This maladie of mine

An average weekend in the life of an average boyfailure.

Mirja: *laying on his bed while playing with his phone* *stops playing and calls someone* hey, are you free today?

STREETS----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Eleanor: *checking her phone* where the fuck is he?

Mirja: *runing as fast as he can* s-sorry, my hair is really hard to tidy up *looks up to her* Do I look cute?

Eleanor: *blushing a bit* no, so , why did you want me here?

Mirja: Because I'm bored

Eleanor: Ok, I'm done, you are definitely an idiot *walks away* *then remembers about the deal she made with Mirja* welp, it's not like I have any other option, right?

Mirja: ye! *walks towards her and smiles* I noticed you are blushing, so cute

Eleanor: tch- (If only I had been sick that day) so what do you wanna do?

Mirja: *gazes to the heaven* I don't know! 

Eleanor: I've had enough....

Mirja: Do u have money? 

Eleanor: yes

Mirja: let's go to the arcade!!!!!!!!! *gets closer to her while still looking up to her eyes*

Eleanor: *blushes* ok, but keep your distance *pushes him away*

ARCADE-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(WHILE PLAYING SMASH BROS)

Mirja: haha!, you are such a sucker at this! *2 combos more and wins* so, Mirja 5, Elli 0

Eleanor: Don't call me like that, idiot

Mirja: *smiles* wanna try another game?

Eleanor: please!, I feel as if I were playing against the member of some korean e-sports team *looks to somewhere and points what she sees* what's that?

Mirja: the new dance machine, not of my liking to be honest...

Eleanor: then we'll try it *grabs Mirja's hand and takes him with her* 

Mirja: *blushes* he-hey hey!, wait! don't be so rough, please!!!!

Eleanor: shut the fuck up! *finally reaches the game* Shall you start? *pushes him towards the machine*

Mirja: O-Ok! *returns to his normal attitude* *the game starts*

(2 minutes later)

Mirja: *coughing and giving his best* I can't with this games *fails a move and loses the game* shit! *tries to walk away from the game but stumbles* 

Eleanor: *gently holds him, avoiding his fall* *looks down to him* are you okay, lil' weackling?

Mirja: *covers his face with both hands* stop acting like that!

Eleanor: acting like what?

Mirja: tch- just forget it, your turn *quickly gets away from her*

Eleanor: fine then *smiles arrogantly* *the game starts again*

(15 minutes later)

Eleanor: *while playing* as I was saying, you have the stamina of a baby

Mirja: Do you want to lose already?

Eleanor: shut up! *continues playing for a few minutes more* *fails because the level was too fast* humilliated enough?

Mirja: yes *walks away* now it's my turn to choose! *looks to a shooting game* how about that one?

Eleanor: what's a fair game doin' here? 

Mirja: I don't know, but it might be fun, and I'm sure I'll win! *looks up to her, and with one finger hits the tip of her nose*

Eleanor: let's see if that's true

*both of them walk towards the shooting game, and reach it*

Seller: hello!, do you want to play?

Mirja and Eleanor: yes!

Seller: 5 dollars per person, please

*both pay*

Seller: *gives a dart blaster to each one* each blaster has 3 shots, have fun!

Mirja: I go first *shoots and fails* shit *shoots once more and fails again* shit!

Eleanor: give up!

Mirja: no! *closes his eyes* ''Don't believe in me, nor the me who believes in you, nor the you who believes in me, believe in yourself and only in yourself'' *opens his eyes and shoots* *fails once more* FUCK! 

Eleanor: haha... you are cute when you are angry *shoots effortlessly and wins* easy-pawsy

Seller: wow! (fuck, I thought I rigged the game last night) You won so... you gain this bunny plushie! *gives it to Eleanor*

Eleanor: (5 dollars for this?) *looks to Mirja* *gently throws the plushie to his hands* catch it

Mirja: *catches it* what?

Eleanor: you can keep it, so you will always remember who beated you the worst

Mirja: *blushes once more and hides his face against the plushie* I told you to stop acting like that! We're done here *runs away*

Eleanor: (so pathetic) *follows him*

Seller: good luck girl!, that was a 100 points move, he will surely fall for ya'!

Eleanor: (what?) (realizes about her attitude today) ah shit!, why the fuck did I even do that? *reaches Mirja*  Why did u simply ran like that?

Mirja: Do u even ask? welp, where do you want to go now?

Eleanor: wanna drink something?

Mirja: sure, but you pay cuz' my wallet died there

Eleanor: ok, but you'll pay me later

Mirja: Don't worry, Juvel will

CAFE---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Eleanor: *drinking her black coffee*

Mirja: *drinking a bubble tea and eating bear-shaped waffles* sowwy if I made u waste a lot

Eleanor: go ahead, Juvel will end up payin' so I don't care that much

Mirja: *continues eating*

Eleanor: *giggles a bit* 

Mirja: hm? *looks to her*

Eleanor: you look like a kitten when you eat, it's so stupid yet kinda cute, but I guess I'm gettin' used to that not so disgusting side of you

Mirja: The fuck, again!?!?

Eleanor: sorry *giggles again* but honestly, you are not that annoyin', at least without that deadpan near

Mirja: Juvel

Eleanor: yes, he's a bit too dull sometimes

Kaori: *hearing everything from a chair next to them* now they don't even have loyalty between them... they're all trash...

???: so, what?

Kaori: we need to proof that they did the graffitti, so we can at least expell Eleanor

???: so, why did ya' need me in the first place?

Kaori: Rei, Eleanor may break my arm as if they were noodles, so you are here to fight her if they want to attack

Rei: I do kickboxing, but I don't know if that's enough to fight an actual delinquent

Kaori: C'mon!, you are the sports councillor! you are the strongest boy in the school, I bet she won't stand a chance against you

Rei: well, if you say so

back to the mains

Eleanor: It's gettin' late, should we call it a day?

Mirja: sure!

*Eleanor pays for the meal, so they leave the Cafe*

*Kaori and Rei follow them*

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Eleanor: *stops and grabs Mirja's arm*

Mirja: hm?

Eleanor: *turns to behind her* hey, you, show up already!

Kaori: fuck!

Rei: I told you this was stupid

*both show up*

Mirja: ooooohhhhh, Kaori?, what the fuck do u want?

Elanor: welp, *looks to Rei and Kaori* so, what does the student council have to do with us if we're not in the damn school?

Kaori: the graffitti, we know you did it, just confess it

Mirja: nuh uh!

Eleanor: what he said, fuck off!

Kaori: then I'll force you to *gets near to Mirja* you'll come with me *tries to grab his arm*

Eleanor: *punches away Kaori's hand* fuck off!, if you dare to lay a single finger on him I'll kill you! *looks down to Mirja* right?

Mirja: *blushes once more* y-yes

Kaori: tch- Rei!

Rei: *walks towards Eleanor* *grabs her arms* listen me up, just do what Kaori wants and I won't hurt none of you-

Eleanor: *kicks him on the ribs and gets away from him*

Rei: *tries to resist the pain* FUCK! I TOLD YOU TO-

Eleanor: *grabs him by the shirt and punches his face several times* you are such a pussy to be the sports councillor

Rei: *punches back* you fucking freak

Eleanor: fuck! *covers her face*

Rei: *tries to kick her head*

Eleanor: *grabs his leg and makes him fall* you are not that weak, but you are still a damn pussy

Kaori: Rei!!!!!!!!!! *runs to help him* are you okay?

Mirja: what the fuck have just happened?

Eleanor: *quickly picks up Mirja and runs with him on her arms*

AWAY FROM THERE

Mirja: thank you for saving me...

Eleanor: shouldn't u talk a bit more gratefully?, I even fought for you, you know...

Mirja: I am grateful!, for real!, it's just that, I don't like being touched that much, specially by...

Eleanor: by who?

Mirja: nevermind!

Eleanor: ok, so, want me to walk with you all the way to your house?

Mirja: nah, don't you worry!, I'll be okie!

Eleanor: if you say so... well, I guess we can hang out another day

Mirja: same!, take care!

Eleanor: see ya'

MIRJA'S HOUSE------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Dad: hey hey!

Mirja: ahh, sorry dad, my friend and I were having fun, so I forgot that I was supossed to come earlier

Dad: don't worry, kid, actually I'm kinda glad about it, you seem to had a great day, and you finally made a friend, I'm proud of you

Mirja: thanks dad!, just please, help me to pretend that I were home all day long before she arrives

Dad: No worries,I got you, I can't actually protect you from your mom, but at least I can give you a normal life while she's working

Mirja: *leaves the plushie on the sofa* *hugs his dad* 

Dad: *hugs Mirja* It's my duty after all.... by the way, what about the plushie?

Mirja: ahh, my friend gifted it to me!

Dad: They seem to be a nice person

Mirja: yeah, maybe sh-they are *blushes when remembers everything*

Dad: you are acting kinda weird and your cheeks are a bit red, do you feel okay?

Mirja: y-yes!, I just feel a strange warmth all over my body, I think I'm sick

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Rei: *standin' up again* I told you that I couldn't!

Kaori: *holding his left arm* I'm so sorry!!!, please, please, forgive me!

Rei: Okay... but, at least this can be used like a confession of both, right?

Kaori: the what?

Rei: the fight u recorded

Kaori: ehmmm, weren't you the one supossed to record it?

Rei: how could I?

Kaori: SHIT!!!!!!!!

To be continued ;3