WOW! Girl, you gotta hook-up! And fast!"

Hook-up? She can't be serious! Even though shinobi can have several relations in their lifetime, it's more suggested to keep it in moderation and make sure there is consent involved. I personally thought it was better to stick with one person, and even though he got heart cancer 11 years ago and died I'm not going simply go out and have some random person insert themselves into me.

"You're joking! Right?"

"No, I MEAN IT! Even though you're not as muscular as before you're plump enough to work it! Not to mention that other girls would kill for those tits! Also you have those nice purple eyes and raven black hair, although why do you keep it in a bun? It looks much better let down like you have it now. I'm saying that you'd be a total bombshell if you got out there."

"I'm flattered, but I have enough responsibility on my hands to really care about such fleeting pleasures."

"I also suggested that because your body looks ready for a second kid, I mean if you go out and try to hook up a couple of times, maybe you'll get that girl you've always wanted."

"Thanks for the suggestion, but I actually have read a medical research article that says that kids who are born to mothers when they're over 35 can develop neuropsychiatric disorders. I already got a kid who has Asperger's and that's enough for me!"

"Oh…"

"And if I ever want a girl as of now, I'd rather it be the 14 year old who is currently attending Hanzō than someone in my womb from some random person."

"Well if you are not interested in having another kid then why not get down with me!"

"Huh?"

"Like old times, remember? You still have that scroll, right? You can summon me to Nī-jima and he can have fun sexy girl time together!"

It's true, whenever my husband was out for a seemingly indefinite time I'd summon Akira over to sleep with her. My husband didn't really mind it, but he was worried about Akira's taste of attractions.

"Thanks, but I don't want you to worry Ryūichi or Hanzō-sensei."

"Oh, don't worry, I'll say that I'll be out with you for tonight. I mean, you're all nice and plump, I'd love to rub myself against you and cope a feel."

I took my iPhone away from the Television and directed it more towards my face. I'd rather her now pay more attention to me than my body.

"Also, it's pretty ludicrous to think about."

"Not even a porn movie? Come on! Can't we watch some porn together?!"

"We're not teenagers anymore."

"Well I just thought that because compared to back then with Cha-Cha, you practically have all of the time in the world. So why not carpe diem?!"

"I am seizing the moment?"

"How?"

"By relaxing myself away and getting my appointments in order?"

Akira then started laughing hysterically, "FWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA…"

Okay, there is just fooling around BUT AKIRA! ARE YOU DISRESPECTING MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT!?"

"Don't be mad Boobs, it's just so funny! I'm talking to the strongest kunoichi and enhancer who, once in Nagasaki, punched a wrecking ball to Abashiri, and she spends her days in nowhere giving check-ups. You're basically a housewife-doctor. I mean there's nothing wrong with what you're doing now, but it's not a bad idea to break routine or treat yourself in some way. You and your body really deserve it."

"Akira, I'm 43 now, I can make decisions on my own."

I think I should try to change the subject.

"How's Ging-san? Last time you said he was coaching Asuka-chan. You're still in contact with him, right?"

"On and off, he's not really one to call or exactly answer. I try to email him though, I don't always get a response. I remember an email saying that he's currently working out the negotiations to open up a project that he worked on with the Black Owl to the public."

"You know, what happened? You and Ging-san were having a great relationship before and now you seem so apart."

"Well…I met Ryūichi…"

"Okay that makes sense…"

We giggled

"To be more on the point, even though I tried to turn him away, even saying I'm already dating, he never let up. Heck, he even saw Ging in the flesh, and he still went after me. Although I guess what made me fall for him in the end was just, when he was arguing with Dad and Ging over me, how he could selflessly sacrifice his dream of becoming a lawyer just for me, it was just too flattering for me. Wouldn't you do the same?"

"Hmm…good question."

My husband and I met when we were little children and were inseparable, although he only confessed when we were only 16 but only started to get down when we were out of our discipleships.

"Of course I didn't know who I should consider my affections to so I tried dating both at the same time, it sorta worked out at first but their personalities always clashed. It only came to a head when Ging tried to attack him, I ordered him to kill me if I'm really what is causing the strain in our relationship."

"Then what happened?"

"He went away, I guess him seeing me confront him and have him kill me instead of Ryūichi made him too guilty to face me. At that point I did not feel to date him anymore since that event. Although I saw him again by using gyo on my wedding day, although my husband suggested or at least gestured to me to not look. He can't use nen but he definitely knew what was on my mind, I guess by then Ging was only a monster or he shade of a monster too to him. Later I was able to get Ging to help my daughter with the ropes of Nen and such, but he didn't seem to really want to be around me anymore."

"And people say we're weaker than men…"

Akira then snickered at that note, "For a different topic, congratulations on getting your son into Hanzō! It can get pretty demanding for prodigies like him."

"I'm definitely proud! I mean I didn't dust off the scrolls in my library for him to read, accommodate him for having Asperger's, and spar with him intensely in the ways of multiple martial arts for nothing!"

"I really hope that our kids can be good friends with each other, although…"

"What? Is it something about Asuka-chan?"

"No, four years ago she brought home a girl. Not just any girl but a punky street rat who really had a lack of better manners and cussed profusely. I was able to try to clean her up, get her to sleep in Asuka's room, and everything, although I worry currently that she is a bad influence on her."

"Can you provide a recent picture of her?"

And image of a blonde muscular girl with Asuka appeared on my screen, and...

WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?!

I mean, Akira and Sasuke did that to me, but with either one we were having sex at the time which made it more appropriate.

"What else has she done besides that?"

"Well, Asuka hangs around her a lot and she's seen her do graffiti, drink taima, get into street brawls -without using nen- drink beer, smoke taima, sexually harass other people, and a plethora other risky stuff. I mean she's just so impulsive."

"And she never considered trying to stop her?!"

"Not that I know, I'm worried that Cha-Cha and she might not be able to communicate like with Asuka."

"What's her name? How old is she?"

"She goes by the name Katsuragi, and she's surprisingly just about a year older than Asuka, and you know that Asuka is a year and seven months older than Cha-Cha."

I really got to find my teaching license, there's no telling what would happen between that girl and my baby. And she really needs to get a check up if all of that is true.

"Boobs, I know that you've did good by applying Cha-Cha to Hanzō but this could be just as crazy as when you sent him off for a month on Ko island for survival training."

"Oh, I wasn't worried about him at the time. He had been reading up on shinobi nature survival strategies and said he was ready. And it's basically nothing compared to when we did our survival training for three months in the Himal…"

"DON'T REMIND ME!"

I had to laugh.

"Seriously, I thought we were going to die on the first day! What was Sayuri-sensei thinking?!"

"Sasuke didn't have it better either, he told me that Hanzō-sensei dumped him on a lifeboat in the middle of the Taiheiyou and it took him almost a year to get to land."

"And I thought that Pi had it bad…hahaha…"

"You know what Akira, let's hook up after all, you did say that I need some to treat myself after all."

"OKAY! If you can give me 15 minutes, I can get some things ready, hopefully Ryūichi didn't toss that sex toy collection away. I have this really sexy lingerie I've been saving, I'll wear it for tonight, if I can find it…"

She then puts down her iPhone and I hear some cluttering.

"Hey…"

"Hmmm?"

"While you're here, could help me find something?"

"Just stay naked girl and you won't have to worry a thing."

Akira then ends the call.

When I finish the osake and jasimine-ocha I had on the cocktail table (I deliberately spilled some of the osake on my boobs for in place of perfume) I get something special out from under the counter for the occasion.

I text Akira, "Interested in drinking some Echigo Samurai?"

A rather suggestive emoji then appeared.

15 munites later

So I had the large bottle of Echigo Samurai in a bucket of ice on the table along with two masu, I've also lit some candles around the parlor to set the mood. I laid the summoning scroll down for Akira to come through on the mattress, I only need to wait for her okay and then do the deed.

I hear the text chirp, "READY!"

I make a hand sign…

Ino…

Inu…

Tori…

Saru…

Ohitsuji…

I lay my hand on the scroll.

"Kuchiyose: Iroke Tomodachi no Jutsu"

-POOOFFFF-

Smoke was everywhere, I could see the silhouette of my friend in the middle as the smoke cleared up.

"So, what so you think?"

Akira is fairly plump girl six months younger than me with spiky brown hair that went down to her shoulders, hazel eyes, and in contrast a pleasing porcelain complexion, and she was about 4 cm shorter than me.

She had a duffle bag labeled 'girls' night toys' over her right shoulder, and what she had on was a bright hot scarlet teddy that seemed to shine in the dimly lit room and had rather dramatic cutouts flaunted her cleavage, stomach, navel, and sides and seemed to fit nice and snug around her body and clung onto her curves. As I walked around her, I saw there were thin connecting straps around the openings to bring the tease to the partner considering that I could see a lot through them, there was a thong that revealed her nice and plump booty, and she wore fishnet over her legs. She looked so yummy!

I felt myself get hot, I felt a burning in my womanhood, I felt some fluid drip out and run down my legs, I also felt my breasts become firm and my nipples erect.

I couldn't hold myself…!

I came up from behind my girlfriend and savagely molested her F cup boob flesh. The fabric of teddy had a nice and soft texture and feel to it, perfect to dig my fingers into my girlfriend's soft warm plump globes of flesh. The soft moans from my girlfriend from my torture turned me even more. I then softy bit the top of her ear and playfully started pulling it.

"Ch-Chotto!...CHOTTO!...TIME OUT! Can you not hear me Boobs?!"

Whoops…! I better let up a little.

I let go of Akira's ear and switch the action of my hands from a grabbing finger digging motion to a gentler up and down motion.

"I see that you're really liking my teddy."

"Where did you get it?"

"I ordered it online from Adam&Eve, I was saving it for Ryūichi but you're more worth it girl!"

I smiled smugly at that thought as I held my girlfriend around the waist and started to flirtfully strum the straps around the cleavage area.

She giggled, "I see that you're getting in the mood, I also brought another that is even skimpier than this one incase you didn't like it. I chose to wear this one over because I didn't want to get cold, and I thought you'd like to feel it."

I then sexily spoke into her ear, "How about a toast before we "really" do anything?"

Akira then beamed at that notion, we then went to the couch and poured each other's masu.

"For getting Cha-Cha out of the house and into Hanzō?"

"Hai!"

"KANPAI!" We chimed

-KACHIN!

-CHUUCHUU!

"Ohh!"

"What?"

"46%, that definitely was no joke. It really gets you if you've not had it before."

We then continued

As I took a drink of my masu, I take time to experience the flavor, it was a rather full-bodied, rich and but really strong taste to it with a nice plum hint to it, and the coolness of the drink helps to enhance the experience of the drink. As I said, I only drink on a few occasions although I do enjoy tasting or at least smelling sake.

As I swallow the liquor from my masu, a sudden feeling of ecstasy comes over me that gets me all giggly.

Akira starts laughing too, "HAHAHAHAHA!" -CHIN!

" Just one masu and you're already drunk as fuck girl! I'm gonna have two more! Maybe I'll share and even pour some on my boobs and teddy!"

"OKAY!" I just sat there giggling my ass off.

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