Chapter 0:

The true Yowie Hunt is back! (For real this time)

The Yowie Hunt Season 3

In the barren outback land of Australialand, a beautiful woman clad in a latex bodysuit with spider legs attached to it appears in a puff of smoke.

"Oh hey, I'm back bitches! Hmm? Don't recognize me? Well I do look and sound different now, but it's me, Richelieu the tarantula," the woman stated.

"So why am I a hot bitch now? Well, some fatass piece of shit gremlin stepped on me. I then resurrected myself, but ended up turning into a hot spider lady. I guess you can just call me Ri-chan now. Now that I'm back, it's time to go on a good old fashioned Yowie Hunt to find a yowie into yaoi. As for the fat piece of shit gremlin that stepped on me and corrupted this world with his cringey vanity project..."

The scene then cut to a prison where Cringe, the host of the horrendous season 2 was restrained and gagged. His muffled protests rang out as the annoyed prison guard buzzed off his signature hideous bowlcut.

"As you can see, his ass is in prison. You won't need to worry about any of his unfunny jokes appearing again. Now with that out of the way, let's see who'll will be suffering thanks to that shitty editor's greed," Ri-chan laughed.