Chapter 21:

Ryuujin Oneshots Mulino

AGONY! The Omnipotent Deity's Dastardly Quest


Zeno clutched Ramona’s body as poison began to spread through it.

“Hahaha! How do you like that asshole!” Sumi taunted as she returned to human form.

“YOU! You bitch! I knew- Ugh!” Zeno groaned as he too was hit with a poison spike.

“Looks like you CAN poison wind if you hit it just right. Now then, time to shave your corpse bald.”

Before Sumi could make a move, Kumi suddenly zapped in front of her.

“Lol Zeno, you got wrecked. I’m here to tag out,” Kumi smirked.

“You’ve… already gone,” Zeno muttered.

“Yeah, but this ain’t a sanctioned match. This is an outdoor brawl baby! “

“Wait, YOU’RE Kumi! Oh, in that case I’m so kicking your ass and posting it online,” Sumi smirked.

“Who’re you?”

“SUMI! The most toxic twin tailed cutie on Ewetube!”

“Twintails? Lol, you’re a pixie soon to be baldy bitch!” Kumi smirked as she blasted Sumi with lightning, completely frying her hair.

“M- My- MY HAIR! I’LL KILL YOU YOU BITCH!” Sumi roared as she wiped the soot off her.

Kumi’s lightning had fried Sumi’s hair leaving her completely bald.

“Want the eyebrows to go next?” Kumi taunted.

Sumi then created a wig made of poison.

“YO! You can regrow your hair!?”

To Sumi’s surprise, her poison hair became regular hair when she deactivated it's poison properties .

“Huh, I never knew I could do that. Wow, guess I don’t-UGH!”

While Sumi was distracted, Kumi slugged her in the gut with her lightning tonfa, sending her hurdling into a building. As Sumi fell unconscious, Mulino arrived and saved her.

“No need to go after him. Ryuujin will be kicking his ass in the next round,” I stated as I healed Ramona and Zeno.

“Pathetic. I almost got killed because of your incompetence,” Ramona grumbled.

“Sorry,” Zeno mumbled.

“Lol, you sucked ass Zeno,” Kumi taunted.

“I beat a mirror man an became level 22.”

“I’m level 25 bitch.”

“We’ve got the key,” I stated as I showed Ramona the key.

“Perfect, now we just need to get the ring,” Ramona smiled.

                                                                             …

Sumi woke up in bed.

“This time stay put,” Mulino growled as he left.

“Dammit, I lost again,” Sumi vented in frustration.

She then noticed Penelope enter the room.

“*Tch*, why are you all so incompetent? I should just have Ouga and Jackal do everything,” Penelope snarled.

“Why!? Those two are bad news! Ever since you met them you’ve-“

“I’ve gotten one step closer to becoming boss of Familia Panini! I’ve always been jealous of the others that were close to the old boss. I sacrificed my beauty for this familia! My body is littered with scars, yet I’m proud to have gotten them for the sake of the familia. None of the others have done that! Alana and Matteo just bark orders from a cushy chair. Francis is a meathead that everyone just seems to like, and Ramona. That bitch is only here because she somehow has blood ties to the old boss.”

“Oh yeah, I actually poisoned her and her guard before that lightning bitch knocked me out.”

“They survived. Mulino reported seeing them walk away just fine as he made his way to the Colosseum.”

“Well, I did my best. Heck, that wind bastard was so scared I killed Ramona, he yelled out “Naname” for some-“

“So that’s who she is! That woman is not Ramona Panini, rather it’s her daughter, Naname. I heard about her, Namona would always send money to her in Japan. So she’s just a little girl trying to act like her mother. In that case, I’ll kill her myself,” Penelope declared as she changed into a skintight bodysuit.

                                                                              …

Ricardo raised an eyebrow as Ramona returned with the key.

“Found the key did you? Well it’s not so simple. There are 4 other devices needed to open the box.”

Ramona clicked her tongue and ran off as Ryuujin entered the Colosseum.

Ricardo glanced uncomfortably at Ryuujin as he stood before him.

“Mr. hooded man, you will need to remove your cloak for the tournament. I’ll also need your name.”

“Ryu,” Ryuujin muttered as he stormed off.

“That voice sounded like… No, it couldn’t be. That girl could never recruit someone as powerful as him,” Ricardo thought.

Ryuujin strolled into the arena as Mulino checked in with Ricardo.

                                                                        …

As Ramona met back up with Zeno, Jackal and Ouga appeared before them.

“Heard you have a key. We’re collectors see. Hand it over,” Ouga sneered as Jackal displayed the four other keys in his hand.

Zeno desperately tried to attack, only to be blasted by Ouga as Jackal gagged and crucified Ramona on a cross of sand.

“I get to kill her,” Penelope stated as Jackal amusingly tossed Ramona over to her.

Ramona coughed up sand as she tried to dodge Penelope’s kicks.

“I know you’re really Naname,” Penelope growled.

“Looks like the secret’s out,” Ouga sneered as he went up to Zeno and threw him aside.

                                                                    …

“Looks like it’s time to finish things off,” I snickered as I walked up to Matteo.

“One of Ramona’s hooded men. I see you are one that seeks to hide yourself from the world. Perhaps I should refer to you as Ostrich,” Matteo smirked.

“Big words little man, how do you know you won’t scream in fear when you see who I am?”

“Because I don’t scare. Even in the face of torture I smile. Should I be staring down a seemingly losing battle, I smile. I raise the morale of my men- “

“And you made a deal with the Averice faction.”

“Why that I did. And my investment will pay off quite nicely. Now if you’ll excuse me, I must be going. I do have a guard so don’t think of making a move, Ostrich.”

                                                                            …

“Mulino vs Ryu, begin!” Ricardo said with a little more worry in his voice.

Mulino immediately blew fairy dust at Ryuujin with his windmill.

“I’m a fairy dust man! I can-Ugh!”

Mulino froze as he felt a great weight crushing him down. His fairy dust immediately fell to the ground.  Ryuujin then threw off his cloak causing everyone to gasp in fear.

“Im- Impossible!? How could you be here!?” Ricardo stammered.

Sweat ran down Mulino’s face as Ryuujin created a kanbo made of gravity. Ryuujin slammed the club into Mulino's face, compressing him and sending him blasting off into an asteroid field in space. In one attack, Ryuujin had effortlessly killed Mulino.  Mulino's soul let out one final scream as I destroyed him with my dark flame of destruction.

Ricardo began stuttering in fear as Ryuujin glared at him.

"You look a little stronger," Ryuujin smirked.

It was time to end this succession battle in one fell swoop.

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