Roux's girlfriend gets isekaid by a drop bear

My name is Maddie Rouge. I'm a beautiful college honors student. I also have a boyfriend. He's a fellow honors student named Roux Bourdeux. He really is hot. But one day, he was killed by a drop bear. Yes, a drop bear, but I'm positive it was just a deranged koala. Yet the zoo claimed it was not one of their koalas. I needed to investigate.

After showering, I put on a white t-shirt, chic black skirt, and some chic white sneakers before grabbing my black hat and jacket and heading to the zoo.

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I stared down at the dead creature that had killed Roux. It looked like a koala, but was more vicious.

"Wanna come to the land where your boyfriend is?" a female voice cooed.

"Who said that!?" I shouted.

"Just call me Ri-chan. So, wanna come to where your boyfriend is?"

"Yes, I wanna see his hot sexy face again!"

Suddenly, the dead drop bear leapt up and ripped my throat out. He then became dead again as my vision got blurry and I fell down on the ground.

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I then woke up in what appeared to be the Australian outback. I immediately felt my neck only to feel nothing was amiss. I then reached into my pocket and pulled out my makeup kit.

"Nothing looks off," I said as I looked at myself in the mirror.

"Well, unlike your boyfriend, I decided you can keep your form and clothes," the female voice from before cooed.

I turned to see a woman clad in a latex suit with spider legs attached to it.

"Is this some dumb costume party?" I grumbled.

"Nah, I used to just be a regular old tarantula, but some fatass prick stepped on me so I resurrected myself as a hot bitch. Now why don't you go see your boyfriend before I explain shit to you. Don't worry, I'll do it telepathically. Bye for now, bitch," Ri-chan laughed as she vanished in a puff of smoke.

I looked in the direction she pointed and noticed someone off in the distance. It was a tall muscular man clad in adventurer's attire watching a kangaroo in a top hat ride a unicycle along with a large humanoid creature covered in orange brown fur. Could that hunk be Roux?

"ROUX!" I shouted as I ran over.

The hunk turned to face me. He had beady green eyes, a large nose, double chin, and brown mustache. He didn't look a thing like Roux, but maybe he transformed after living here.

"Crikey mate! It's a human lady! Never seen one way out here before," the man smiled.

"Uh, Roux? It's me your GIRLFRIEND!" I glared.

"Oh, you're Roux's girl. He really is a sly casanova. Hey Roux! Your girlfriend's here!" the man shouted towards the kangaroo.

The kangaroo cackled and rode up to me before shaking his ass at me.

"Crazy butt real!" he laughed.

"Yeah, that's your boyfriend. He lost all his brain cells and now he's an idiot," Ri-chan's voice rang out.

"WHAT THE HELL!? NO WAY! ROUX WOULD NEVER BECOME AN IDIOT LIKE THAT!" I shouted.

"Yes he did. Watch season 1 to see how it happened. Anyway, since you stupidly decided to chase after him, I'll give you a chance to resurrect him. All you gotta do is find a yowie that's into yaoi."

"Well, what about the creature right there?" I asked as I pointed at the furry humanoid creature.

"Nah, that's Yowyahoo the yowie. He's into yuri not yaoi. However, he remembered that there was a yowie colony somewhere in the outback, but can't remember where. Oh, and just like your boyfriend, I'm granting you an item box as well as THIS!"

A health bar labeled "brain cells" suddenly appeared in front of me.

"If your brain cell bar hits zero before you find a yowie into yaoi, you'll end up just like your boyfriend, a crazy idiot. Oh, and you also can't die, though you'll lose brain cells to revive yourself. Now what's your IQ bitch?" Ri-chan asked.

"The hell!? It's 110."

"You sure? Your boyfriend's was 69. Oh and if Dumbee dies, you'll lose a brain cell to resurrect him."

"The hell are you even talking about!?"

"Well, just talk to Drop Bear Dumbee the hunk when I'm done. Though 110? I can make your IQ 69."

"It's 110! I'm an elite prodigy!"

"Alright you prideful idiot. 110 it is!"

"Crikey mate! Why're you staring at Roux? Join in the fun and shake your bum!" Dumbee smiled.

*Maddie lost 2 brain cells*

HUH!? What the hell!?

"See, Dumbee's so dumb you lose brain cells just by being with him. But you gotta journey with him. I'll be more merciful to you, but just like your boyfriend you only have a billion brain cells. Bye bitch!" Ri-chan replied.

I grew pale as I realized the ardatious task before me. I had to journey with an idiot to find some stupid yowie into yaoi. This must be hell.

"Oi Dumbee! Know where we can find a yowie into yaoi?" I asked.

"You wanna go on an adventure? Crikey mate, why didn't ya say so? I think Yowyahoo said something about them living in a cave. Let's go into the uncharted outback to explore!" Dumbee smiled.

"Crazy ass!" Roux laughed as he rode up to Yowyahoo.

"We'll follow from behind, you two go on ahead," Yowyahoo stated.

Dumbee then wrapped his arm around my shoulder and began waltzing away with me in tow. I hate that spider bitch for doing this to me. Once I clear this dumb trial, I'll squish her again for all this shit she's putting me through.