Ep 2: Yaoi Yowie Hunt x Prune King

"Hey everyone! Today we have a very special guest. From my other TV drama that's currently in the works, give it up for the Prune King!" the narrator clapped.

A wrinkly and hairless man wearing nothing but a fundoshi appeared before Dumbee and Capybarra.

"Hey, I'm Luigi the prune king. You guys know where I can find some digital hair?" Prune king asked.

Prune king was being played by Luigi Metalini, an infamous scam artist that had made a prior guest appearance in Yowie Hunt.

"Wow! You're a prune mate!" Dumbee smiled as he flexed, causing his shirt to rip a bit.

"Hey Niles! Long time no see! Is that Daigoro in the capybarra suit?" Prune king asked.

"Stop getting meta Prune king, the answer's no though," Capybarra growled.

"Let's yaoi," Yaoi said as he suddenly popped his head out of the ground.

"Anyway, these three are hunting for keys to a keyboard so Capybarra can win a flame war. You have any keys?" the narrator asked.

"All the keys needed to type out my name," Prune King responded as he grabbed some keys from a nearby stagehand.

"But I'll only trade em for my hair. See, a skeleton sucked off all my hair and made me old and wrinkly. I'll trade a hair per key."

"Crikey mate! We gotta find some hair! But where could it be?" Dumbee smiled as he Knelt down and began sniffing the air.

"A drain pipe," Capybarra said flatly as he pointed to a large orange pipe.

The gang ran over, only for the narrator to emerge from the pipe.

"Hello, it is the great flamewar initiator and greatest author in the world, Cringe here! I was summoned to help you win," Cringe proclaimed as he dumped a pile of spaghetti covered in horseradish into Dumbee's hands.

"Crikey mate! That's a lot of hair!" Dumbee smiled as he ran over to Prune King.

He then smeared the slop all over Prune king.

"Hey, I'm not a hairless freak anymore! It's not all my hair, but enough to get you all the keys. Huh? Where'd they go?" Prune king exclaimed.

 "Looking for these? Well you're not getting them back you pathetic prune!" a skeleton with an orange mustache proclaimed.

"Oh no! It's Ivo the skeleton who hated me so much he ripped all his skin out in frustration," Prune king wailed.

"NO! I fell into a volcano! And speaking of which, I think you need another trim!" Ivo shouted as he began sucking the slop off Prune king with a vacuum.

"HYEEEEEELP!"

Prune king was now back to his base state.

"I have all the remaining keys  and some of your hair at my hideout, but you'll need a map to find it! And I've hidden it in Tasmania!" Ivo stated as he vanished.

"Crikey mate! We gotta catch the skeleton and get the keys! To Tasmania!" Dumbee declared as he ripped off his shirt and flexed.