Now there's a narrator...

A large tarantula was squashed by someone's fuzzy slipper.

"And good bye Richelieu! Oh hello everyone, I'm your narrator for this Yaoi hunt. Huh!? What do you mean I said the word wrong!? "Yowie not yaoi"? Screw that shit! I'm the narrator. As for my name, uh Cringe21134. Yeah my user name! Gotta get the clout," a fat guy with long scrawny arms and a hideous bowlcut said.

"We're back in Australialand! Now I'M gonna be telling you the story of Drop bear Dumbee and his new animal friend! No more dumb spider or any of that crap he created from last season. This is my story now!" the narrator cackled.