Ep 3: The kiss scene, a 9 novel flex reference, and the great Jesterthesupremeevildaimyo all in one episode

Prune king's muffled moans rang out as Dumbee finished mummifying him in Vegemite.

"There we go mate, now none of the animals will attack you," Dumbee smiled as he flexed.

"So how are we gonna get the map?" Capybarra asked.

"We hunt a Tasmanian devil. They know a bunch of crazy shit by memory and can easily tell us where the skeleton cave is," Dumbee smiled as he tossed Prune king to Yaoi.

"Let's yaoi," Yaoi responded as he put Prune king into a harness and began paragliding with him.

"Those two'll catch one and bring it back. Yaoi'll seduce one easy."

"Don't worry, I'll include the scene in the DVD release," the narrator said as he appeared.

"So my little capybarra, know how you're gonna win the flame war?"

"With a 9 novel flex," Capybarra flatly replied.

"Good! But you'll need a bit more inspiration. Give it to him Dumbee!"

Dumbee smiled and held Capybarra up in the air. He then kissed him. Capybarra showed no reaction. Once the kiss scene was over, the puppeteer controlling Capybarra once again took control over him.

"That's it! I'll win the flamewar! Now I get it. Thank you so much for that french kiss," Capybara flatly stated.

"I'm not French mate," Dumbee laughed.

Yaoi and Prune king then returned with a man dressed as a daimyo.

"That's not a Tasmanian devil! Oh no, they messed up," Dumbee laughed.

"Eh, I fell in a watering hole and all the Vegemite washed off. Luckily this guy showed up," Prune king said.

"Wait cut! Who is this guy really? I don't know him," Cringe the narrator stated.

"Buwahahahahaha! I'm here to crash the set and self promote!" the daimyo laughed.

"YES! I'm so popular everyone wants to crash the set of MY TV drama! Do it daimyo man! Here, just give the capybarra puppet all these keyboard keys and give an epic speech about flamewars once you're done with your crashing," Cringe giggled.

"Flamewars!? I love starting those and watching people get miserable. Online, I'm known as Jesterthesupremeevildaimyo."

"REALLY!? I love your work! autograph!"

"Buwahahaha! I'll give you an autograph and a live performance!"

Ninjas suddenly appeared and began playing a song as the daimyo began to sing.

“Yo Yoi! I am the greatest criminal from the depths of Edo. The great daimyo of organized crime. Everyone fears my name! For every atrocity, I have attained! Murder! Kidnapping! Drug Smuggling! None can match my Might! Theft! Assault! War Crimes! All now fear my wrath! With my evil ninjitsu I will conquer all that’s good. They say Jesters are the fools, WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW DUMBASS! Lalalalalala! Jester-sama is the evil, dastardly, wicked, inhumane, dark ninjutsu daimyo! Oh oh oh oh! Yooooooo!”

"And here are your keys. Now go tell your ex she's an ugly whore!" Jester laughed as he handed a pile of keys to Capybarra and exited the stage to give Cringe an autograph.

"Good going mate! Now that we have almost every key, the cave appeared!" Dumbee smiled as he pointed at a cave.