Glitch_Theories_Abridged_V10

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Last update by: Oracle|Access Level: King

All right, let's begin with the elephant in the room, somehow I feel like I'm writing a tutorial on what this whole abattoir is, but I feel it is necessary, and since I'm the only one in the team who cares about writing this stuff (and probably the only one who can), it is more like a duty and a service to humanity. If someone is reading this, don't worry about me, my associates won't ever sit and read a "lore-log" as they call it. But I wonder if these notes will sell with the Forchans, they love their "fluff" as they so call it.

There are multiple versions of what caused the Glitch in question, I'm inclined to consider a little truth to them all since they contain about the same level of bullshit and truth at the same time... well maybe the Ice Vikings are all bullshit and no sense, but that's not our fault.

We have what the Hex Authority says, which can be very widespread thanks to their efforts to make it known. They say that a group of religious fanatics hell-bent on fulfilling their batch of prophecies summoned an eldritch god to save them from persecution. This fuels their fear of mystical stuff such as magic, spirits, or gods, but it triggers them against their worst nightmare: people who worship the former. They can be quite convincing, especially when they have a gun to your head. 

Then there is the Agbsobgomorroth Cult position. They say that the Great Agbsobgomorroth accidentally cracked an egg, and this caused the whole thing to go to hell. This harmonizes well with their bitter hate for eggs, and they have been at war with the oviparous lifeforms in Moros since their inception. I guess that if you can pronounce their deity's name well, then it all makes sense. 

There is Zenith Inc.'s version, or versions, which change as much as I spend time editing my grammar mistakes. I think that they started by believing it was all a mad experiment by some scientist that fissured the Moon to a subatomic level, causing everything to go nuts. Now, they say that there were eyewitnesses that saw the Moon creating the fissure. Seeing that they do not seem to make sense and their explanations turn more and more convoluted, it is difficult to believe them since they don't want answers—they want money.

However, what the Forchans say is something to pay attention to. A  group of mad scientists seeking to contact an entity from another side, whether dimensional from deep space, managed to bring forth a being that threw the moon at the world, causing a fissure that further collapsed into the Glitch.

Martians do not care who did it, the Central Martial Command believes humanity is responsible and so they have incited the whole Solar system against Earth... Ehem, Moros, I mean.

Then there are the Ice Vikings... trust me all they care about is bringing glory to Lokee, god of mischief and war, the heads of every human, elf, monster, android, zombie, dragon, demon, martian, and fairy in Moros. For them, Moros is paradise, a battle and hunting ground for their axes to be bloodied and their bloodlust to be satiated. It's as if someone picked actual Vikings from the Earth Era and told them it was Ragnarok time. Utter nonsense.

Sources claim that the Glitch, no matter how it happened, had damaging effects on the space-time continuum, where history as humanity perceived it was gone, as well as the very laws of physics to which we abode. One such case is that of gravity, celestial mechanics stopped working and instead, gravitational pulls and forces lay around like simple lakes waiting to be traversed over. Physics, biology, geography, chemistry, it all suddenly went into the blender machine of whoever is responsible for the Glitch, and then, when all was left as a paste, it was formed into something new, which was Moros itself.