Chapter 1:

Adventure 1 - The lover

Phil's Lame Adventures

On a small and peaceful village in the middle of the mountains lived a boy. The boy was called Phil, he was seventeen years old and close to being eighteen. Bookmark here

This is a story to tell how Phil stopped being a boy and started being a man. No! A story that tells the various adventures of Phil as he leaves the Village. Hmmm... oh!! A better one, a story that leads to various encounters with gorgeous women where he tries to find his true love! Hmmm... or maybe the downfall of Phil to the Dark Side... Bookmark here

- “Hey!! Please just choose one! We don’t have all day!” Says Phil in an annoyed tone.Bookmark here

'Hmm... Are you talking with me?'Bookmark here

- “Yeah, I’m talking with you! Moron...” He sighed “You should think first before writing or we will be here all day.” Bookmark here

‘Oh... Was just doing this for fun, sorry if it was bothering you.’ Bookmark here

- “Ah.... Okay, now that you get it, let’s start the story. Make a good one... If you can.”Bookmark here

‘It’s my first time writing so I’m not sure if it will be good... What do you want to do? Maybe defeat the Demon King or something like that?’Bookmark here

- “Really?” Phil laughed “Defeat the demon king?? Have you no originality?”Bookmark here

*sigh* ‘Then what about you? What do you think that would be a good story?’Bookmark here

- “Hmmm... Maybe a Harem full of beautiful girls and all of them interested in me?” Phil said it with a really stupid smile on his face.Bookmark here

‘Wait, so fighting the Demon King isn’t “original”, but a harem is? Are you retarded?‘Bookmark here

- “Did you just describe my smile as stupid?” Phil murmured “Yeah, it may not be original, but at least I get some nice stuff. If you think about it, if I had to fight the Demon King I needed to spend all time training, fighting and would never have time to rest... Dude, I love resting!”Bookmark here

‘O-Okay... you don’t need to say me that with such conviction. Okay then, what if we start the adventure and then see what we can do? With time we can probably get some ideas, don’t you think?’Bookmark here

- “Yeah, it doesn’t need to be decided right, now! That’s smart. But since you don’t seem to write a Harem, can I at least get one girl?” Bookmark here

‘A girl you say? Hmmm... I don’t mind it. Chose a personality and visual aspect, but keep in mind that she needs to be somewhat strong to go with you on your journeys.’Bookmark here

- “Okay.” He said with that stupid smile again “You seriously need to stop describing my gorgeous smile like that!” Dumb Phil yelled to the awesome narrator “Never mind... Okay, back to the girl. Hmmm.... I want her to be of adult age, 19 maybe? With black, short hair since long hair probably will be in the way while fighting.”Bookmark here

A girl had moved to the village. She was a gorgeous girl of 19 years old of black short hairs that give an air of maturity.
‘Done, continue.’Bookmark here

“Nice. Hmmm... Add some boobs, not much, though, I want to keep it realistic. A B-Cup... with some nice hips!”Bookmark here

‘You really don’t hold back... ‘Bookmark here

The girl was a little shorter than Phil, she had a modest chest with and a gorgeous slim body.
‘Done, now to the personality, what do you want her to be like?‘ Bookmark here

- “Hmmm... I want her to have a cheerful personality while being a little shy, I want her to be modest and have a strong will when needed!”Bookmark here

‘Nice. You have some good taste.’Bookmark here

The girl was shy, though she had a cheerful personality that helped to hide it, it still could be noticed. She was strong and when on time of need, she had a stronger will, but despite that, she was a modest girl.
'Also done.'Bookmark here

- “Nice. Now we need to choose a name, you can choose it since you are doing so much for me.” Said Phil with a bright smile.Bookmark here

Her name was Elly.
'I just chose Elly, what do you think about it?'Bookmark here

- “Elly? Seriously, couldn’t you come up with a better name?”Bookmark here

‘It was the first one that came to mind, it is the short version of a name of a series that I am reading at the moment, and in fact, I read the latest chapter right before started writing this.’Bookmark here

- “So, you didn’t give any thoughts naming the love of my life?” Bookmark here

‘Love of your life? Wasn’t she meant to be you traveler partner?‘Bookmark here

- “Well, but since she is so perfect. It’s obvious that I’m gonna keep this one”Bookmark here

‘... Okay... ‘Bookmark here

- “By the way, since she was created by you, won’t she only do what you wrote her to do? Almost as if she has no will of her own...” Bookmark here

‘Hmmm.... nope, take you, for example, I’m not writing you to talk back to me, but you are still doing it. I can order you to do or say something, though. She is the same way. For example, now that I’m not writing anything about her she is free to do whatever she wants. Take a look at her right now.Bookmark here

- “OH NO!!!” Yelled Phil and the Narrator “What a ***** is she doing???” Phil starts throwing up.Bookmark here

‘I have no idea! That’s disgusting! ... Dude, kill it!’Bookmark here

- “Kill her? Why me?? You can easily do it! Just make a lighting strike her or something like that.”Bookmark here

‘Yeah... But she is the love of you live. Did you forget that? Plus, you can get some character development if you to do it.’Bookmark here

- “No!! It was you that created it then you kill it. Please make her stop! That’s too disgusting!!” Phil yelled once again while looking at the grotesque actions of Elly.
‘Now that I think about it, aren’t those series where the MC has to kill the love of his life, kinda popular?'Bookmark here

- “Are you seriously going to make me do it?” Phil cried.Bookmark here

‘Of course not. I’m not the kind of guy that would make you do something like this just for popularity.’Bookmark here

- “Thanks man, I appreciate that.” Said Phil with an honest smile.Bookmark here

‘Though, If I want this to be popular some prices need to be paid. ’Bookmark here

- “You *****.”Bookmark here

Phil was consumed by sadness when he saw the love of his life in that situation “Dude, are you seriously doing this?” The sadness of seeing his lover, doing such a grotesque action was too much for the young man to bear, so, to end her suffering and his own, he decided to end her life. “Bruh...” Bookmark here

Phil led his hand to the sword that was on his waist “Where the hell did this sword come from?” And after making a combat stance while holding the sword he took an enormous jump in the direction of his lover and while falling with his strength and the force of gravity he decapitated his lover. Bookmark here

- “You made me do it!!!!” Phil yelled because of his lost.Bookmark here

- “What lost? You made kill it! I’m yelling because you are horrible!!” The young man was in shock after doing something so drastic that he didn’t know what he was saying.Bookmark here

- “Just drop dead already...”

‘C’mon, just get over it. You killed someone, so what’s the problem?’Bookmark here

- “What’s the problem, I just killed a woman? What’s wrong with you?”Bookmark here

‘Hmmm... Think this way then. The person that you just killed was only lived for a couple of minutes. Do you consider that a grown woman?’ Bookmark here

- “You are right...”Bookmark here

‘Of course that I am.’Bookmark here

- “I just killed a baby! A child!”Bookmark here

‘Oh... ****. This is getting worse.’ *sigh* ‘Oh, I’ve got an idea!’ Bookmark here

- “What is it?” Said Phil with a depressed face.Bookmark here

‘I will just make you forget that you beheaded your lover! Isn’t that smart?’ Bookmark here

- “Not sure if that’s a-” Bookmark here

The Shock of losing the woman of his life was too much for the little heart of Phil and so as a countermeasure, Phil forgot that he killed the woman.
‘Okay then, shall we go on that Journey?’Bookmark here

- “Hell, yes!" Phil made a short pause and asked "Hey, since you don’t like Harems can you at least give me one girl?”Bookmark here

‘...’ Bookmark here

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