The lioness

The next day, things got eventful at the restaurant. As Madoka sat to get her daily breakfast crepe offering, a beautiful young woman with long black hair and purple eyes entered the restaurant. She was clad in a dark blue tank top which exposed her mid-drift, black latex capri jeans, and dark purple slip-on athletic sneakers. Rika immediately froze as she recognized the woman.

"Azami-sensei!?" Rika trembled.

"Why yes, I'm back," Azami glared.

"Wait, that voice- _! You were that geisha from yesterday that almost kicked me!?"

"Correct. Though I was unable to properly air all my grievances yesterday."

"If you're here to wail your grievances, then leave. Customers are trying to eat."

Azami glared and took a seat.

"Then I will order your finest game meat," Azami glared.

"Big game for breakfast? Well, whatever," Rika grumbled.

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As Azami waited for her meal, she began scowling as she noticed Madoka scarfing down a mountain of crepes.

"A young girl like you will only get fat and have an imbalanced diet," Azami snarled.

"Huh? Who are you?" Madoka mumbled as she ate.

"An elite gourmand chef. Why are you eating pounds of sugar for breakfast?"

"Cuz I like it."

"Your-"

"Momma says its fine. Besides I eat good meals and am growing up strong," Madoka retorted.

"You'll grow up to be obese."

"Will not! I'm gonna become a sexy hot magical witch when I'm older. My tits will be just as big as momma's too!"

"Your mother? Ah yes, Harumi. I hate her."

Madoka stopped and stared at Azami.

"Seems that got your attention. It is true that I despise Harumi with every fiber of my body. She disgusts me. What a careless woman letting her young heir and daughter gallivant around. Then there's her marriage scandals. I heard she cheated on her husband twice then offed him. Also seems to hate her first born twin daughters, whom I believe are the only competent individuals within the family. Then there's Harumi's own childish attitude and reckless thrill-seeking and lest not I forget the crude videos she makes. I- HEY! You aren't even listening!" Azami fumed as she realized Madoka had just continued eating her crepes.

"Who cares bitch. Momma just told me to ignore the haters," Madoka snickered as she paid the bill and begun to leave.

"B- BITCH!? You little shit! I hope you get kidnapped!"

"Beh! I-MMPH!" Madoka cried as Jester snatched her while blasting by on a missile.

"Buwahahaha! Bet you weren't expecting a missile!" Jester laughed as he quickly strapped Madoka to the missile and hopped off it as Madoka flew into the sky.

The missile exploded about 15 seconds later.

"Buwahahaha! Never saw it coming! Time to get some victory crepes to spite her!" Jester laughed as he romped into the restaurant.

"Get the fuck out," Rika glared as she flashed a knife.

"Rika? What was that noise!? And why are you brandishing a knife at that man!?" Masaru cried as he exited the kitchen.

"Um, cause he's a really evil bastard. He just kidnapped Madoka and strapped her to a missile," Rika stated.

Masaru froze as Jester began to laugh.

"Buwahahaha! That little brat is dead, now give me some of her favorite crepes so I can sock it to her!" Jester demanded.

"Just who do you think you are!?" Masaru glared.

"WHO AM I!? Heh, ninjas! Themesong time!" Jester ordered as his ninjas suddenly appeared.

All the staff and guests turned to face Jester as he began to sing his themesong.

"YO YOI! I am the greatest criminal from the depths of Edo. The great daimyo of organized crime. Everyone fears my name! For every atrocity, I have attained! Murder! Kidnapping! Drug Smuggling! None can match my Might! Theft! Assault! War Crimes! All now fear my wrath! With my evil ninjitsu I will conquer all that’s good. They say Jesters are the fools, WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW DUMBASS! Lalalalalala! Jester-sama is the evil, dastardly, wicked, inhumane, dark ninjutsu daimyo! Oh oh oh oh! Yooooooo!”

Everyone cringed in disgust as Jester finished.

"Rika, you may kill him," Masaru glared.

"Hope this time he stays dead," Rika glared as she prepared to unleash an attack, but stopped and suddenly began smirking.

"Nope, seems like I'm not getting the hit," Rika thought as Jester suddenly got kicked in the crotch from behind.

Jester grimaced in pain and fell to the ground as Madoka stood proudly behind him.

"Nearly got me, but I was able to escape that sloppy tape with ease. Now time for some payback!" Madoka snickered as she ran over to a black limousine approaching.

She immediately hopped in as Harumi poked out holding a rocket launcher.

"This is for strapping my daughter to a missile," Harumi glared as she fired, sending Jester and his ninjas blasting off into the sky.

"[FUCK YOU] MADOKA!" Jester cried as he blasted off into the distance.

The limo then pulled up to the entrance and Harumi gazed in at Azami glaring back at her.

"As you can see, I take great care of my independent daughter and heir thank you very much," Harumi snickered as the limo drove away.

Masaru then turned and froze when he noticed Azami.

*Slap*

"I meant to do that yesterday. That was for straying from the path your father and I laid out for you," Azami glared.

"Y- Yes mother. My apologies!" Masaru groveled.

"MOTHER!? You look more like an older sister! Wait, is it by-"

"No, he is my biological son."

"H- How old are you?"

Azami responded by closing the distance and stopping the tip of her shoe mere inches from Rika's left eye.

"I'm sure you remember, that I'm Tabemono's hunting and game expert. As such, I can take out wild animals with ease," Azami glared.

"You still upset I humiliated you back then at Tabemono?" Rika glared.

"That and then some. Now you've corrupted my son. The very son I helped mold into a gourmand chef. But it seems you are worse than that. Itsuki Makihara was also corrupted by you. Now, where is my breakfast? MASARU! KITCHEN NOW!"

Masaru immediately squealed in terror and bolted to the kitchen.

"As for you heathen, I'm going to henceforth due all within my power to pry Masaru away from you," Azami glared.

"We're in a relationship, a romantic one. That, and I can take you down," Rika glared.

"My knife work has improved drastically since that cursed cook-off we had. Though if you think you can beat me in the wild, you won't. I'm the lioness that's queen of the animal kingdom," Azami glared as she returned to her seat.