The actress has snapped

I landed in the Eisenbog tower and was immediately rushed to a dressing room where I found that bitch spider waiting for me.

"Hey bitch, got a new suit for you since you'll be competing," Ri-chan sneered as she held up what looked to be a body sized plastic soda can holder.

"The hell I'm wearing that! It barely covers anything up!"

"Too bad bitch!"

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My face went red with mortification as I walked out into the wrestling ring. Apparently, some asshole was hosting a wrestling tourney. If I won, the spider bitch said she'd let me beat the shit out of her. It appears that everyone competes in one big tourney regardless of gender or weight class. Well, all those martial arts I mastered will come in handy. And now, I might even get to beat up some assholes who gave me so much grief.

My first opponent, was the three masochist cheerleaders... Well if those masochist shits want pain, I'll give it to em in FULL!

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When I came to, everyone was pulling me away from the three bleeding cheerleaders on the ground.

"Not cool girl. We have careers too," one said as she winced in pain and clutched her bleeding cheek.

Ah right, everyone here's just acting. Acting...

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Ami Shizumi was a popular, but very arrogant actress. She was the textbook definition of a rich and snobby bitch. She only cared about herself, and had no qualms with abusing her status to ruin someone's career. Sometimes she'd even do it for sport. When she heard about Daigoro's success after Yowie Hunt, she became jealous of his success. When her agent informed her that the editor was paying top dollar for a beautiful female lead for the next Yowie Hunt season, Ami leapt at the chance. She had no idea she'd be put through the wringer for the role.

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I thought I could rest easy when they said I didn't need to wear an ugly animal suit, but that bitch spider just wanted to see me suffer for her own perverted fantises! Well, now it's payback. IRL, I really do have black belts in all martial arts. Let's see everyone on this crew suffer for turning me into a hideous freakshow!

Eventually, the 3 masochists were wheeled off on stretchers as my next opponent came in. The French werewolf. He seemed a bit different. His taunting persona seemed gone.

"You are not worth taunting. I forfeit," he snarled as he walked away.

The furball and his trio then entered.

"Ore wa ketsu ga daisuki desu," the furball glared.

"He says we're taking you down, villain," Lime green bodysuit pervert glared.

"Me the villain? I'm the one that just went through hell," I scoffed.

"Bitch please, you really tried to kill those three girls. Like KILL kill. What the fuck? I mean, I know you freaked out about going bald, but it said in the contract this would be a demanding role," Shitty Sal sighed, breaking character at times.

"Well you wanna get meta? Then let's go at it for real. 3v1, this angry girl's gonna beat you all up," I glared.

The trio sighed and lunged at me. As expected, I beat the three nearly to death.

"CUT! CUT!" Ami, what the hell are you doing!?" Fumiyo, the writer and actress playing Ri-chan demanded.

I responded by shoving her to the ground. I once again lost myself to rage as I beat her up.

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When I came to, I was being held back by the actors that played Dumbee, the gorilla, and the shirtless cowboy.

"Ya know, that little koala you knocked off the blimp still hasn't recovered," the cowboy sighed.

"Who cares!? Fuck all this shit! I quit! Fuck the contract, fuck you all! I'm gonna make sure each and every member of this damn production team suffers! Season 2 was way better than this crap! Bring that fat gremlin back, who cares if he spews hateful rhetoric online, at least I wouldn't have been humiliated like this!" I shouted.

"T- Then why agree to the role?" Fumiyo moaned as she was loaded onto a stretcher.

"For my fame and fortune, but instead I got humiliated horribly!"

"That part was actually one of the things that wasn't altered, well, I did change it so that you'd be totally naked instead of just partially, but-"

I shut Fumiyo up by punching her in the face.

"Great, the lead actress snapped. I really should have been more adamant about a more bottom barrel actress. Someone less arrogant and prideful wouldn't have snapped like this. Damn you Fumiyo. You just HAD to insist on tormenting her. Well, I'll be dumping all the complaints on you. I'm NOT going back to prison!" the editor thought.

"Let me fight her," a voice rang out.

Everyone turned to see a bandaged Ravio limping towards them.

Before anyone could protest I grabbed the little bastard and tossed him into the ring.

"Pizza, pasta, I'm turning you into sauce and sending you home in a box," I glared.

Ravio trembled, but stood up and tossed away his crutch before ripping off his bandages and cast.

"Let's a do this," he glared.