Salem bishop and a Witches' Broom

Mother Salem opened the game by moving her pawn to d4, as Okisato responded by moving his pawn to d6. But after Mother Salem moved her pawn to c4, Okisato smirked and moved his king to d7.

"Foul boy, are you mocking me?" Mother Salem glared as she moved her pawn to e4.

"Of course I am, you wrinkly old hag. Though I'm surprised you decided to play the Witches' Broom variation," Okisato snickered as he moved his pawn to g6.

"'Witches' what!? Oh, I see, the formation of the pieces vaguely resembles a broom. How childish. I'll make sure to hasten your demise," Mother Salem snarled as she moved her pawn to c5.

"Hooray, hooray, edgy boy, edgy boy!" Agatha cheered as she suddenly dawned a cheer outfit and pom poms.

Okisato paid her no heed and captured the pawn at c5 with his d-pawn as Mother Salem moved her knight to f3. Now he decided to move his king back to e8, causing Mother Salem to scoff and move her bishop to f4. However, that move would ultimately lead to her demise as Okisato seized upon the opportunity presented to him and captured the pawn at d4 with his c-pawn.

"So did you see anything?" Agatha asked Simone as Mother Salem captured the pawn at d4 with her knight.

"No, I did not do the divination ritual, as I have not even seen Kristalo since we were separated yesterday," Simone scowled as Okisato moved his bishop to g7.

Agatha immediately began rubbing Simone's head, much to her dismay, yet was unable to foresee anything.

"Like, just watch the match, mother," Sabrina groaned as Mother Salem moved her knight to e2,

"You know I like knowing that I'll win. Too many unknowns keep me up at night."

"Well then, you're in luck, because that guy's about to win the game," Skaberghast snickered.

A maniacal grin appeared on Okisato's face as he mercilessly captured the queen at d1 with his queen. Mother Salem was taken aback, and began to scowl. "You're lucky this device negates my magic, otherwise I'd have vaporized you on the spot," she snarled as she captured the queen at d1 with her king.

"You're the one that's gonna get vaporized in the end, and who knows, maybe it will even be at the hands of a bishop," Okisato snickered as he captured the pawn at b2 with his bishop.

"I HATE bishops, and all clergy for that matter!" Mother Salem glared as she captured the pawn at c7 with her bishop.

"Ironic you said that when you did, but I guess it makes sense," Okisato shrugged as he captured the rook at a1 with his bishop.

"You wouldn't understand, my own daughters don't either!" Mother Salem snarled as she moved her e-knight to c3.

Okisato wasn't in the mood for bantering though and moved his knight to c6. Mother Salem attempted to go after the bishop by moving her king to c2, but Okisato didn't care and instead brought his other bishop out to d7. Mother Salem didn't give up on killing the bishop and moved her knight to d2. This allowed Okisato to capture the knight at c3 with his bishop, in exchange for said bishop which was promptly captured by Mother Salem's king.

"Really wanted that bishop dead, huh," Okisato taunted as he moved his pawn to f5.

"You shut up," Mother Salem snarled as she moved her pawn to f4.

Okisato shrugged and moved his rook to c8. Mother Salem captured the pawn at f5 with her e-pawn as Okisato captured said pawn with his g-pawn, allowing Mother Salem to move her bishop to b5.

"Oops, you moved the wrong bishop," Okisato taunted as he captured the bishop at c7 with his rook.

"They are despicable. I wish this game didn't have such foul pieces," Mother Salem scoffed as she moved her pawn to g3.

"Well too bad, cuz it does. Check!" Okisato snickered as he moved his knight to b8.

Mother Salem scowled and promptly moved her bishop to c4, eliciting another wisecrack from Okisato as he moved his pawn to b5. Mother Salem didn't take it well, but bottled up her feelings and moved her pawn to h4.

"Welp, bye, bye bishop," Okisato taunted as he captured the bishop at c4 with his b-pawn.

"I have no need of them," Mother Salem scoffed as she moved her rook to b1.

Agatha meanwhile giddily watched as Okisato moved his knight to a6. "He's winning, yes? Elenora, answer me!" she grinned as Mother Salem moved her pawn to a3.

Elenora nervously looked at the board and affirmed that Okisato would likely win. Especially after he moved his knight to f6 and Mother Salem moved her king to d4.

"So why are you king walking?" Okisato asked as he moved his pawn to c3.

"I'm putting it to use," Mother Salem snarled as she moved her knight to c4.

"Rejoice dear sister, Mother Salem has walked into mate," Elenora sighed as Okisato moved his rook to g8.

"Really!? Then why's she look so unconcerned!?" Agatha fumed as Mother Salem moved her rook to c1.

"Perhaps she has yet to realize it," Elenora sighed as Okisato moved his bishop to e6.

"Yeah, like I ran all the moves in an engine, and like, it says like, mate in 14," Sabrina stated as Mother Salem captured the pawn at c3 with her rook.

The peanut gallery seems to be getting excited," Okisato noted as he moved his rook to d7.

Mother Salem still didn't seem to realize she was losing as she moved her king to e3. But after another check from Okisato moving his rook to g3, she began to get a bit annoyed and moved her king to e2.

Okisato took the chance to capture the pawn at c3, as Mother Salem moved her knight to e5.

"And that was your last free move," Okisato snickered as he moved his bishop to c4.

"And just what do you mean by that?" Mother Salem snarled as she moved her king to f2.

"Uh, you're gonna get mated," Okisato taunted as he moved his knight to e4.

"Cease the drivel boy. I will not lose this farce," Mother Salem scoffed as she moved her king to g1.

"Now I get it, you think even if you lose you'll live. Well too bad, DESPERs negate witchcraft," Okisato maliciously chuckled as he moved his rook to d1.

Now Mother Salem began to get a bit uneasy, but still maintained her composure and moved her king to h2.

Okisato's face lit up with malicious sadism as he smelled gourmet blood in the water. "Oh, you're about to get a poetic ending," he snickered as he moved his rook to c2.

"W- What do you mean!?" Mother Salem stammered as she nervously moved her king to h3.

"You're getting fucked by the bishop. Checkmate, BA-KA!" Okisato snickered as he moved his bishop to f1, winning the game.

Mother Salem began to go pale as she noticed the checkmate, but before she could react, she suddenly felt herself bursting into flames as a laser blast began incinerating her to death. "NO! I can't die! NO! Why am I burning!?" she thought as she screamed in agony.

A few second later, she was dead. Agatha quickly let out an audible cheer, but her enthusiasm was short lived as she soon found herself not only in the glares from her her family, but also Okisato's glare.

"Agatha Broadstone, I have so many damn questions, that I'll make you answer before I kill you," Okisato glared as color began to vanish rapidly from Agatha's face.

The full game:

White: Mother Salem (1692) Black: Okisato Tanabe (2650)

1. d4 d6

2. c4 Kd7

3. e4 g6

4. c5 dxc5

5. Nf3 Ke8

6. Bf4 cxd4

7. Nxd4 Bg7

8. Ne2 Qxd1+

9. Kxd1 Bxb2

10. Bxc7 Bxa1

11. Nec3 Nc6

12. Kc2 Bd7

13. Nd2 Bxc3

14. Kxc3 f5

15. f4 Rc8

16. exf5 gxf5

17. Bb5 Rxc7

18. g3 Nb8+

19. Bc4 b5

20. h4 bxc4

21. Rb1 Na6

22. a3 Nf6

23. Kd4 c3

24. Nc4 Rg8

25. Rc1 Be6

26. Rxc3 Rd7+

27. Ke3 Rxg3+

28. Ke2 Rxc3

29. Ne5 Bc4+

30. Kf2 Ne4+

31. Kg1 Rd1+

32. Kh2 Rc2+

33. Kh3 Bf1#