Chapter 5:

kids

The four dumb ways to not fix nor ruin your life


                                                                 -DURING CLASSES-

Mirja: *reading manga while the teacher is explainin'*

Juvel: *touches Mirja's shoulder* hey, stop doing that, the teacher might see you and- wait, haven't you finished reading that page yet?

Mirja: yes?

Juvel: Is reading that difficult for you?

Mirja: I'm just, you know, not that wonderhoy right now

Juvel: Weirdo, but, please, stop it, I can't be saving you because of your stupidity all day long

                                                                      -AFTER CLASSES-

Mirja: *smiles mischievously while walking*

Juvel: You are annoying me with that; what are you thinking about? *looks to Eleanor, as if he were asking her about Mirja's attitude*

Eleanor: *shrugs her shoulders*

*they continue walking until Mirja stops suddenly*

Mirja: Eleanor, open the second pocket of my backpack, now!

Eleanor: *visibly disgusted by how Mirja treats her* *opens it* *takes 2 paint cans from it* paint cans?

Juvel: Please, no...

Mirja: I've been feelin' bored lately, so, I wondered if I could  do some vandalism *smiles warmly*

Eleanor: Are you a damn kid?

Mirja: shut up, you... japanese stereotype of a bully!

Juvel: *places his hand on Eleanor's shoulder and shakes his head* just don't say anything, it's better that way with him

*Mirja takes the paint cans from Eleanor hands*

Mirja: so... any ideas of what we should draw?

Juvel: an anime girl with guns and drugs?

Mirja: A Miku with a minigun!

Juvel: haha, that sounds nice! *his attitude changes a bit*

Eleanor: *still holding Mirja's bag* ehmm, Do any of you, retards, know how to draw that?

Mirja: shut u- *stays silent* actually... *looks to Juvel*

Juvel: *returns to his usual mood and shakes his head*

Mirja: nuh uh, none of us know how 

Eleanor: Are you even of my same age?

Mirja: *ignores what Eleanor says* any other ideas? 

Juvel: Why don't we write our names?

Eleanor: *because of the anger lets Mirja's bag fall from her arms* Fuck, I thought you weren't as stupid as him but it seems to be that both of you are fucking airheads!

Mirja: Then what the fuck do you want to paint?!? *defiantly looks up to Eleanor*

Eleanor: This wasn't even my thing, was yours!

Juvel: why don't we write some insults against the student council?

Eleanor: that's fine by me

Mirja: yea, thay are so damn annoyin'... Now I can't even have long hair because of ''rules'' or something

Eleanor: they always try to stop me when I'm punching some idiots during the breaks

Juvel: they always  want me to donate money for their shit, it's annoying

*the three of them smile to each other*

Eleanor: you are not as disgusting as you seemed to be

Mirja: same

*a few minutes later*

Juvel: a bit more of red in the right!

*Mirja does what Juvel says, while Eleanor carries him on her shoulders so he can reach the top of the wall to paint it*

Juvel: I think it's done!

Mirja: fine *looks down to Eleanor* you can get me off you now, no, you must, very please

Eleanor: *kneels a bit so Mirja can get off*

Mirja: t-thank you, I guess....

Eleanor: wait, are you fucking blushing?

Mirja: Being carried by someone it's not something I'm used to... *covers his face with his hands*

Eleanor: dumb *takes the cans and goes to a bin to throw them there*

Juvel: well, I guess we should get out of here now

Random member of the student council: Hey what are you doing? *looks to the painted wall* Is that a graffitti?

Mirja: ye, it's cool don't you think?

Juvel: *whispers to Mirja* are you crazy?

Mirja: *whispers back* just wait...

Random guy: you, come with me, now!

Mirja: We won't, and better let us go

Random guy: why?

Mirja: *smiles mischievously and snaps his fingers*

Eleanor: *walks and stands up in fron of the guy* what's going on?

Random guy: I-Is sh-she? *visibly frightened*

Mirja: yes, she is Eleanor; so if you don't want her to beat the fuck out of you, let us go now and stay silent about this *wraps his arms around Eleanor* does that sound good for you?

Random guy: *nods and runs away*

Eleanor: arms off, please

Mirja: *gets his arms off her* *turns to see Juvel* and that's why I told you that Eleanor is useful

Eleanor: (-useful-)

Juvel: that was amazing! 

Mirja: I know, right?, well, now, let's get out of here!

*Eleanor carries Mirja's backpack again and runs away from the school with Mirja and Juvel*

                                                         -TOMORROW'S MORNING-

Random guy: so, here it is

???: *looks up to the big ''fuck the student council'' and the badly drawn middle finger behind* so it's true that the worst trash of our school teamed up

Random guy: Kaori, Had you heard about them and didn't do nothing?!?

Kaori: I did, because I thought it wast just a thing that the student press wrote to sell more of their stupid ''newspapers''; as far as I knew Mirja liked bein' alone, Juvel already had a group, and Eleanor was busy with her gang or something

Random guy: so?

Kaori: *glares at him* I'm the one in charge here, so shush it!  *Looks to the graffitti once more* tell someone to clean this, I'll go to call the others, we must stop them before...

Random guy: before what?

Kaori: I told you to stay silent, now go to do what I ordered!

*the guy leaves*

Kaori: Mirja Sathaz, I wanted to forgive you, but I think you don't deserve it... *takes her phone and calls someone* yes, it's me; call the other three, THAT happened


END

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